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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
so I think it's safe to say that 10/10 Kevin reads posts from here.
It wouldn't be the first time someone silently lurks their own thread. Isn't it funny how the same people that bounce and squeak about how anyone visiting "K*w*f*rms" deserves a horrible fate are the same ones that anonymously visit the site to keep tabs on their threads and those of their orbiters.

Going to push back here. Legal name change is a very straight foreword procedure. Actual women have to do it all the time when they marry or divorce. There is no red tape to cut.

That's how it works. And IMO the only reason a trans person would need a lawyer to act as agent for this is if A. They don't want to endure the embarrassment of saying "my name is Steve but should be sue", or B. they have serious legal barriers to a name change that would require a court room hearing.
I will concede the point that a typical name change is generally an easy process with more formality than anything. Perhaps what I should have made clear is that many also want to change their legal documents, including their birth certificates, to make it look like they've always been the other sex.

While it might seem like no big deal to change a driver's license or other ID card to say Steve Smith is now Sue Smith, things got more complicated when people demanded their birth certificates be changed to say they were born as the opposite sex when that wasn't true. I believe some places were ordered to allow this after the issue went to trial. This also opened the door for woke locales to allow the so-called "X" option to specify someone doesn't want to be identified as male/female or has legally changed their gender.

The fact that what is and isn't done with regards to this varies from place to place and might not even be possible in some areas is where having options for legal help and someone willing to cover the cost with grant money can come in handy.

As for the Tranchers, its obvious everything they've done is all for show... the social media posts the articles and videos, and the grifting efforts are all about satisfying their insatiable desire for attention as less about acting like women and truly helping others.
 
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Not sure if its just the fact that the photos aren't blurred to hell this time, but there's a fair bit of notable debris in that yarn this time, even falling off to the floor in those very pictures. And I don't think I realized just how thick the stuff is, until I noticed how small the floorboards look by comparison. Looks less like Yarn, more like Rope at that point. Even if those are very narrow boards, that's still very thick.
 
nobody wants yarn. the people buying this just want to feel good about buying the tranny yarn. they updated their website with new listings that have some "better" pics:

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60% Black Alpaca / 30% Wool / 10% Bamboo

This batch has a moderate amount of vegetable matter and some thickness inconsistencies
It looks like it's been sitting in a cellar for ten years, why is it $25? vegetable matter? why don't they wash the fleece before spinning it? I just can't fathom who would want to buy such overpriced, dirty yarn when you could just buy some made by a professional on etsy for five bucks.

and this yarn really is huge! they should at least make that clear since yarn has standard sizes, they don't explain anything.
 
Not sure if its just the fact that the photos aren't blurred to hell this time, but there's a fair bit of notable debris in that yarn this time, even falling off to the floor in those very pictures. And I don't think I realized just how thick the stuff is, until I noticed how small the floorboards look by comparison. Looks less like Yarn, more like Rope at that point. Even if those are very narrow boards, that's still very thick.
It's so weird that they don't even try to make it look nicer by picking that hay out. Same thing with the house, they never clean when cameracrew is coming. I wonder if they chose best looking yarn or just grabbed random skeins. Ugh, men... :roll:
 
how come it's always MtF trannies sperging out and acting like retards. FtM do it too but it's like a 9/10 ratio when it comes to which side is having a fucking autism fit.
 
how come it's always MtF trannies sperging out and acting like retards. FtM do it too but it's like a 9/10 ratio when it comes to which side is having a fucking autism fit.
Because these freak shows are mentally ill and are empowered by the media and lauded as heroes for cutting their cocks off and taking hormones. Imagine if heroin addicts or schizophrenics had the same treatment. It would be the same mess albeit without the crossdressing and brightly colored wigs.
 
how come it's always MtF trannies sperging out and acting like retards. FtM do it too but it's like a 9/10 ratio when it comes to which side is having a fucking autism fit.
Because they are different personality types. FtMs are usually sad autistic girls who feel alienated from female societal roles and then get groomed by a social group into chopping their tits off. Heterosexual MtFs are more likely to be narcissists with autogynephilia, and will tantrum if anyone fails to center their desires and needs at all times. Even normal narcissists are like that, but it gets much worse once you throw in the fundamentally unsquarable circle at the center of transwymyn existence (they want to be perceived as real women, but they never ever will be).

There are exceptions. Some FtMs are also narcs, but usually when they chimp out they get far less attention because they are women. And some young MtFs are also just sad autists who got caught up in the online grooming pipeline.
 
Because these freak shows are mentally ill and are empowered by the media and lauded as heroes for cutting their cocks off and taking hormones. Imagine if heroin addicts or schizophrenics had the same treatment. It would be the same mess albeit without the crossdressing and brightly colored wigs.
To be fair, I have met more pleasant heroin addicts than trannies.

Because they are different personality types. FtMs are usually sad autistic girls who feel alienated from female societal roles and then get groomed by a social group into chopping their tits off. Heterosexual MtFs are more likely to be narcissists with autogynephilia, and will tantrum if anyone fails to center their desires and needs at all times. Even normal narcissists are like that, but it gets much worse once you throw in the fundamentally unsquarable circle at the center of transwymyn existence (they want to be perceived as real women, but they never ever will be).

There are exceptions. Some FtMs are also narcs, but usually when they chimp out they get far less attention because they are women. And some young MtFs are also just sad autists who got caught up in the online grooming pipeline.
It's crazy how many troons fall into the same patterns almost like Bingo. They're always coomers, consoomers and annoying as fuck
 
There are exceptions. Some FtMs are also narcs, but usually when they chimp out they get far less attention because they are women. And some young MtFs are also just sad autists who got caught up in the online grooming pipeline.
Women also lack natural male aggression so FTM chimpouts are just crazy women being bitches and that's not news. MTF chimpouts are where shit really hits the fan because men have the balls (even if they've had them chopped off) to take things further than a simple whining shitfit. Just compare how far MTFs have gotten into women's spaces with how far FTMs have gotten into men's spaces (particularly gay male spaces, as we've all seen the pushback against aidens from the gay community who will never ever fuck them).
 
To be fair, I have met more pleasant heroin addicts than trannies.


It's crazy how many troons fall into the same patterns almost like Bingo. They're always coomers, consoomers and annoying as fuck
The coomer thing is because it's a sexual fetish. They are probably not all consoomers, just the ones that are more visible on the internet (although I could be wrong about that, their ideology does seem very linked to hyper-individualist capitalism). Annoying because they are narcissists who are incapable of self-reflection or moderation and prefer to screech down and intimidate anyone who might otherwise make them question themselves in any way.
 
barring people from participating in sports over weed and gender changes is dumb. barring people from sport because they use steriods
Testosterone is considered a steroid.
Brave and stunning transgirls aren't banned from sports, they can play on the men's team with the other men.
hormones i compare to breast reduction. sure, it aint natural, but who am i to judge some double d women for wanting to avoid back pain down the line.
Men who take estrogen to grow floppy, lop-sided moobs aren't doing it to avoid back pain.
for the name/gender shit- is the same reason asians change their names legally to americanized names.
Native English speakers had trouble pronouncing "Paul" so he had to change it to "Bonnie"?
 
Is that hay embedded in their yarn? I'm deathly allergic to hay, that would absolutely kill me. What's wrong with those murderous Colorado alpacasheepchicken ranchers?
Probably. That's what "moderate amount of vegetable matter" usually means.

I'm just baffled at the shit quality of that yarn. Alpaca fiber is so coveted and expensive, and here they are spinning it into shit that wouldn't even sell in the "on sale" bin in the Walmart craft aisle. It's so uneven and dirty, what would you even make with it? A blanket for a dog, maybe, and even then, only for a dog you don't like very much.
Except a blanket takes a LOT of yarn, so you'd essentially end up with a shitty $250 blanket. That's the other thing that gets to me - you can't do shit with barely 200 yards of yarn. Especially not with one as thick and lumpy as this one. And as another farmer already mentioned, alpaca yarn is mostly wanted in light weights, so you can make socks or maybe a light shawl or such - try making something like that with their yarn and it will probably look like Hagrid made it with two wooden spoons for knitting needles.

Also, the price is insane, even for alpaca. Let's compare: Here is a listing for alpaca yarn from a different company. It's $9.50 per 100-yard ball, and it's 85% baby alpaca (which is softer and more expensive than regular alpaca). The tranch yarn (archive) goes for $40 for a 210 yard ball, and it's only 60% alpaca. I know economies of scale must help with keeping the other company's costs low, but the tranch's prices are just insane even for alpaca yarn. I'm guessing their target demographic is SJWs who are casually into knitting or crochet, or have someone in their family who is, but have never actually worked with alpaca or have any idea of what it costs. They just know it's "expensive" so it doesn't seem weird to them to pay $40 for a single skein of shit quality yarn, plus they feel like they've done a good deed by "supporting these poor disenfranchised trans women"
 
It looks like it's been sitting in a cellar for ten years, why is it $25? vegetable matter? why don't they wash the fleece before spinning it? I just can't fathom who would want to buy such overpriced, dirty yarn when you could just buy some made by a professional on etsy for five bucks.
Because they're a bunch of disgusting, filthy dudes who can't be bothered to take care of the animals, the filthy, mistreated creatures that only exist to amuse them. The troons are digusting, abusive animal owners. And every media outlet that prints puff pieces about these pieces of shit are animal abusers themselves.
 
Testosterone is considered a steroid.
Brave and stunning transgirls aren't banned from sports, they can play on the men's team with the other men.

Men who take estrogen to grow floppy, lop-sided moobs aren't doing it to avoid back pain.

Native English speakers had trouble pronouncing "Paul" so he had to change it to "Bonnie"?
it got deleted bc too much yapp, but i did arrive at a similar conclusion, re: sports.

hormones are closer to adderall, top surgery is like breast reductions.

no, the point of changing your name (when you pass) is the same one that immigrants with 24 letter names or people who get named "Victory Munt" by their yuppie parents change theirs. its absolutely annoying to, over and over again, explain to HR, new coworkers, random bar bouncers, people at social events, anytime you want to do something involving forms/paperwork that yes, this is my old name, yes i want to be called this... no, i havent been an adult and done the minute amount of work it takes to change it.


for trannies and immigrants, the reason go from stuff like
-the pleb bouncer for a random bar leaves you alone and lets you in like anyone else instead of holdingnup the line while he suspiciously grills you if its really your ID/if youre "legally here"
-making legal/paperwork matters easier down the line/to be buried with the name everyone calls you
-to just generally be able to integrate into society quietly and uninstrusively.

its ALSO a perfect way to spot a fake trannie. rebecca and brian from tumblr are too pussy to even go near a government building, let alone commit to something as long term as changing your name fully.

kevin and the other troons are cowards who know their chosen name doesn't match their face, and theyre pathetic and whiny, so name changes are tooooo much work for em. they also dont want to be apart of society, hence the living in a high desert in a place most people go for the greenery of a forest, and they dont care about how intrusive and obnoxious they are, so changing their names even if they did magically start passing isnt something they actually care to do. theyd rather have the excuse to chimp out over misgendering.

there was also some good points made about how changing the current gendermarker is fine, but trying to change the birth certificate is just a delusion of that trying to bury the natal sex.

im a part of the alphabet soup group, and to a further extent-real, committed, passing trans 9/10 times keep their given names as middle names, or try to choose a direct gender opposite, since they have healthy relationships with their parents and arent trying to bury their natal sex.
 
Because they're a bunch of disgusting, filthy dudes who can't be bothered to take care of the animals, the filthy, mistreated creatures that only exist to amuse them. The troons are digusting, abusive animal owners. And every media outlet that prints puff pieces about these pieces of shit are animal abusers themselves.
Going to shill my own attempt to catalogue their animal neglect. Please, anyone who knows more about alpaca/sheep raising look over these photos, is this sort of discoloration of their fur normal?
Hey, so I decided to go through the last few months of their photos and save any images that looked (in a glance, to my urbanite eyes) like neglect. Could someone who knows more about alpaca (and sheep) than I do give me a second opinion on these? Generally the troubling part is in the background, not the fore.

I'm not 100% sure what a healthy alpaca looks like, but I'm sure they don't look like this. Someone has said that when you just throw bales of hay into the herd the dominant alpacas will monopolize the feed and the weak ones will starve.
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I know that alpaca have a natural underbite, but when it gets to this degree aren't you supposed to trim their teeth down?
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They still haven't docked their lambs. You can see feces on the underside of their tails so I can't imagine that they are keeping them clean enough to prevent flystrike
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And just a bonus pic of their anti-oasis
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its ALSO a perfect way to spot a fake trannie. rebecca and brian from tumblr are too pussy to even go near a government building, let alone commit to something as long term as changing your name fully.
Remember that Cuckson was such an utterly fake lawyer he had to ask her Twitter followers how to file a change of name form, even though the first Google hit on any remotely non-retarded search for it told you exactly how to do it, and even a literal retard like Phil Haskins-Delici managed to do it on his own.
 
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