Too be fair im not fat im tall and bulky pretty healthy with no diabetes or other health issues as of recent test. But hey kick me while I'm down.
Pahahahahahahahahahaha go back to Phil already, he's almost skinny as well. Dude, seriously. Don't even bother with this shit. Own the trolls by being proudly DAHXXed, it's not like you can change that. I don't think you want to change anything, in fact. Head right back to the gout den. You just think we might lay off if you try to play nice. We won't. You're one of the worst cases of paypig I've seen. Anony had some humanity. Vidar had some hope for redemption. You're gonna go right to your third bankruptcy under an alt because you really think we, a bunch of internet randoms you will never meet, give a shit about "Being owned" by guys like you who prop Phil up.
As you are seeing, we don't. This is us, PUNCHING THE AIR furiously, as you guys say, calling you a fat cucked dumbass. This is what your money sacrifices to the goutlord make us think of you. These little fun exchanges we've been having will have hopefully served to see that our measuring system actually goes like this:
- Normal people
- DSP
- The dentheads that give DSP money
Yeah, you guys are actually the bottom of this nice community we all have together. It's not like Phil is even providing you guys with entertainment any more. Guy barely plays anything harder than a kid's game.
You're here telling us the same obvious, bold faced bullshit that Phil tells the internet every day. It's surprising that you two are such a great match. No wonder you're a paypig. Tall and bulky my ass, Pudgy, we could make a stylish 100$ waistcoat out of your double chin.
The guy doesn't even have any tea to spill, basically no bargaining chips to be had here. He's been a paypig for years and he literally admits that he doesn't know any more about Phil than we do. Doesn't even know the other mods. Even being a paypig won't buy you Phil's friendship. It's all just absolutely pointless self sacrifice. My guy, that money could have gone to orphans, or even yourself. I don't even know what kind of mind frame you're in to think giving Phil money for years is a good investment AS YOU YOURSELF ARE GOING BANKRUPT. Must be some financial suicide fetish.
Rock on, Peter Griffin. At least your cartoon counterpart blew his money on pointless but fun shit. I bet you don't even have a SnortCopter.