The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Law]

"Sounds great," he said. There's only two months until her birthday, he thought. That's not nearly enough time to plan a proper revenge. I think I'm going to have to take some days off work.

Earl: Origins

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Earl: Origins

I've been found out

 

[Tactical Wizard]

I'm a dumb idiot with a dumb idiot sense of humor. I laughed myself sick making this.
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“Mom, I just really need to focus on my art right now.”

 

[Haffhart]

I like how a thread about the downfall of the West is recommended reading after this one.

The algorithms really are getting smarter.

 

[Peal]

It's a pipedream but I wish they'd set up some 24/7 livestreams showing off life on the tranch. I wonder how many of them are post-op.

Very fascinated to see what happens with the tranch.

 

[Jasper2K]

Hey everyone! Just want to remind everyone that our poor boy is making $523 a month on paetron and he still hasn't updated the banner on it! That is all.

 

[Izayoi_godtime]

It's a ranch in the middle of nowhere, filled with weirdos.
Capcom should use it for their next resident evil.

 

[Miss Misery]

"And the best part is that the wool comes from an alpaca ranch in Colorado that's run by trans women," she said. "It's a bit more expensive, but I think it's worth it. They're building a haven for LGBTQ people in a very transphobic area."

"That's great," he said. He itched so much and in so many places that he could actually feel a tear welling up in the corner of his eye.

"See, it's even got little bits of hay and stuff embedded in the fibers," she said, picking at the sweater. "Very rustic."

"Yeah, that's cool," he said. Every square inch of his torso and arms felt like they were on fire.

"It's a bit heavy," she said, staring at the sweater thoughtfully. "More of a winter sweater, I guess."

"No, it's fine," he said. He didn't perspire much as a rule, but he could feel great beads of sweat forming on his forehead and running down his face. Are my eyelids sweating? he wondered incredulously. Is that even a thing?

"I was thinking you could wear it tonight when we go out with Jake and Steph for your birthday dinner," she said. "How's that sound?"

"Sounds great," he said. There's only two months until her birthday, he thought. That's not nearly enough time to plan a proper revenge. I think I'm going to have to take some days off work.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

 

[Boards of Kuwait]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

An omen of what's to come for the tranch? If it's very existence wasn't foreboding enough.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I'm wondering how much money they'll make at DenFur. They'll either:

1. Make less money than they hoped for and passive aggressively bitch about it, followed by rapid spending and cattiness
2. Make back what they wanted, and then spend it all and realize Ash Coyote can't get them another convention soon enough after and resort to some other dipshit move
3. (Unlikely) Get kicked out for being tards who start shit. When money's on the line, they'll probably behave. Besides, several of them are furries anyway.

I'm hoping the first since I hate seeing money wasted on them, and the mixed reception on twitter shows what we might be able to expect. In spite of positive support, a lot of people tend to just not donate if they don't like the charity but won't say shit because it's twitter. Being met with apathy would fry their bun hard.

They might meet one or more new farmhands for the tranch, or at least have people interested in their activities and we might see new people for a bit.

 

[Gravy Seal]

I'm wondering how much money they'll make at DenFur.

Is all they're planning on selling yarn? Or do they have other products/services they're offering? I know furries have notoriously deep pockets but some subpar yarn and only that would make one sad con table.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is all they're planning on selling yarn? Or do they have other products/services they're offering? I know furries have notoriously deep pockets but some subpar yarn and only that would make one sad con table.

They'll be bringing merch for sure. Last time they posted they had stickers & t-shirts (my favorite being the TRANS but with the anarchist A and ALPACAS with the anarchist A - because it's embarrassing and false), maybe they'll have more.

DenFur has them as a charity, so I think they're getting donations as well. They filed a 503 for a reason.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I have a prediction. The tranch will be attacked by Earl during DenFur. With all the trannies away there won't be anyone defending it so Earl will be able to cause significant amount of damage (no photos of the damage will be posted though). Luckily they will be able to hear about the attack shortly before the convention starts so the furries will have ample time to donate enough to help the tranch back to it's feet again before the convention ends.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

They filed a 503 for a reason.

And I can't wait to see their publicly available tax filings next year.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

"And the best part is that the wool comes from an alpaca ranch in Colorado that's run by trans women," she said. "It's a bit more expensive, but I think it's worth it. They're building a haven for LGBTQ people in a very transphobic area."

This reminds me.

Are they, really? It doesn't look like there's anybody at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch really except the core group of AGPs and their fuckbuddies. I'm pretty much certain that the troon they claim they rescued doesn't exist, unless this is more due to complete incompetence. It certainly ain't because the rescuee asked to be anonymous, the Tranchers don't respect boundaries and may outright take other people's boundaries as a challenge. Any LGBTQ people who come on there are visitors of the core group's, or basically being treated as free labor...who are only brought on for the job and nothing more.

And since they chose that site themselves, excuses like "No space!" won't cut it; they chose what space they had.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

And since they chose that site themselves, excuses like "No space!" won't cut it; they chose what space they had.

And its not like they're against covering it with camper vans anyway.

What I'm looking forward to in the con is if they decide to try and carry. I dunno the local laws or the con rules, but the Troons basically market themselves as tacticool, and I could see them at least wearing their full rattle in there.

 

[The Elusive Earl]

I have a prediction. The tranch will be attacked by Earl during DenFur. With all the trannies away there won't be anyone defending it so Earl will be able to cause significant amount of damage (no photos of the damage will be posted though). Luckily they will be able to hear about the attack shortly before the convention starts so the furries will have ample time to donate enough to help the tranch back to it's feet again before the convention ends.

I can neither confirm nor deny this alleged plan.

 

[Gravy Seal]

What I'm looking forward to in the con is if they decide to try and carry. I dunno the local laws or the con rules, but the Troons basically market themselves as tacticool, and I could see them at least wearing their full rattle in there.

According to the website for Denfur:

"Real weapons of any kind are not permitted in convention spaces regardless of any permits for concealed/open carry of such items. This is including, but not limited to firearms, Tasers, stun guns, OC

(Pepper) spray, knives with 4” or longer blades and swords."

 

[Mrtrollenski]

We all know that fur conventions are stock full of animal fuckers, they are probably going to pimp some of those alpacas and start a "destination" vacation resort for fur fags.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweater_curse

An omen of what's to come for the tranch? If it's very existence wasn't foreboding enough.

Why are you getting rated optimistic? I checked the article and this is in the first paragraph:

In a 2005 poll, 15% of active knitters said that they had experienced the sweater curse firsthand, and 41% considered it a possibility that should be taken seriously.

Looks like an accurate omen about the tranch to me.