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Phil was always the smartest kid in school yet he can never seem to solve simple children games' puzzles without chat's handholding.

 
More reasons why he couldn't sell them 6-25-19:


Just the past Feb they were 'gone' and none of anyone's business. Why couldn't he just say they were sold if he sold them? 2-25-21:

 
Only rangers in the Hate Army wear fedoras.
Fedoras, vests and custom rims on the wheelchair.
$150 is now officially “a few bucks”.
Explains a lot, don’t it?
Coincidentally, ordering from Doordash costs a few bucks too!
WokeSydePhil, in response to a question about Eugene from the WWF, a wrestler who acted retarded:

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note: he "always" found it offensive.

Phil, during his Need for Speed Payback playthrough, mocking retarded people for nearly a minute (+bonus droopy face):

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That's an exceptional (pun intended) find, too bad it happened "like a hundred years ago" which means it didn't happen.
Thats another thing that baffles me about Phil. After sticking with him through years of numerous scams and jacking off and 8000+ pages of antics and everything does he really think political correctness is the one thing the handful of paypigs he has left will care about?

Once again he picks the weirdest most arbitrary things to get anal about given his general personality. He would be marginally more tolerable if he would just be himself but of course like always he has to pick the douchiest route. Jts why he may eventually try for a kid despite the signs all the signs of him not really wanting one and his fear of sex. His tendency towards being irritating and an asshole overcomes his tendency toward laziness sometimes.
I think at this point he tries to pander to what "peepul" think. He knows that, according to Twitch, he got removed for hateful slurs and that's what his reputation on the platform will be. So he tries to pander to whatever PC trends are going on in order to seem like a good and progressive person.

The same guy who said that Bridgeport got ruined when black people moved in and started smoking weed on the street (I'm paraphrasing, go look it up Tevin reacted to it, it's during the wedding saga).

Also, I think with the ProJared tweet, he saw how powerful Twitter can be in giving you even the briefest moment of relevancy, and he's desperately trying to appeal to that crowd.

Don't forget, the most he socializes or interacts with the world is on Twitter.
 
Oh my god. As if anyone wants to fucking hear what DSP has to say about "architecture" or whatever. And he doesn't need a 600 dollar console and a 60 dollar AAA game to do that, either.

You can search "airplane flight scenery" on YouTube and find hours of real-life footage of flights across the country. Fuck, you could even just put up someone else's footage of X-Plane if you don't want to do any work. Then you can give the console back and go back to "playing" whatever 10 year old Zelda game or Bethsoft RPG.
Asobo has the pig covered in this.
For the Xbox launch they implemented enhanced ai piloting where you just set a destination (airport, city or landmark) and the plane will take off on its own,fly there and circle overhead.

So perfect for the pig because I can see how operating a yoke and Pedals with pig hooves could be tricky.

I personally love flight sim and can't wait to see Phil be absolutely out of his league again. Like with Forza games or the fifa menu disaster. Will be gold dust for sure
 
Phil was always the smartest kid in school yet he can never seem to solve simple children games' puzzles without chat's handholding.

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And he didn't figure it out,someone in the chat told him how to solve it.

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Asobo has the pig covered in this.
For the Xbox launch they implemented enhanced ai piloting where you just set a destination (airport, city or landmark) and the plane will take off on its own,fly there and circle overhead.

So perfect for the pig because I can see how operating a yoke and Pedals with pig hooves could be tricky.

I personally love flight sim and can't wait to see Phil be absolutely out of his league again. Like with Forza games or the fifa menu disaster. Will be gold dust for sure
Having grown up on Flight Simulator 5,0, which was when Chicago Meigs still existed, this saddens me terribly.

EDIT see this is the shit. Let’s see the King of Retro/Classics play this

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Time for his break with $55 in tips.

110% chance of a SilentBahb/Pookie/Nocouture/OneMinuteMan/Bobbajo tip from the darkest depts of the scenes.
 
So earlier in the stream Dave straight up confirmed that he has silent whales behind the scenes that will donate specifically if the the tips goal has not been hit, this seemed like a pretty big confession has he already confirmed this in the past?
 
So earlier in the stream Dave straight up confirmed that he has silent whales behind the scenes that will donate specifically if the the tips goal has not been hit, this seemed like a pretty big confession has he already confirmed this in the past?
I'm not sure if he specifically said that they only tip him if he didn't steal too much money, but the interesting part is where he admits there are 'a couple of people' that tip him behind the scenes.

Man, what a gigantic silent majority you have there, Phil. Careful to not gather too many fans, man!
 
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