💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Gaear Grimsrud]

The timing is perfect right after Chris's little failed treasure hunt.

Chris divorce arc when?

Chris is the perfect example of how the fat, stupid sitcom dad would be insufferable in real life.

 

[UserAccess]

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Someone asphyxiate him with hugs already.

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Under normal circumstances, I'd be first in line to monkey pile on Chris - but feeling in the dumps and acknowledging himself as a disappointment is a potential sign of positive growth.

Astrotard Bob would have already blamed white people and Republicans for disappointing him, but Chris might actually recognize the need to change and stop being a disappointment to others.

Will he? Unlikely. He'll likely consult his stupid brother about his megrims. Said stupid brother will convince him everyone else is to blame. But if he actually takes the positive outcome of recognizing his failings, accepting responsibility, and correcting to a meaningful course, I like it. I see a backyard barbeque where Chris gets tired of Bob's bullshit. After an embarrassing slap-fight, Chris sends Bob through the hot grill and tells him not to show his face around here again.

Do it, Chris. Do it.

 

[make_it_so]

Some kid who claims to be a Parkland survivor tells Vice that his Dad believes in QAnon and keeps dismissing the shooting as a hoax. The Dad, by sheer coincidence, is also an antimasker. We have a thread in A&N.

Unless one truly believes that Mario was born in Brooklyn, one hasn't chosen the right imaginary superstition.

Of course the smooth-brained diabetic retard completely and unquestioningly believes Vice's anonymously sourced piece of fanfiction - it affirms all of his preconceived notions and prejudices. Bur remember, he's a "thinker."

If Bob was a KF-style shitposter, this would be funny. But since it's Bob and he's an imbecile, not only is it not funny, there's a high probability that this isn't even a joke and he's 100% serious.

 

[Cantercoin]

Didn't see that one.

But "Bob's generation?" Lol, guess we can count that as another example of Bob desperately wanting to be anything other than a Millenial.

The only thing Blob is ashamed of, which is being rightfully categorized as being a millennial, is so autistic, but it fits considering this is the same tard who couldn't comprehend the idea that super fucking Mario isn't a Brooklynite. Although I cant somewhat blame him considering the boomers and the zoomers consider millennials gigantic faggots.

 

[make_it_so]

The only thing Blob is ashamed of, which is being rightfully categorized as being a millennial, is so autistic, but it fits considering this is the same tard who couldn't comprehend the idea that super fucking Mario isn't a Brooklynite. Although I cant somewhat blame him considering the boomers and the zoomers consider millennials gigantic faggots.

Well Bob is not only autistic, but also narcissistic, vindictive, addicted to social media and corporate consumption, and has a truly vile totalitarian streak that he proudly displays daily. Bob is sadly very representative of a large number of Millenials and exactly why so many Boomers and Zoomers look down on them.

 

[Positron]

feeling in the dumps and acknowledging himself as a disappointment is a potential sign of positive growth.

Not for a white cishet man in the SJW thrall.

 

[Cantercoin]

Well Bob is not only autistic, but also narcissistic, vindictive, addicted to social media and corporate consumption, and has a truly vile totalitarian streak that he proudly displays daily. Bob is sadly very representative of a large number of Millenials and exactly why so many Boomers and Zoomers look down on them.

The blob is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a consoomer, pedophile, corporate whore, bootleg brownshirt, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a millennial and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Bob did nothing wrong.

Look, I don’t disagree with you about how fucked up the death business is. But if a person tard rages so hard over the funeral industrial complex that he ditches his family during key events marking the matriarch’s passing, he’s an autistic crybaby at best. Being granted undeserved passes for self-centered immaturity is one of the reasons lolcows end up lolcows. Too many people lined up to co-sign Bob’s bullshit over the years as it is —which is partly why he’s like this.

That said, this is the least of Bob’s transgressions.

 

[King Dead]

I feel like this really goes to show how performative all of Blobbo's pretenses at being a pop culture expert are. To give a better example, the basic premise behind G Gundam is that in the future, nations resolve conflicts through Gundam fights. Not only does that series fit better with this idea (replacing war and other means of international disputes with a martial arts tournament; every single country is represented, leading to memorable Gundams like the Nether Gundam (a giant windmill) and the Tequila Gundam (self-explanatory); satisfies Bobby's giant robot fetish), he literally just talked about this same exact series just a couple weeks ago, except all he did was go "durr big robot horse." So the truth is that he doesn't know shit about G Gundam besides memes and jumped to some other "world martial arts tournament" thing instead, one that makes even less sense for this drunken ramble of an idea.

In fairness, more people presumably know about Street Fighter than G Gundam, so going with something that more people can understand might work better. But still, you'd think that someone with such a hard-on for giant robot fights would gravitate towards the latter. Guess not.

 

[UserAccess]

Not for a white cishet man in the SJW thrall.

But yet, SJW indoctrination doesn't permit personal failure, only societal and institutional. That's deviating too far from the playbook.

Unless... he's calling himself a disappointment because he called somebody at work a nigger, which would be delicious.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Kevin Smith seems to be Bob's James Gunn when he was a teenager, but when Smith didn't live up to Bob's expectations, he became a villain in his mind.

It's also funny how Bob keeps putting himself as part of the film critic crowd when Mallrats came out when he was 14.

I love Bob's doublespeak at the end.

"I don't dislike Kevin Smith, I just find his whole persona insufferable."

So....you dislike him.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Threatening violence against a segment of the population who tend to be far better armed than you are is not a great way to win a war.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

I feel like this really goes to show how performative all of Blobbo's pretenses at being a pop culture expert are. To give a better example, the basic premise behind G Gundam is that in the future, nations resolve conflicts through Gundam fights. Not only does that series fit better with this idea (replacing war and other means of international disputes with a martial arts tournament; every single country is represented, leading to memorable Gundams like the Nether Gundam (a giant windmill) and the Tequila Gundam (self-explanatory); satisfies Bobby's giant robot fetish), he literally just talked about this same exact series just a couple weeks ago, except all he did was go "durr big robot horse." So the truth is that he doesn't know shit about G Gundam besides memes and jumped to some other "world martial arts tournament" thing instead, one that makes even less sense for this drunken ramble of an idea.

In fairness, more people presumably know about Street Fighter than G Gundam, so going with something that more people can understand might work better. But still, you'd think that someone with such a hard-on for giant robot fights would gravitate towards the latter. Guess not.

The more Bob posts those pop culture reference ideas of his, the more I want to punch him in the face.

Threatening violence against a segment of the population who tend to be far better armed than you are is not a great way to win a war.

Why do idiots like Bob pick fights with people stronger and smarter than them?

 

[Adamska]

The more Bob posts those pop culture reference ideas of his, the more I want to punch him in the face.


Why do idiots like Bob pick fights with people stronger and smarter than them?

Because they're dishonest crayon eating blue curtain analyzing retards who are too mentally feeble or too willing to gaslight themselves to notice how fucking wrong they are.

 

[Tronathon242]

Bob doesn't even like Kevin Smith.

Remember those videos Bob made years ago, where he made the case that Kevin Smith represents the initial promise, and ultimately the failure of Bob's generation?

Really? I thought the reason why he was so adamant about being Gen X was because he wanted to be like guys like Kevin Smith.

A few weeks ago, I saw that Nobody movie, starring Bob Odenkirk (the guy who plays Saul Goodman in Breaking Bad).

It was good old-fashioned action movie kickass fun, in the same vein as Death Wish or John Wick. In a sea of reboots and deconstructions, it was fresh air.

And on the thought of reboots, and reboots of reboots, I see those as a symptom of a complete dearth of originality. Deconstructing is just their way of masking the fact that they're talentless hacks.

Nobody was great. Might be the only Hollywood movie I have seen this year that I legit enjoyed from start to finish.

Was also great to see Odenkirk in a role like this. You can tell he enjoyed being in it.

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I loved it as well and what I loved about it is that Hutch is allowed to be a man. He gets to reconnect with his family, his wife, and the side of him that is a killing machine without emasculating him.

And has also lost significant amount of weight - Bob will probably only do that once the diabetes really starts to ravage his body.

Of course, Smith kind of looks like he has AIDS now.
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What film was he crying about when this picture was taken? He had more integrity when was a land whale.

I love Bob's doublespeak at the end.

"I don't dislike Kevin Smith, I just find his whole persona insufferable."

So....you dislike him.

It's the true sign of someone pretending to be smarter than they are when they continually talk themselves into knots.

Threatening violence against a segment of the population who tend to be far better armed than you are is not a great way to win a war.

Realizing that is something a "thinker" might do.

What's really odd is that he firmly understands that the American people are sick of lockdowns. However, he seems to believe that the general population will start oppressing/slaughtering those who refuse vaccines when presented with the prospect of another one. Has he not considered that there is another possibility? There is a much greater chance that the populace at large is not going to stand for having further authoritarian control and will tell the state and even federal governments to ram their lockdowns, passport vaccines, and other assorted overreaches up their fat asses. Regular people are probably not just going to start setting upon their fellow citizens like Baltic auxiliaries and force vaccinations upon them or worse.

For such a big "thinker," he sure is putting a lot of faith into the idea that most Americans are as hell-bent on genocide as he is.

The timing is perfect right after Chris's little failed treasure hunt.

Chris divorce arc when?

Is there room for him in the basement hovel? Chris's wife would easily clean house in a divorce and I seriously doubt a virtue signaling feminist like Chris made her sign a prenup.

 

[Adamska]

Really? I thought the reason why he was so adamant about being Gen X was because he wanted to be like guys like Kevin Smith.

It probably was that and because millennials were getting made fun of online. He did originally see himself as Smith and vicariously lived through him, but then Smith just kept making shit films and fell apart, surviving only by suckling the teat and hiding Weinstein's bodies.

He vicariously lives through Gunn, but Smith would be his future if he actually bothered to try and make a career. And I say that as fact based on how Smith is acting over his shitty He-man cartoon.

1. Hates plebs? Check.
2. Horrible smoothbrain ideas for films? Check.
3. Lies about being a fan and just usually cribnotes to pretend he's good? Check.
4. Mostly made his career criticizing others while being too shit to do himself? Check.
5. Burned every fucking bridge ever in his career and got kicked off? Check.
6. Defended and colluded with sexual predators and pedos? Check.
7. Oggled and sexualizes women while pretending he's not a creep? Check.
8. Abuses drugs and ruins health? Check.
9. Can't stop picking fights due to inferiority complex? Check.
10. Posts while drunk/high? Check.
11. Tries to toady to others when he needs something and shits on others who reject him? Check.
12. Cried at TLJ? Check.
13. Peaked a long time ago and is spiralling down to irrelevance with a growing audience realizing how fucking retarded and unlikeable they are? Check.

He hates Kevin Smith because he sees what he would've become if he actually tried to make it into Hollyweird. It's that mirror that makes him scream and hide in his basement, desperate to find a new person to vicariously live through so he doesn't just break a bottle and stab himself with it until the red sugar water completely leaves his body.

 

[The tired cat]

I feel like this really goes to show how performative all of Blobbo's pretenses at being a pop culture expert are. To give a better example, the basic premise behind G Gundam is that in the future, nations resolve conflicts through Gundam fights. Not only does that series fit better with this idea (replacing war and other means of international disputes with a martial arts tournament; every single country is represented, leading to memorable Gundams like the Nether Gundam (a giant windmill) and the Tequila Gundam (self-explanatory); satisfies Bobby's giant robot fetish), he literally just talked about this same exact series just a couple weeks ago, except all he did was go "durr big robot horse." So the truth is that he doesn't know shit about G Gundam besides memes and jumped to some other "world martial arts tournament" thing instead, one that makes even less sense for this drunken ramble of an idea.

In fairness, more people presumably know about Street Fighter than G Gundam, so going with something that more people can understand might work better. But still, you'd think that someone with such a hard-on for giant robot fights would gravitate towards the latter. Guess not.

Technically people know about G Gundam, but I think they know it more for some of the meme stuff and the well...Tequilla Gundam thing.

 

[JustStopDude]

It probably was that and because millennials were getting made fun of online. He did originally see himself as Smith and vicariously lived through him, but then Smith just kept making shit films and fell apart, surviving only by suckling the teat and hiding Weinstein's bodies.

He vicariously lives through Gunn, but Smith would be his future if he actually bothered to try and make a career. And I say that as fact based on how Smith is acting over his shitty He-man cartoon.

1. Hates plebs? Check.
2. Horrible smoothbrain ideas for films? Check.
3. Lies about being a fan and just usually cribnotes to pretend he's good? Check.
4. Mostly made his career criticizing others while being too shit to do himself? Check.
5. Burned every fucking bridge ever in his career and got kicked off? Check.
6. Defended and colluded with sexual predators and pedos? Check.
7. Oggled and sexualizes women while pretending he's not a creep? Check.
8. Abuses drugs and ruins health? Check.
9. Can't stop picking fights due to inferiority complex? Check.
10. Posts while drunk/high? Check.
11. Tries to toady to others when he needs something and shits on others who reject him? Check.
12. Cried at TLJ? Check.
13. Peaked a long time ago and is spiralling down to irrelevance with a growing audience realizing how fucking retarded and unlikeable they are? Check.

He hates Kevin Smith because he sees what he would've become if he actually tried to make it into Hollyweird. It's that mirror that makes him scream and hide in his basement, desperate to find a new person to vicariously live through so he doesn't just break a bottle and stab himself with it until the red sugar water completely leaves his body.

Kevin Smith is as pathetic as Bob. His response to being so fat that he broke his own toilet trying to shit in it was to attack Southwest Airlines on twitter for not allowing him to compromise the structure of a passenger plane in mid flight.

Healthy diet and exercise with a trainer he could easily afford? Nah fuck that. Wait until you have a massive heart attack at something like 35 and then get Mexico lap banned surgery and a fist full of pills. Imagine being that druggie Mewes, having to hear this fat slob giving you shit for being a heroin addict, as he is killing himself even faster on hamburgers. And then he gets "clean" by everything has to be liquidized and just baby bird fed to him in small amounts.

And the vast majority of Smith films are utter shit. Need more cash? Let's just churn out sequels to any film that was moderately successful until no one can even remember what was good about the originals. Seriously, how many fucking Jay and Silent Bob movies are we up to? Five? Six?

Just like Bob, have a bunch of unhinged supporters to keep that ego stoked. Reviewers pointing out that the studio won't release the film for prescreen and that is a bad sign? Slag off everyone on Twitter. When the film does come out and it fucking tanks? Go back to twitter and slag off everyone again.


Smith is Bob if Bob had a bit more money and can shove his utterly untalented wife and daughter into his direct to streaming service films. He can't even get a Netflix deal at this point.

 

[JayHarrison]

Zzzzz...
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In my last post, I responded to Positron referring to a tweet of Bob's tweet that had the word "exploitable" scrawled all over it. There isn't a public template (yet), but I went ahead and made one of my own.

By the way, neither of the words in "Thinking American" apply to Moviebob. His hatred toward America is loud, and his inability to think is blinding.

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It is okay to harass another person in public, if that person happens to be Tucker Carlson:
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Both this bitch and Andi Zeisler likely adhere to the Maxine Waters school of thought: "[...] if you see [them] in a restaurant, in a department store, at a gasoline station, you get out and you create a crowd. And you push back on them. And you tell them they’re not welcome anymore, anywhere." Of course, this bitch has no problem resorting to harming political opposistion through physical violence or biological warfare; I can't say for certain Zeisler would stoop that low.

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Let me guess as to which country Moviebob's actively, yet secretly, cheering for: [poorly translated Chinese that reads as "Uncle Sam and proctology cactus the is pin cyanide in"]

 

[Meat Target]

Threatening violence against a segment of the population who tend to be far better armed than you are is not a great way to win a war.

Bob and his ilk assume the government/other people will do their violence for them, since they start pissing their pants and crying for the cops the moment Meal Team Six LARPerators come out to play. They're massive chickenhawks.