US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Randall Fragg said:
You know, I developed a theory on why everything seems to be getting crazier while I was incredibly drunk.
We are trapped in a simulation maintained by the servants of some god-like entity (the Demiurge). These servants take the form of the powers that be, and want to keep us in The Simulation.
However, The Simulation reorganizes itself to reflect consensus reality. The powers that be use media to program us to brainwash the masses into maintaining a mundane reality, keeping The Simulation running smoothly.
The reason that things have been getting so fucking weird is that conspiracy theories have become engrained in the popular consciousness, to the point that they're becoming true. That's why the Powers That Be are so frightened of dumb conspiracy theories. If everyone believes the world is flat, it will become (and will have always been) flat.
The guy standing outside 7-11 really is a prophet, seeding the collective unconsciousness with the memes that will set us free. Because if people believe so many contradictory, convoluted conspiracy theories, The Simulation will breakdown, freeing us all from this hell.
(fuck, I should turn this into an actual religion. It's less bullshit than Scientology)
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David Icke was right.
 
The High Prophet of Truth said:
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What is it about men that voted for Biden that you can just tell they all get pegged in the bedroom and are emasculated fools? Its funny too because they're usually the ones with the most hilariously predictable ad hom insults. "MAGAt", "manlet", etc.
Its gonna be hilarious reading his vaguely worded suicide note on reddit in a couple years when she leaves him for some chick with a bigger dick than his.
 
Gehenna said:
Bezos should begin to massively bankroll Republicans just to equally spite the Democrats who demonize him... which he did in part for 2018. He kept quiet for 2020.
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His staying quiet in 2020 was in part due to lockdowns (mostly supported by the DNC) making him an ungodly amount of money.
 
Penis Drager said:
Somebody blackpill me on this. It almost sounds sensible, albeit optimistic.
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There's nothing to blackpill. We made a dire mistake allowing nearly all semiconductor fab to move to the far east, putting our electronics supply chain into its current fucked situation. $700 shit tier video cards, part shortages stopping production across industries, etc.

This is a smart investment ...if done correctly. It has to be done in a way that doesn't allow scumbag megacorps to steal the money and fuck us. So... maybe a 50/50 chance it will help, due to company greed.

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I guarantee his only interest in Psaki is getting pegged.
 
Sithis said:
Its gonna be hilarious reading his vaguely worded suicide note on reddit in a couple years when she leaves him for some chick with a bigger dick than his.
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Lol, why would she leave? She's definitely already getting it from whomever she wants. Probably more so then he gets with her and you know he only gets with her. She gets a man to pay her bills and give her kids if she wants and whatever else. All while fucking whatever lesbo ass catches her eye.
 
Randall Fragg said:
You know, I developed a theory on why everything seems to be getting crazier while I was incredibly drunk.
We are trapped in a simulation maintained by the servants of some god-like entity (the Demiurge). These servants take the form of the powers that be, and want to keep us in The Simulation.
However, The Simulation reorganizes itself to reflect consensus reality. The powers that be use media to program us to brainwash the masses into maintaining a mundane reality, keeping The Simulation running smoothly.
The reason that things have been getting so fucking weird is that conspiracy theories have become engrained in the popular consciousness, to the point that they're becoming true. That's why the Powers That Be are so frightened of dumb conspiracy theories. If everyone believes the world is flat, it will become (and will have always been) flat.
The guy standing outside 7-11 really is a prophet, seeding the collective unconsciousness with the memes that will set us free. Because if people believe so many contradictory, convoluted conspiracy theories, The Simulation will breakdown, freeing us all from this hell.
(fuck, I should turn this into an actual religion. It's less bullshit than Scientology)
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So what you are saying is that if I continue my 10 year plan to become the leader of a shamanistic cult that uses violent screaming to usher in the will of Ron Paul to make anime, catgirls, gen 4 ponies, fair tax laws, regular manufacturing of crystal pepsi and legal LSD real, I can then run that goal concurrent to my other operation to force the masses to accept Time Cube as fact and thus underflow certain memory addresses in the Simulation to inject a bootloader .dol that will effectively grant me immortality via the reality controls and thus the ability to expose Jeff Bezos as the gayest nigga in gayniggadom.
All right when's the next religious meeting, sign me right the fuck onboard.
 
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