💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 85 11.2%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.6%
  • Total voters
    757
Helmut A Ebne said:
I should've archived that tweet, but wasn't he being more general and saying something like "if someone no longer goes by a certain name" and "if you want to know what to call someone, look at the name on the screen"? It sounded like he was talking about calling someone by an old username if they have changed it and saying it was "dead naming", which of course is appropriating troon culture hence the reply. This leads me to suspect that Chibi Aquana thinks of "Chibi" as his "dead name" and was getting salty about being called that. How much longer until "Adam" is also a dead name to him?
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He mentioned the the part about the username too, but the first part of the tweet was about calling a tranny by their pretransition name
 
Helmut A Ebne said:
This leads me to suspect that Chibi Aquana thinks of "Chibi" as his "dead name" and was getting salty about being called that. How much longer until "Adam" is also a dead name to him?
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Can confirm.
If you go into his Twitch chat and call him Chibi he will become very upset.
I did this completely unaware that 'Aquana' is a REPLACEMENT name, not an ALTERNATIVE name.
Adam is slowly but surely following in the footsteps of troons, only a matter of time.
 
bethfromcountryhouse said:
Last night he also went on a rant about alcohol, stating that it is not possible to drink for fun and it is only used to repress emotion
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I think he alienated the entirety of Ireland and Scotland by saying that. Fun fact: In Scotland they hook you up to an ethanol/saline IV infusion in hospitals, rather than just saline.
BiggerChungus said:
On one hand I feel kinda bad that he probably wouldn't be nearly as stunted if he hadn't lost his dad so early on, but on the other hand that was something like 20 years ago and by now a grown man should know how to shave regardless.
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I've only cut myself shaving like twice, once when I was learning and again when I randomly sneezed with no warning. Chibi must've been headbutting that razor or something to mess his forehead up so much. 5 seconds on Google tells you not to apply pressure, and if it feels like the razor's snagging hairs it's time to switch to a new blade/cartridge.
 
bethfromcountryhouse said:
Last night he also went on a rant about alcohol, stating that it is not possible to drink for fun and it is only used to repress emotion, went on an inspirational rant about life quoting none other than the pokemon mewtwo, and also got told to stop by one of his viewers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF2mgY84AkQ
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This, coming from the guy that tries to get drunk basically every GDQ. That's pretty rich.
 
Cheebs is gonna make one helluva troon.
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Sweetheart said:
Check out one of Chibi's amazing new t-shirts that he bought, followed it up by saying he also got a few Pokemon shirts coming his way too. So yeah, he still does not want to dress like a normal person his age. Also said he's going on a vacation soon and will try to stream his trip to Universal Orlando Resort. Can't wait for his meltdown when he realizes there's too many kids at a theme park or if the weather is shit.
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Can't believe I'm saying this but Chibi looks loads better without that fucking goat-beard disaster on his goddamn face. Christ
Cheebs is gonna make one helluva troon.
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Good lord, that semblance is uncanny tranny valley, I can't imagine getting much closer. At least we've got a sneak-peak to what's coming. Hurry the fuck up and transition, Aquana. see I'll even use your new troon name
 
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This fucker lives in the next county over if Passport Pizza (and Friends) tried to deliver pizza to his house. That pizza chain is only in Macomb County, MI, north of Detroit.
 
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WalterSDempsey said:
This fucker lives in the next county over if Passprt Pizza (and Friends) tried to deliver pizza to his house. That pizza chain is only in Macomb County, MI, north of Detroit.
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Yeah, he's publicly listed himself as being from Macomb County. I do believe he lives in a different, nearby one these days but I can't recall where I saw that. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.

His facebook says "Stirling Heights" which may have been what confused me.
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Chibi has learned nothing from the Osakacon incident and continues to be unable to keep a secret.
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@Vuzz did you catch the sneak peek?
 
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Fuckedmcgoats said:
This is in response to a tweet where chibi said people deadnaming a tranny is one of the worst crimes a human can commit
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I am surprised I didn't see him among all those screenshots of "yes, Chris-chan raped his elderly mother, but that's not the reason to use wrong pronouns".
 
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So i watched the vod for this stream, and he showed off some shitty video that he edited for some autist about speedrunning yugioh. He bragged for like 10 minutes about how hes never used the editing program before, and he taught himeslf how to use it by watching youtube tutorials. Please fucking tell me this is the new job he was talking about. He made it out to be this huge deal for him, and someone asked how much he was being paid, and he said he couldnt fucking remember what the guy told him. :stress:

The rest of the stream was him having technical issues trying to get the game started, and then just looking absolutely fucking miserable while he was playing it.
 
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A highlight from Chibi's latest stream. To give context to the clip, Chibi is playing Wind Waker with crowd control and one of his cronies, EpicPikachu567 (the fucking wet noodle he is), gives Chibi 3 quarters of a heart. Then this nigga swoops in to rectify the situation. God bless.

 
The Youtuber he's editing for is EZScape (makes top 10 and more fucking video essays about speedrunning), these get anywhere from a few hundred thousand to a million views.
In this stream Chibi says that he thinks the deal was $100 + 50% of whatever the video makes, but doesn't remember.
Sounds pretty good right? Well, I'm going to assume the footage Chibi is editing (basically let's play footage of a YuGiOh game) are getting uploaded to EZScape's secondary channel of like stream highlights.

These get significantly less views, averaging about the 20k range. Kinda seems like Chibi's getting scammed. If this is the lucrative job Chibi has lined up though this is a pretty major fuckup for a man who has property to pay for now (the date does line up perfectly from when he said he would start his new job, August 1st).

I still don't believe corporate would move him up (the man bitches about having a few customers on July 4th, doesn't scream superstar worker to me) and the fact that there was so much argument about the start and end dates of the jobs. Why would there be such issue if he was working for the same corporation? This is just my schizo theory though.
 
Rootbeer said:
The Youtuber he's editing for is EZScape (makes top 10 and more fucking video essays about speedrunning), these get anywhere from a few hundred thousand to a million views.
In this stream Chibi says that he thinks the deal was $100 + 50% of whatever the video makes, but doesn't remember.
Sounds pretty good right? Well, I'm going to assume the footage Chibi is editing (basically let's play footage of a YuGiOh game) are getting uploaded to EZScape's secondary channel of like stream highlights.

These get significantly less views, averaging about the 20k range. Kinda seems like Chibi's getting scammed. If this is the lucrative job Chibi has lined up though this is a pretty major fuckup for a man who has property to pay for now (the date does line up perfectly from when he said he would start his new job, August 1st).

I still don't believe corporate would move him up (the man bitches about having a few customers on July 4th, doesn't scream superstar worker to me) and the fact that there was so much argument about the start and end dates of the jobs. Why would there be such issue if he was working for the same corporation? This is just my schizo theory though.
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Holy shit, has chibi quit his job for fucking youtube editing?
He did mention that his new job is "salary" though, so either it's a coincidence, chibi has signed some kind of contract, or he has no idea what "salary" means. First and third options being most likely imo.
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Helmut A Ebne said:
Holy shit, has chibi quit his job for fucking youtube editing?
He did mention that his new job is "salary" though, so either it's a coincidence, chibi has signed some kind of contract, or he has no idea what "salary" means. First and third options being most likely imo.
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Oh no, don't tell me those big interviews he was talking about a few weeks ago were just discord calls with a runescape youtuber.
 
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