He Man Reboot Announced

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Newman's Lovechild said:
What, the crazy bitch who shot a gun at Captain America because she caught him talking to a woman?
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I don't remmber that? And yes I love her character. I really did enjoy her show. She's a better character than Captain my only mood is being a bitch.
 
RomanesEuntDomus said:
How can you fuck up a show like He-Man?


We've reached a point where the most subversice thing a movie or show can do is to be decent and respectful towards its core audience.


Wow.
Everything about that scene makes my piss boil and makes me want to strangle whoever wrote that crap. And I don't even know or care where it's from.

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Watched He-Man's death on youtube. Fuck me, this is a comedy gold mine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZuS_ZeaWuLM
Skeletor shanks a bitch and a half minute later, that white haired chick goes "Skeletor?", like she just found him sitting in their kitchen at 3AM sipping brine or something.
Does she need someone to explain to her that people die when they get killed or something?
Also awefully nice of Skeletor to not just crack Troona over the head with Adam's sword or blow up some fags with his magical powers after getting this suckerpunch into He-Man's back.

Also, the incel-line comes right after Skeletor told that white-haired chick to take her place by his side. What, doesn't she put out for the guy if she's will to murder for him?

Oh god, the further I look, the worse it gets. Troona sounds like Lois from Family Guy, what the fuck is even wrong with whoever allowed this to be made and broadcast?
It's fucking He-Man, how can you make a CURRENT YEAR version that's this fucking atrocious? Even the goofy, shallow 80s version would hold up better today than this crap will in a year and a half.
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Jesus Mark Hammil really did just do his joker routine for Skeletor. It was uncanny. I was half expecting Harley Quinn to jump on evillynne and say "You got Punk'd by Mista J toots!".
 
mindlessobserver said:
Jesus Mark Hammil really did just do his joker routine for Skeletor. It was uncanny. I was half expecting Harley Quinn to jump on evillynne and say "You got Punk'd by Mista J toots!".
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Mark Hammil is now responsible for two 80's icons dying unceremoniously to bullshit conditions.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Mark Hammil is now responsible for two 80's icons dying unceremoniously to bullshit conditions.
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He was also in The Killing Joke animated movie which pissed a lot of people off.

He is not having a good track record, huh?

I don't think its fair to say that he's responsible though. He told Rian he didn't like the direction of Luke and I'm almost certain him sounding like Joker for Skeletor was Kevin telling him to do that. And as for the Killing Joke, all the complaints came from the stuff that had nothing to do with him.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Jesus Mark Hammil really did just do his joker routine for Skeletor. It was uncanny. I was half expecting Harley Quinn to jump on evillynne and say "You got Punk'd by Mista J toots!".
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Is it possible to milk an iconic voice dry? If so, which goes first: Mark Hammil's Joker or Frank Welker's Megatron?
 
Cubanodun said:
iirc was in the first movie, but she did it to test the shield


Wait until EA remember that he was in Wing Commander
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That I remmber. She shot at him to test the shield. I never remember her shooting at him because of a girl.
 
verissimus said:
Edit : I'm interested how the toy sales will fare after this debacle.
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Dunno for sure, but we had a big NuMan display for maybe a week. No movement and it's gone now. The rereleased OG type figures are on the shelves. The He-Man/WWE crossover toys sell like hotcakes.
Notgoodwithusernames said:
Goddamn the late nineties-2000s were filled with great reboots of Saturday morning cartoons. Beast Wars, transformers armada, Cybertron, animated, and prime, ninja turtles 03, G.I. Joe resolute, spectacular Spider-Man. you could consider the dcau a reboot of the old batman and Superman cartoons as well as superfriends. Hell as cringy and degenerate as the fandom can get. My little horse cock bestiality is magic was able to completely overthrow its predecessors in terms of recognition and cultural impact... something that the Star Wars sequel trilogy, Kurtzmann/Abrams trek, Bayformers, dr who, teen titans go and it’s derivatives, nu she ra, and this show can never lay claim to.
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Reboots and derivatives done by fans of the original properties will always be better. Batman Ninja is ridiculous as shit and the animation style takes getting used to, but the whole thing was done by and for Japanese fans of Batman. It absolutely shows, and makes the movie pretty enjoyable even for non-Batfans.
The FiM movie wasn't life changing, but that was also done with large involvement from people in the industry who grew up on MLP, and they had a blast working on it. That was great to see, for me anyway.

All this just solidified I need to be getting the box set of the OG MotU and ignoring this new series. I'm curious about the 200x one, think I'll look that up as well.

Please don't let them get their hands on Conan or Heavy Metal.
 
Rogue Boob said:
I need to be getting the box set of the OG MotU and ignoring this new series.
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Kevin literally said people to do that if their hate his version so much he was butthurt in plan "we are not taking your old motu you can always watch it if you dont like my vision, there is also a new CG version coming up, i already got paid so i dont care"

there were people literally saying that a japanese version cant be worse than this
 
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The Demon Baby said:
I think that's the biggest problem with the way female characters are written these days. They DEMAND respect and refuse to do anything to EARN it. Life doesn't work that way, and it looks stupid in movies.
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In my opinion this probably developed out of the"You are valid" crap we see on twitter, tumblr, reddit etc. Everything you say and do it automatically right and it's everyone else who doesn't understand & oppresses you.
 
Oats12345 said:
That I remmber. She shot at him to test the shield. I never remember her shooting at him because of a girl.
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That "shield test" happens moments after she finds him flirting with Queen Margaery from Game of Thrones.
 
Marissa Moira said:
Dude you have to hear what Netflix Kingdom Beast Wars Megatron sounds like, he's like Syd from Toy Story.

It's like a fucking puberty voice and his voice keeps cracking.

Besides David Kaye is equally iconic as Megatron.
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That BW Megatron is so much worse than anything on this show, it’s gonna be a real treat. Two shitty cartoons in two weeks, /co/ is gonna love it.
 
Rogue Boob said:
Please don't let them get their hands on Conan or Heavy Metal.
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