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blue gopher snakes said:
Nah. I’m fairly certain she’s eating a slop-trough full of Velveeta shells. Their watery, radioactive orange fake-cheese is pretty unmistakable.
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Peep that “360 calories” on the front. That’s only 1/3 the contents of the box. These things are minimum effort: boil the shells, strain, squeeze the goopy cheese splooge atop, stir, consume in one sitting. Bonus points for posting shitty food pics on Twatter. View attachment 23831491020 calories per box. Tía Judy is chonking up on depression food acting like it’s HULTHY.
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Yes, Velveeta confirmed in the subtweets.
 
blue gopher snakes said:
Nah. I’m fairly certain she’s eating a slop-trough full of Velveeta shells. Their watery, radioactive orange fake-cheese is pretty unmistakable.
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Peep that “360 calories” on the front. That’s only 1/3 the contents of the box. These things are minimum effort: boil the shells, strain, squeeze the goopy cheese splooge atop, stir, consume in one sitting. Bonus points for posting shitty food pics on Twatter. View attachment 23831491020 calories per box. Tía Judy is chonking up on depression food acting like it’s HULTHY.
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I should've known -- Kraft macaroni and cheese requires you to add milk and butter to the mix. That's too much work for Jude.
 
Sticky Fingers said:
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Yes, Velveeta confirmed in the subtweets.
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JuniperFalls said:
I should've known -- Kraft macaroni and cheese requires you to add milk and butter to the mix. That's too much work for Jude.
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Somehow this victory feels hollow. The Ghost of Velveetas Past is behind me somewhere rattling chains made of uncooked shell pasta.

I feel as though we have all been demeaned in some way for my having spent real mental effort on this trivial, ultimately insignificant plot point in this season of Tía Judy. My apologies, everyone.
 
blue gopher snakes said:
Somehow this victory feels hollow. The Ghost of Velveetas Past is behind me somewhere rattling chains made of uncooked shell pasta.

I feel as though we have all been demeaned in some way for my having spent real mental effort on this trivial, ultimately insignificant plot point in this season of Tía Judy. My apologies, everyone.
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Is this sort of retarded meaningless shit not the purpose of the Farms?
 
SpumbleSplabloo said:
Is this sort of retarded meaningless shit not the purpose of the Farms?
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Oh absolutely. But usually it’s well-thought-out and informative meaningless shit posted by people who are probably much smarter than me. I often feel like I’m learning new things from these threads.

A year posting on the Farms and somehow posting pictures of a box of shitty macaroni I found on Google is the thing that makes me go “Maybe I should go touch some damn grass.”

ETA: Went outside. Jude’s still a fat ugly virgin and I still wouldn’t have sex with her.
 
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blue gopher snakes said:
Oh absolutely. But usually it’s well-thought-out and informative meaningless shit posted by people who are probably much smarter than me. I often feel like I’m learning new things from these threads.

A year posting on the Farms and somehow posting pictures of a box of shitty macaroni I found on Google is the thing that makes me go “Maybe I should go touch some damn grass.”
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all autism, even small amounts, gives us our power. dont feel down on yourself. (but i mean go outside if you wanna, fresh air is nice)
 
It took this moron 4 tweets to say she’s cooking dinner, something people do every single day without even thinking about it. Her bar is so low for herself it’s unreal.
 
Congratulations on making Velveeta macaroni and cheese all by yourself, Jude! You are exactly as accomplished as my neighbor's eight-year-old son. Actually, you're even more accomplished than he is, because you probably were able to take the box down from your kitchen cabinet without needing assistance from a stepladder, like he still does.
 
JuniperFalls said:
Congratulations on making Velveeta macaroni and cheese all by yourself, Jude! You are exactly as accomplished as my neighbor's eight-year-old son. Actually, you're even more accomplished than he is, because you probably were able to take the box down from your kitchen cabinet without needing assistance from a stepladder, like he still does.
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I dunno, Judy might be using one of those fatso reach extenders/grippers considering the advanced corpulence of the ham hocks she's lugging around. I'm still giving +1 to the 8 year old child.
 
some screenshots from the stream 3 days ago:
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and of course, a side profile:
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she literally screeched so much she scared poor orion away... and then acted surprised. wish she would talk normally btw, that vocal fry always hurts my brain. idk how people can watch this unironically. she talked about being able to sleep in (wow, that never happens) and that there's no episode from her extremely hyped up terrible series, again. lmao. i looked through it to see if i could find more "talking head" moments to clip, but after all the screeching from her and her teammates, i had to tap out.

okay i lied, here's one clip from judy getting puked on by the killer and looking very shocked.
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I think about my online fwens as though they are real bc they gimme $$tips sometimes and i have no real friends.

I think about myself a lot (duh) as though "we" are a big internet success and "our" life is successful.

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surprised she didn't retweet any comments about Simone Biles withdrawing from the Olympics about how "blak and brown womxn don't owe you shit!". any sport or Olympics talk will likely have aBLeIst comments that trigger her tho.
 
merwitchpigRude said:
I think about my online fwens as though they are real bc they gimme $$tips sometimes and i have no real friends.

I think about myself a lot (duh) as though "we" are a big internet success and "our" life is successful.

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"And I think about how without safety tools, these worlds and choices would not exist. Because we're allowed to be vulnerable because we know we can 'go there' and, at any time, call out, or know that there is aftercare waiting for us."

In other words, they're all so psychologically fragile (especially Jude), that they can't even play pretend without having buffers in place in case their make-believe scenarios touch on some point of insecurity and "trigger" them. They can't tolerate the slightest discomfort, work through it, and keep going; instead, the game is at the mercy of individual players' personal frailties.

Yeah, that's going to make for compelling stories, all right.
 
Judy retweets

Mila Clarke Buckley

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Diabetes jokes are not harmless. When people dig in and believe your illness is your fault, they believe that you SHOULD be paying hundreds to the get meds you need to live. You did this. So nothing changes because the jokes say it's easy. People believe that over the struggle.

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