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''Im not a miserable asshole''

Phil posted that he was living in misery a whole THREE days ago

Here Phil is being an asshole about being miserable

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Hey Phil, nice vest mate. When is the new chair due on stream?
 
Vic Viper T301 said:
This is a Phil quote, someone in the chat was saying he can't ban people because freedom of speech and Phil goes on this rant like "You don't have freedom of speech here, this is my land!" I checked PigPigGo but can't find it, but it was a favorite of Snort Burnell once if I remember right.
Edit: Found it, it's the "United States of Phil" bit:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=D9H2OcbF_Sc, list: PLc5eotGZ7DgT0EWjg3TNO6XKv6cAnpcr4
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classic quote that doesn't exist on the channel itself, pigman didn't record his prestreams until march of 2014 and only started because somebody decided to archive the full streams in an attempt to cuck him out of views (naturally the separate prestream uploads blew up as they were original content by comparison), old Dave got pissed and send the youtube cops on him and the guy deleted the channel.
 
Rainyday Hedge Fund said:
His music references are always shit and can't imagine he's enjoyed listening at any point in his stunted, odd shaped head life.
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It's the most absurd thing Phil has ever been cagey about. He grew up when shit like MCHammer and Ace Of Bass were popular so it's not going to be much of a shock if he liked shit music.

Either he's embarrassed that his room was filled with Milli Vanilli posters or the only music he was exposed to was Brahms and Enya used by Mother Burrell as therapy when she couldn't control one of Phil's autistic sperg-out's.
 
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bajagoogoo said:
It's the most absurd thing Phil has ever been cagey about. He grew up when shit like MCHammer and Ace Of Bass were popular so it's not exactly going to be much of a shock if he liked shit music.

Either he's embarrassed that his room was filled with Milli Vanilli posters or the only music he was exposed to was Brahms and Enya used by Mother Burrell as therapy when she couldn't control one of Phil's autistic sperg-out's.
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I'm unfortunately in Phil's age group and can agree to a point....never understood why those chanting monks stayed in the top 5 for awhile. The dance club music from like 90ish to 93 got a ton of air play. I think its closer of your last line...he might've heard some 70's and 80's while around daddy but something tells me the household didn't love music. Surprised metallica wasn't a real thing for him or the "alt" bands at the time. G-funk was huge too but Phil would've been upstairs playing with toys by himself biting his nails despite living in da ghetto. Even though i'm white growing up in southern CA had an effect on my musically taste, ya know with all the undesirable blacks and mexicans Dave would shit his pants meeting. I would love to see him walk by a group of cholo's without staring and getting beat.

tzgnilki said:
oh shit, here we go again

he wants to introduce voting for hats to wear when he gets $150
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How long to you think the hat streak will last? Will it be more popular than the vest streak? Also, will we get a retarded fan made hat streak highlight video? LOL
 
100% VIRGIN M00TY said:
He already slipped up with 2 of the 3 "gifts", only a matter of time till he slips up with the laptop as well.

Also do you think the furry wheelchairs see us calling him a pig and think that's his fursona?



But he does get very angry when people point out his flaws. That is a common trait with narcs, they can't take the slightest hint of criticism or advice and will lash out to protect their self image.



PHIL - I have a surprise coming, what could it be huh?
Also PHIL - ACK ACK ACK stupid mahrons trying to guess what the suprise will be!
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Those wolf/dog people are sick enough to want to screw a pig roach so the fursona thing probably does gravitate furries over to Dave streams. Also, agree about the narcissism being sensitive about criticism. Hell we've all seen him lash out at people just for suggestion something that might help DSP streams or Dave himself
 
Radical Goodspeed said:
Not enough to pull in the money he does, but yes, these wastes of life exist.
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This has been on my mind a while
Phil is retarded with his money, spends a shit ton of it on the WWE app
There's no way he's making enough from streaming to support his lifestyle, where is his money coming from
Also how the fuck did he get away with declaring bankruptcy despite lying multiple times
 
UaineRunei said:
I swear, I would like to know how many legit fans he has. Like, not fans that pay him, fans that actually give a fuck about what's happening in the stream.

For example:
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They don't give a single fuck about Phil. They're there for the drama, for the reactions when they give large tips, to talk about fucking useless 'gamer' shit between them, etc.
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I agree about the fans. I can only count a small number of unironic fans....they must be in that silent majority. Also, your post about living conditions would freak DSP out if he moved near you. I'd love to see this fool buy another BMW if he was down there and get carjacked waiting for his gate to open. Probably get shot/die too. He does not know the meaning of life is unfair.
NotValKilmer said:
Yelp Review for DSP the clown:

0/5 stars! Do NOT hire this clown for your child's party! He arrived late and was clearly already drunk. He couldn't make balloon animals, he just handed straight ones to the kids and said "Here it's a shitty dick ACKACKACKACK" During the dunking game he called all the children "fucking scrubs". At that point I asked him to leave. We thought he did but then we discovered him behind our shed masturbating in front of children!"
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I'm 2/2 or 3/3 with laughs in the morning from the farms. Solid overview of what he would do....very believable.
tzgnilki said:
his entire life is reliant on whether or not one of his whales get run over by a bus, idk how anyone could live like that
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How can the whales get run over if they are riding on the shortbus? Lol. He'd have more to worry about like his whales forgetting to breathe or choking to death on their saliva.
 
bajagoogoo said:
It's the most absurd thing Phil has ever been cagey about. He grew up when shit like MCHammer and Ace Of Bass were popular so it's not going to be much of a shock if he liked shit music.

Either he's embarrassed that his room was filled with Milli Vanilli posters or the only music he was exposed to was Brahms and Enya used by Mother Burrell as therapy when she couldn't control one of Phil's autistic sperg-out's.
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His taste in music has always been an enigma to me. 80s music(maybe a few songs from the 70s)he doesn't seem to mind too much but in regards to 90s music, he used to have a huge hate boner towards it for some bizarre reason, specifically when he played Make My Video and GTA San Andreas back in the camcorder days.
 
Tom Went To The Mayor said:
His taste in music has always been an enigma to me. 80s music(maybe a few songs from the 70s)he doesn't seem to mind too much but in regards to 90s music, he used to have a huge hate boner towards it for some bizarre reason, specifically when he played Make My Video and GTA San Andreas back in the camcorder days.
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It’s especially hard to tell now because any game he plays with licensed music gets a massive tantrum and then the music turned off entirely because of ContentID. Fair play to him because that system sucks shit but he doesn’t have to make such a big fucking deal about it.

Edit: shitty autocorrect, phoneposting pleb
 
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Tom Went To The Mayor said:
His taste in music has always been an enigma to me. 80s music(maybe a few songs from the 70s)he doesn't seem to mind too much but in regards to 90s music, he used to have a huge hate boner towards it for some bizarre reason, specifically when he played Make My Video and GTA San Andreas back in the camcorder days.
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Dave is a complete pleb when it comes to music, then again we’re talking about someone that has the Shrek trilogy on bluray, so you can’t really expect anything beyond the top 100 radio hits.
 
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