DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

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timboslicegb said:
I'm not expecting anything or a red carpet. Its just best to put dsp in past and move on in life. Good speaking with you all.
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Just going through some of your messages, because this is my first time reading through the thread in a couple of days, and I am going to say that your rational for supporting Phil still doesn't make much sense to me. Why can't you just be honest and say that you liked the community or some other excuse that would make your rebuttals seem more natural/believable. Opposed to thinking that you are some how going to gain favour on the forum, because you superchatted Phil thousands of dollars, just to hear his gin fuelled responses/ paypigging for the lolz.

You can be honest about how you where one of his fans that became disillusioned because you ended up getting your gunt clapped by some copy pasta of information you already posted. In regards of the information reposted contained with in fan general thread, I can say that you have very bad spending habits. How in the fuck did you dig yourself so deep in the hole that you had to declare Chapter 13 twice? Like what kind of electronics engineer can't do basic interest calculations? Plus are you really that desperate for attention you would be willing to jeopardize your entire livelihood to support Phil and random Twitch streamers?

Well you did get your money's worth because you did get your attention, just not in the manner in which you would of liked obviously. I suggest your best course of action is getting you financials in order, joining some sort of a social club, and getting off the internet for a while. Enabling Phils terrible decisions and scams while drowning in your own debt is ridiculous. Being in your mid thirties with spending habits of a sixteen year old girl, just shows the inability to fathom the cause and effect cycle. Hence why your retort for making being a SIMP being more preferable than being an alcoholic. Well why not neither, have some self control. If you are going to impulsivity spend, should as well give your monthly allotments that you'd give to DSP, to Null instead. For some kiwi rounds, at least you can rub those together and hedge against inflation, opposed to getting a fart and a pig snort.
 
LOL. Gets a $14 "anouymous" (yes, spelled like that) tip right at the end, immediately scrambles for the platinum vest for the last 2 seconds of the stream. Who wants to bet that he will use that to refuse it tomorrow?

Edit: "People weren't paying attention earlier. I'm glad they started paying attention." :story:
Edit 2: He was 100% getting ready to stall. He was talking about checking out the war chest to see how much he got for finishing the DLC. That $14 tip came in, and he is fucking OUT.
 
Looks to me like Phil stalled the game saw the vest hitting tip come in (that doesn't pop up, on screen for the viewers.) Then right at at 9:30 the game is finished (not really). Speed Yabba Dabba Doo.
 
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LOL. Gets a $14 "anouymous" (yes, spelled like that) tip right at the end, immediately scrambles for the platinum vest for the last 2 seconds of the stream. Who wants to bet that he will use that to refuse it tomorrow?
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Wouldn't surprise me if he came out and said something like "I lost that vest dood" or "Jasper took a shit on it and I had to throw it out" (he'd elaborate on the poo part because it's Scat Fetish Philly) Anything to not wear that vest.
 
Anyone else believe that Phil is going to have a "major health scare" arc coming up? I ask because he's complained about shooting pain and numbness in his right hand - it's very possible he's developed severe carpal tunnel syndrome - and I honestly believe that Phil is about to hit a health wall. Besides the muscle atrophy, lack of proper sleep, heavy drinking, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts to develop OR has started to develop cirrhosis of the liver and/or goes into cardiac arrest. Do I think it'll be a widow maker? Knowing that his diet consists of greasy and high calorie meals, I'm guessing a widow maker is in the works. Of course, if he survives, because pigroach luck, he'll blame everyone for his poor health.
 
Did he tip himself again?
I don't believe these last minute tip to magically meet his quota

Oh well trolls lost I guess, let's punch some airs
 
Scotty said:
Anyone else believe that Phil is going to have a "major health scare" arc coming up? I ask because he's complained about shooting pain and numbness in his right hand - it's very possible he's developed severe carpal tunnel syndrome - and I honestly believe that Phil is about to hit a health wall. Besides the muscle atrophy, lack of proper sleep, heavy drinking, I wouldn't be surprised if he starts to develop OR has started to develop cirrhosis of the liver and/or goes into cardiac arrest. Do I think it'll be a widow maker? Knowing that his diet consists of greasy and high calorie meals, I'm guessing a widow maker is in the works. Of course, if he survives, because pigroach luck, he'll blame everyone for his poor health.
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I'm waiting for him to start a stream one day with a rant about how Kat called an ambulance because he was having a heart attack and then complaining about the bill he got.

I asked those doctors to give me some meds and then I told *thumb gestures behind him* Kat NOT TO CALL THE AMBULANCE AGAIN! Just give me a pill dood. For real, this bill I have to pay now is a scam, I didn't even need medical attention.
 
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The $14 tip did actually pop up.
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That was extremely pathetic. This bottom feeder will absolutely do whatever he can to make sure he can gobble up as many pity bucks as humanly possible. $86 wasn't good enough, he HAD to get at least $100 for that awful dogshit stream. On top of that, scams the viewers by putting on that stupid platinum vest at the last second so he wouldn't have to use it tomorrow. Complete scam artist.
 
Just watched a clip of Phil talking about his old man health. Pretty annoying listening to this stupid fuck talk about how getting up to go piss is a form of exercise and all other streamers are stoopid dood. He also gets butthurt when someone said his health has declined in the past couple years and his rebuttal is basically "I've always been an unhealthy piece of shit! So you're dumb ack ack ack." I know this makes me a mentally ill tractor, but I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when he strokes out live on stream.
 
Gonna walk to the edge of a very tiny limb and say this was OIC fat fingering in a last minute Save The Pig contribution as he's been programmed to do. Probably off base but it's not out of character for the 'Tism Vortex.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
No, if had tipped himself he wouldn't have stalled for 20mins. He knew a tip was coming.
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I actually don't think he knew it was coming, but he was planning to stall for a little bit to try and bait it out. He was doing his "Alright, let's save up, and I'll just go do this random thing that is unnecessary but will take at least a few minutes for me to do so someone can throw that last bit of money at me" schtick.
 
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I actually don't think he knew it was coming, but he was planning to stall for a little bit to try and bait it out. He was doing his "Alright, let's save up, and I'll just go do this random thing that is unnecessary but will take at least a few minutes for me to do so someone can throw that last bit of money at me" schtick.
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This is all mental conditioning from the vest streak btw. If you guys remember, there were a ton of "Wait a minute! We just got a last minute $35 to save the vest streak!" type of deals. There is no more streak to save, and yet they feel the need to burn cash even after gameplay has long ended.

Unfortunately for coffee boy, the pignosis is insidious and difficult to break if you're retarded.
 
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immediately scrambles for the platinum vest...Who wants to bet that he will use that to refuse it tomorrow?
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What a fuckin' weasel hahaha. He did that absolutely for that purpose. Why does he hate it so much? Is he trying to play a game with his detractors at this point instead of rewarding viewers?
 
DeeTracktor said:
So the new vest/xbox/laptop hasnt made the stream any better? Phil is still relying on a few whales to hit his goal?

Well, Im shocked I tell ya.
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OIC wasn't going to be in the stream, but ended up staying to moderate the whole time and donated near half of the tips. There is no proof, but I'm just going to speculate that OIC donated the last $14 so DSP could end stream and he could finally leave.

Also DSP clocked out at 9:38, stalling for nearly 25 minutes. According to Pieces' tips tracker, that is the 2nd latest clockout, only beaten by 5-23, where he ended the stream at 9:41. He does this stalling with Danganronpa too, its torture to watch him purposely play this slow while he hopes to bait a last minute donation.
 
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