Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court

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I just so happened to say 'CWC has become so fucking boring these days' on Discord today mere moments before being enlightened as to current events. Egg and my face are in alignment.
 
Everfree Northwest's official statements of this.
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A random thought: people call themselves Christorians and act like Chris is under 24/7 surveillance but we only ever saw a sliver of the “worlds most documented person”. This was happening for a month and despite the weird comments about dreams or spooning, (which seems like a word Chris could easily not know the definition of,) there was no warning.
 
Null said:
That would be the funniest possible situation for the forum's death.
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If that happened, all I would hear is a sound coming from Renton, WA. It's really distant, I can barely hear it...

"ACK ACK ACK ACK"
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Also I wish someone explained to me why Null is making a fundraiser or why someone would support. You aren't getting a soft-spot for him, are you? I say he should get out of this by himself.
His own family is now ready to give him up. I think it is a good closing point to let this be over.
 
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Also I wish someone explained to me why Null is making a fundraiser or why someone would support. You aren't getting a soft-spot for him, are you? I say he should get out of this by himself.
His own family is now ready to give him up. I think it is a good closing point to let this be over.
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the fundraiser already happened, and null is legally obligated to give the money to chris. he can't just take it
 
This is the end of an era. I remember following this shit in high school when he was just a harmless autist and regularly outputting new Sonichu issues. Bob was still kicking. Attraction signs were all the rage. And now it’s over. The mightiest lolcow has been milked dry. There will be no jail saga; it’s either going to be a very lowkey trial followed by isolated lifelong institutionalization, or a suicide. The prison saga will be a short epilogue at best. It’s well and truly over, and this is the terminally online millennial’s e-9/11. You’ll remember where you were when you found it even years from now. Mainstream internet is even taking notice. It’s done. And I’ve eulogized him in (stolen) poem.

———

Christian Weston Chandler, story of a man
Ending identical to where it began
Deep within the recesses of Barb’s China
Those creased walls, the alpha and the omega.

From sex dolls and yellow hedgehog pokemon,
To Bob’s mighty axe and the unclit, all gone
Michael Snyder, Mary Walsh, and the love quest
Manajerks, jerkops, Sonic’s arms, all the rest.

Megan, Blanca, Julie, Ivy, Mia Hamm,
Wallflower, Jacklyn, the girls from the Madam
It seemed the boyfriend-free girl was but a sham
Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Billy Mays - all just a scam.

Through Hell and back Chris walked, a virgin with rage
Forever alone, life itself was a cage
But on and on we watched this man on his stage
Then one day he found Barb; weak, burdened with age.

Christian Weston Chandler, story of a man
Ending identical to where it began
Deep within the recesses of Barb’s China
Those creased walls, the alpha and the omega.
 
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