💊 Manosphere Mystery Man - SlutHate dumbass who couldn't leave well enough alone

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Frank Rizzo

Frank Rizzo

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So, as a bit of backstory:

MysteryMan was one of the original SH raiders from way back when. For the most part, he was very much boring and unmemorable when compared to fellow SH'ers like Thonis, Dove, Mrz, Omega, and hood money.

In fact.....pretty much everyone forgot about him for the most part. No, seriously, no one remembered who the fuck he was.

Fast forward to today though, and Mystery Man roared back in, autism guns a blazing, to "troll" us.

What have we learned from this trolling?

1) Mystery Man is, in fact, gay. He admitted as much (In b4 "ERMAGERD, I WAS JUST TROLLING!")
2) Much like hood money and Dove, MM is really really bad at troll bait questions.
3) MM is apparently a drug dealing Canadian with loads of loonies (that's dollars for you non-Canucks)
4) He's so dumb, that in order to score points with his SH buddies, he went from being a forgotten member of the raid that no one remembered to now having the spotlight on him.....and his own thread!

Update (9/15/15): So, after several failed trolling attempts, it seems we wore MM down. It was all just "A JOKE U GUIZE!" MM was totally just playing a character for laughs.
 
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I was so shocked to see him come back I rated his post Late.

What made him come back in the first place?
 
I think he just now came back because he was left out of the primer, and it made him have dejected feels. :oops:
 
I made a thing @MysteryMan
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MM is like some kind of mutated, uncontrollable star. It suddenly bursts into existence, shines three times as bright as any normal autist, then goes into a supernova and collapses into nothingness the same day it was born.

I know this means that we'll probably ignore him because he goes mrz levels of boring within the week, but dammit I am proud to have been witness to autism of this magnitude.
 
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Stop lying
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MM, if I were you, I'd just own up to whatever Photoshop tricks you did, cause once cat delves deeper into the real story behind a lolcow (especially a Sluthater), it's all over.

He delved into hood, mrz, and Thonis and now all three of them are complete laughingstocks.

Just a friendly warning.
 
Frank Rizzo said:
MM, if I were you, I'd just own up to whatever Photoshop tricks you did, cause once cat delves deeper into the real story behind a lolcow (especially a Sluthater), it's all over.

He delved into hood, mrz, and Thonis and now all three of them are complete laughingstocks.

Just a friendly warning.
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Those guys aren't even fun. This was our crowning achievement.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fonduman-he-shits-up-our-loveshy-threads.8175/
 
cat said:
Those guys aren't even fun. This was our crowning achievement.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fonduman-he-shits-up-our-loveshy-threads.8175/
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That was a great time to be alive.
 
MysteryMan said:
Kiwifarmer pictured below:

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Vs.

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Just look at that slayer of prime pussy HOLY FUCK.
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The guy on the top can kick the guy on the bottom's ass. I know this because I once saw him fight everything and win.
 
trombonista said:
The guy on the top can kick the guy on the bottom's ass. I know this because I once saw him fight everything and win.
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Well beating @MysteryMan in a fight wouldn't be much of an accomplishment. He would be afraid of injuring himself and thus punch very light and he will run away crying as soon as something endangers his appearance such as him getting a minor bruise, a broken nail, a ripped shirt, or messed up makeup
 
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