💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

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What will Allison's next munch saga be?

  • Hysterectomy

    Votes: 11 8.9%

  • Surgery on her other hip

    Votes: 20 16.3%

  • Morgellon's

    Votes: 6 4.9%

  • Chronic Lyme

    Votes: 21 17.1%

  • It doesn't matter, she's going to be bad at it regardless

    Votes: 65 52.8%
  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .
Dr. Celery MD said:
One of Al's stories from yesterday.
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Come on, Allison, "hating" on you is just one of the many things I do.
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Lmao this bitch. She is one of the most insane people I’ve come across on the internet. I’d love to see her try on some DID and make herself look even more like an ass. I would have killed to have had half of opportunities that she fucking threw away. She probably would have gotten more asspats if she saw vet school through and continued working with sea turtles. What a truly embarrassing existence to go from the coolest shit ever to whatever the fuck she’s trying to do now.
 
I think people who say they are empaths are basically bragging that they know others exist and have feelings, when maturing as an adult means you actually hear what others say and consider it normal humanity. If you’re labeling yourself based on the lowest bar, you have a problem. Hence the munchie/sociopath thing.
 
I say mean shit about this trick, and others, in the probably vain hope that some of it trickles into her awareness (sort of like brain worms!) and has a positive molding impact on her personality.

For example: if upon finding herself at the ass end of criticism for stunting on real life cripples with her aerial "p/t", she might not understand why the cripples are annoyed, but she wouldn't enjoy hearing about it and might take the hint to stop posting that shit as "inspirational content."
Same with her thinspo.

But this is, as noted, a vain hope because she doesn't have even a teenage level of self-awareness, much less empathy.
 
Generally I stay away from munchie threads because they make me MOTI, but this one is great because she can’t even LARP correctly.

Does anyone believe her who’s not a munchie? At all? Because anyone with a paragraph of illnesses and serious skeletal/muscle/mobility chronic pain issues isn’t crawling up a doorway like a goddamn cat for asspats.

At this point her audience has to be other munchies. The sickest girl in the land act doesn’t work if you have a fancy walker in one picture and a hardcore workout in the other.

10/1 she’s another failure to launch upper middle class white woman with an eating disorder/personality disorder who was going to fail out, but now it’s not her fault! She strives EVERY SINGLE DAY as a warrior and inspiration just to survive!.
And of course if boyfriend can’t handle the “pressures” of being with a SICK person, he’ll be abusive and bad touch Daddy will swoop in and rescue her.

I hope she finds this soon.
 
Visible Belly Outline said:
Does anyone believe her who’s not a munchie? At all? Because anyone with a paragraph of illnesses and serious skeletal/muscle/mobility chronic pain issues isn’t crawling up a doorway like a goddamn cat for asspats.
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From her recent posts, I'd say she found us pretty soon after the thread moved to BP.

I doubt munchies believe each other, even the ones that hang out regularly and seem to be supportive of each other. The emperors have no clothes, but can't risk openly pointing it out about other munchies without risking exposure themselves.

So they sign up to The Reddit and start IFGW and do it from behind a (very) thin veil of anonymity instead.

ETA sorry for double-post faggotry. Bit new around here
 
ActivelyComatose said:
That's Diana. She's still milking the hernia repair. She's been to the ED multiple times for a seroma that's totally an abscess, despite being told the aspirated fluid showed no sign of infection.
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She is still milking it. She got it drained and two days later is in pain again, went back to the Er, and they turned her away. Now she is claiming medical negligence. Let’s not forget her surgeon who did the surgery told her doctor and the ER that she does not have a seroma, she should not be in pain, and she didn’t even need the surgery in the first place. She has had surgery after surgery for that last few years. She has one, claims insane complications until she figures out her next surgery, then the cycle continues. It’s insane. She is just a drug seeker with enough time to study medical conditions and lingo. She also demands and threatens her doctors that she’s shopped. I’m guessing she is going to be flagged as drug seeking with this seroma deal, if she hasn’t already.
 
STOP_IT_$ said:
She is still milking it. She got it drained and two days later is in pain again, went back to the Er, and they turned her away. Now she is claiming medical negligence. Let’s not forget her surgeon who did the surgery told her doctor and the ER that she does not have a seroma, she should not be in pain, and she didn’t even need the surgery in the first place. She has had surgery after surgery for that last few years. She has one, claims insane complications until she figures out her next surgery, then the cycle continues. It’s insane. She is just a drug seeker with enough time to study medical conditions and lingo. She also demands and threatens her doctors that she’s shopped. I’m guessing she is going to be flagged as drug seeking with this seroma deal, if she hasn’t already.
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God, I fucking hope so. I want her doc to cut her off all her opiates and shove her out the door. Except, Di would probably turn to heroin and claim that medical malpractice made her a junkie. 🙄
 
Allison's latest IG post and video from July 21, 2021.
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She sure is recovering quickly for someone who claims two different connective tissue disorders!

ETA: Someone mentioned the companies she works with earlier in the thread. I've compiled a list of all the brands she's tagged- obviously that doesn't mean she's sponsored by them, though.

As a reminder: DO NOT interact with these brands re: Allison. We DO NOT interfere in cows' lives- they can fuck them up well enough on their own.

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This one seems to not exist anymore? They have a bunch of reviews that indicate it was a giant scam!
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Dr. Celery MD said:
Allison's latest IG post and video from July 21, 2021.
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She sure is recovering quickly for someone who claims two different connective tissue disorders!

ETA: Someone mentioned the companies she works with earlier in the thread. I've compiled a list of all the brands she's tagged- obviously that doesn't mean she's sponsored by them, though.

As a reminder: DO NOT interact with these brands re: Allison. We DO NOT interfere in cows' lives- they can fuck them up well enough on their own.

@wearethewrld
This one seems to not exist anymore? They have a bunch of reviews that indicate it was a giant scam!
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@goodproblemsnyc
Website
Instagram

@unstigmashop
Website
Instagram
Etsy

@rana2.0_shop
Instagram
Website

@graceandbrace
Etsy
Instagram

@nord_rare
Instagram
Website

@wisefool
Website
Instagram

@releafpack
Website
Instagram

@ovira
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@slickchicksonline
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@fusedwithlove
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Etsy

@spooniesistershop
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She climbed the wall like fucking Spiderman. She's in far better shape than most people.

So GTFO with this pity party bullshit, Allison.
 
I like how she points out that 2/3rds of her weight is 80lbs so she can tell us how much she weighs without specifically telling us how much she weighs…How very Anachan of you, Allison.
 
Dr. Celery MD said:
She sure is recovering quickly for someone who claims two different connective tissue disorders!
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She really needs to learn better acting skills. This whole “walking slow with your head hung down” gimmick she does to ”convey” that she is feeling bad, and should be given sympathy, just cracks me up to no end.

She looks ridiculous, and is clearly healing at a significant speed.
 
Is she capable of taking selfies in ANY room besides the bathroom? Christ on a cracker, give us some diversity in the scenery of these repetitive eye-fucking shots.
 
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