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I decided to pop into DDM real quick just to remind myself of the state of the timer and I walked into a stream that was so autistic I couldn't look away. Seriously, tonight has been one of the worst DSP streams in a long, long time.
He's still begging constantly, but with no current narrative as to why he's struggling he just "jokingly" begs people to reach the next clothing goal. By mumbling directly into the mic.
He keeps putting the controller down to walk off screen, claiming he needs to do this to stop blood clots (isn't this why he has half-hour long breaks? They suddenly aren't good enough?)
He died and spilled his spaghetti hard having to mash through the dialogue, shouting "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH"
All the while the same two wheelchairs keep asking nonsensical questions in Superchat.
It's almost ritualistic how he and his chat members are stalling the fuck out of this game to bleed Pastry even harder.
And of course we have the end-of-stream whale donation to hit the Vest Goal as usual. After which Phil promptly begged people to tip the remaining $50.
It's just fucking weird, man
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
I decided to pop into DDM real quick just to remind myself of the state of the timer and I walked into a stream that was so autistic I couldn't look away. Seriously, tonight has been one of the worst DSP streams in a long, long time.
He's still begging constantly, but with no current narrative as to why he's struggling he just "jokingly" begs people to reach the next clothing goal. By mumbling directly into the mic.
He keeps putting the controller down to walk off screen, claiming he needs to do this to stop blood clots (isn't this why he has half-hour long breaks?)
He died and spilled his spaghetti hard having to mash through the dialogue, shouting "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH"
All the while the same two wheelchairs keep asking nonsensical questions in Superchat.
It's almost ritualistic how he and his chat members are stalling the fuck out of this game to bleed Pastry even harder. Fucking weird
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Blood clots.
At 40 years old.

Man, has this old man aged like cheese. I'd feel bad if this wasn't Phil.
 
dsp stopped the count for the vest poll. Gold at 34, camo at 33, and claims that it wasnt even close cause Red was only at 20.

any people that donate or tip to dsp, understand he will always play by HIS own rules. never """""OURS"""""

dont feed phil
 
Hey, there's a Chris in Phil's chat! Maybe that's the whale?

(It's a weeb that like children games too.)
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He was excited for the vest. Look at him!
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Also, he thinks that the game is programmed using Javascript for some reason
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I think it's a good guess, right? Seems plausible to me...
His Youtube channel.

Edit: Hold on! The guy that I thought originally that was Chris appeared at the same time too...
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Extremely retarded said:
Follow up post to my previous one on the amount of fundraisers which may have been flawed in some ways.
I have changed the rules to catalogue not only his fundraiser events, but also his daily tips goals. Fun fact the tips goals started on January 7th 2019, and became permanent on September 5th 2019. I have not yet included "emergency" streams for situations where Phil gets banned for example or holds a fundraiser with no goal. As always this data is still incomplete and may change in the future.

TL;DR: 1144 daily goals (2 streams which range from $100-$200) and.. 13 fundrasers (which range from $500 - $5000)
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NOTE: This list is somewhat incomplete and does not include REEEEEmergency streams yet.

#1 December 30th, 2017 - The save the house fundraiser
Goal: $2000 - Raised: $2649.23

#2 February 28th, 2018 - Phil gets banned and holds a fundraiser which is NOT a fundraiser. It is a massive failure.
Goal: $2000 - Raised: $107

#3 April 6th, 2018 - The birthday Begathon
Goal: $2000 - Raised: $422

#4 April 5th, 2019 - Birthday Begathon just before secretly being married
Goal: $5000 - Raised: $1319.17

#5 August 4th, 2019 - The 2k cat Begathon
Goal: $2000 - Raised: $2150

#6 September 29th, 2019 - Retrospective #5 Begathon
Goal: $1000 - Raised: $139

#7 October 23rd to 30th, 2019 - REEEEEEMERGENCY until Nov 1st
Goal: $1800 - Raised: $1810

#8 October 31st, 2019 - Halloween horror marathon (Yoshi costume)
Goal: $500 - Raised: $234

#9 December 16th to 22nd, 2019 - Christmas fundraiser
Goal: $2000 - Raised: $1805

#10 February 23rd, 2020 - Retrospective Begathon #6
Goal: $500 - Raised: $234

#11 February 28th, 2020 - All the Bills Begathon
Goal: $1250 - Raised: $1300

#12 May 14th, 2021 - Mass Effect Begathon
Goal: $3000 - Raised: $1303

#13 July 10th, 2021 - Fallout begathon
Goal: $1500 - Raised: $901
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Interesting stuff! By the way I believe the cat reveal stream technically had a $1,000 goal but Planet Jeff just dropped $1,000 extra at the end for some reason.

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Piece of Peace said:
Interesting stuff! By the way I believe the cat reveal stream technically had a $1,000 goal but Planet Jeff just dropped $1,000 extra at the end for some reason.
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Extremely retarded said:
oh damn, you know i probably didn't even check this because of the 2k cat meme. Thank you though.
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The big cat reveal was at $1000, but early on in the stream, DSP said there was a 2nd special surprise at $2000. It seems pretty likely that he only expected to get between $1000 and $2000 because the $2000 "reveal" was that Jasper would be allowed into the office during streams sometimes.

UaineRunei said:
You've got to be kidding me.
Please, let it be true. PLEASE.

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Bro, that's in the right place (GB = Green Bay).
 
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The big cat reveal was at $1000, but early on in the stream, DSP said there was a 2nd special surprise at $2000. It seems pretty likely that he only expected to get between $1000 and $2000 because the $2000 "reveal" was that Jasper would be allowed into the office during streams sometimes.


Bro, that's in the right place (GB = Green Bay).
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If one of Phil whales went bankrupt from tipping to much I'm gonna lose it,that would be the most hilarious shit I have seen and it would play into the memes made during bankruptcy where people were saying that his fans should go into debt tipping Phil and then declare bankruptcy.
 
Gensou Hadou said:
Here's the link. He first filed in March 2020. Seems like Timbo was put on a payment plan that July, but he hasn't been paying and his trustee has been trying to dismiss the case ever since. Am I getting my legal jargon right?
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Ordered to pay $800 a month for 36 months in July 2020. Failed to do so by January 2021. Looks like he worked it out with the trustee. You'd think that Timbo would be fucking livid that Phil got off scot-free compared to him while also making (probably) far more. I hope someone can find publicly available filings for Timmy's case. I'd be curious to read how much his income was compared to Phil's.
 
I really am coming around to the theory that something has lit a fire under this pig roast. It's highly uncharacteristic for him to buy streaming equipment or things to be used on stream, let alone actively coming up with ideas to shake the money tree.
 
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