HEY GUYS DONT READ THE KIWIFARMS THREAD ABOUT ME. IT'S ALL LIES SO DON'T READ IT OK? HERE I'LL EVEN SPELL OUT THE WEBSITE NAME SO YOU CAN BE SURE NOT TO READ IT OK????
Gyro is a potato but she insists she is not a potato. Instead, she claims she is a turnip and is pro-turnip in all things to the point of ridiculousness, even though she looks, acts and thinks exactly like a potato.
Also- her offering counseling in any way, shape or form is fucking dangerous.
What a nice cow crossover! You can read all about "Harlequin Adams" AKA Wedge, a "clown whore" with a blown out asshole in Kevin Gibes' thread.
Gyro stahp Wedge doesn't have any yarbles and he's on fast track to losing his small birb as well.
What a nice cow crossover! You can read all about "Harlequin Adams" AKA Wedge, a "clown whore" with a blown out asshole in Kevin Gibes' thread.
Gyro stahp Wedge doesn't have any yarbles and he's on fast track to losing his small birb as well.
You'll have to dig around for bits and pieces in a large thread, though. Just search for "Wedge". Someone discovered his real name but the nickname is a better fit.
I personally can't get over "I'm a non-woman but have used women's spaces for years! Checkmate, Twitter!" Why would you use a space for women if you aren't one? Wouldn't that be the height of invalidation and misgendering? It's okay to view yourself as a woman, Yarrow, we promise.
Fuck off does she. She eats what’s put in front of her because she behaves like a fucking 7 year old when it comes to doing shit.
I know, because demons told me, that there are parents reading this thread who have kids, actual minors that request to eat something different and take responsibility for that.
Children:
“Mom, I want to be vegetarian so if I tell you what food I need in I’ll cook for myself if that’s cool.”
“We were doing nutrition at school and I really don’t eat enough fruit so I’m going to eat more of the fruit every day from now on. Can we get tons more strawberries next time though?”
“I’ve been thinking and I want to eat less meat. I don’t want to be vegetarian but I want to eat less meat. So I’ll have spinach and ricotta pizza instead of pepperoni and things like that.”
Poor Staph forced to eat steak by her big meanie butthead dad. I wonder if she bitches this much about having to eat her fruits and veggies too. She’s lucky her parents even cook for her, let alone try to get her to eat the food that she’s given. There are teenagers with absent parents who would kill for that kind of treatment. Ironically they would probably act more like adults than she does.
I think that’s the one thing that makes me moti the most about our lovely womb wizard. The way she treats her parents who obviously care a lot about her pisses me off to no end. She’s been spoiled beyond belief and she acts like her parents abuse and neglect her by trying to get her to eat a meal and clean up after herself. Maybe she’s been spoiled too much, but part of me thinks she was probably a pretty average dork/sped before the internet. Or at least I hope, so her parents could have had a few normal years with her before all of this
I wish she'd fast but I doubt that would ever happen, if it did, she would claim to have feasted on "Demonic Mana..hand fed to her by succubI handmaidens UwU"
And as for protein: naturally Satan's or Richard's semen via rape since rape is now her fetish du jour.
Regarding how Staph likes to strawman everyone on the farms as transphobic right wing nazi bullies:
The only thing we all have in common is we’re assholes that like to anonymously observe and poke fun at ridiculous people that make hilarious and cringey spectacles of themselves online. We don’t care if someone is just trans or autistic, we never have. It’s their actions that result in them getting boards on here, like very obviously pretending to be trans and attempting to groom minors on dA while having them believe you’re channeling the ghost of Michael Jackson.
Obviously there are farmers on here that are right wing pro Trump conservatives, it’s a freaking public forum. But this thread alone has proven there are also plenty of us here that are actually LGBTQ, actual activists, actual people that contribute to their community and causes.
When there were riots going on last year and the call for allies was urgent, Staph remained in the safety of her parents suburban home and pretended her retweets were enormous heroic contributions, while a farmer in this thread was in the actual thick of it, handing out supplies to their neighborhood and volunteering around the clock, if my memory serves correctly.