💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

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What will Allison's next munch saga be?

  • Hysterectomy

    Votes: 11 8.9%

  • Surgery on her other hip

    Votes: 20 16.3%

  • Morgellon's

    Votes: 6 4.9%

  • Chronic Lyme

    Votes: 21 17.1%

  • It doesn't matter, she's going to be bad at it regardless

    Votes: 65 52.8%
  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .
LMAO.

The irony of this lying sociopath posting a quote of Plato about empathy being the ability to take back our EGOS when her self-centeredness is fucking pathological. Her whole online life is about her ego, her "chronic illness" and getting the attention SHE wants. The only reason she talks big about supporting chronically ill people is because it benefits her. I highly doubt this woman has ever thought about anything else beside what she, herself, wants. Her EGO is the only thing that exists in her world.
 
Never met a self proclaimed empath that wasn’t a complete munchie. What is with that?

is that wise foot tee her first non munchie top?
 
Dr. Celery MD said:
Allison's latest IG post from July 19, 2021.

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Can she stop pulling up her shorts to show her (healing beautifully) stitches? She reminds me of 1930’s silent screen dame pulling up her skirt a bit to show some leg so she can hitchhike.

also, nice self burn there, since so many of her diseases are based on her opinion that she has them, vs the knowledge of the drs who say she doesn’t.

can we start taking bets about which storyline she will pick up when her hip is totally healed and she can’t get attention that way? Do we think old or new? Personally, I would love a follow-up on her whole “I totally have cancer, I’m fading so fast, I’m not sure if I can make it to my June 23rd appt” I hope we have truly moved past the “I’ve lost so much weight, I’m a delicate, leggy, wisp of a precious thing” saga.
 
Sir Mloobly Bloops said:
can we start taking bets about which storyline she will pick up when her hip is totally healed and she can’t get attention that way? Do we think old or new?
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It won't happen but I'd love to see some fake seizures from this one. Or DID!

Realistically though, allergies, unspecified pain conditions, something along those lines that allows her to slide back into addiction and being out of it 24/7 while keeping her conscience clean, maybe? Or perhaps something that allows her to munch her way into a wheelchair for extra attenshuns on trips to Walmart.

Given her educational background you can also colour me mildly surprised that she hasn't already gotten herself a fake service dog. Maybe that's too much like proxy attention though, and would take too much spotlight off her and her ever-exposed rectangular torso.
 
Sir Mloobly Bloops said:
can we start taking bets about which storyline she will pick up when her hip is totally healed and she can’t get attention that way? Do we think old or new? Personally, I would love a follow-up on her whole “I totally have cancer, I’m fading so fast, I’m not sure if I can make it to my June 23rd appt” I hope we have truly moved past the “I’ve lost so much weight, I’m a delicate, leggy, wisp of a precious thing” saga.
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I still think there's going to be a service dog and some trips to Disney in there somewhere.
 
Logical Fallacies said:
LMAO.

The irony of this lying sociopath posting a quote of Plato about empathy being the ability to take back our EGOS when her self-centeredness is fucking pathological. Her whole online life is about her ego, her "chronic illness" and getting the attention SHE wants. The only reason she talks big about supporting chronically ill people is because it benefits her. I highly doubt this woman has ever thought about anything else beside what she, herself, wants. Her EGO is the only thing that exists in her world.
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And she sure isn't empathetic to actual people who have actual medical conditions. Unless there really is an audience of genuinely ill people who do feel inspired by watching a healthy young woman climb around the inside of her house.

I'm not really feeling it personally, in fact watching her antics would have made a younger mutant clam ? feel rather badly about myself because of powerlevel reasons that preclude any unnecessary physical stunting.

Probably as it would most people who don't enjoy the same apparent robust strength and energy she does.
Of course she would never think of that, because she doesn't think of other people at all.
 
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mutant clam ? said:
because she doesn't think of other people at all.
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That’s not fair to her at all.

She does think of what other people can do for her.
Sir Mloobly Bloops said:
can we start taking bets about which storyline she will pick up when her hip is totally healed and she can’t get attention that way?
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Oh, you naive thing. She still has another hip. The scars are so minimal, the pain killers so good, the ass-pats so delicious and the actual physical evidence of an “injury” are too intoxicating for her not to cut up her other hip, too.

Give her just enough time to work up a frenetic PT dance routine focusing on standing on just the now-“repaired” hip to convince herself that she is ready to get the other hip done, and she’ll be right back off to the surgeon.

This chick loved the fact that being exposed as a cancer fraud came right when she had a “real” (read: doctor shopped after surgeons rejected the idea of surgery on her) injury to show off. She will not give up that “proof that she is ill” without doing it to herself again unless her brand new munchie friends teach her how to game the system and complain of other symptoms so she can score a more fun diagnosis.

Notice not one mention of how she is wasting away, or her “oncology” appointment, while she has been recovering from an actual medical event. (Until she remembers she has to touch on that storyline again).

Her excited leap into hip surgery after a surgeon refused makes me wonder if she also doctor-shoppd her way into nutcracker surgery. From her timeline, it appears her findings were incidental comments from a radiologist on imaging studies, and during the timeframe when she was fighting to have every system in her body imaged and inspected for ailment.

Who was the MS munchie who latched on to a minor hernia repair to turn it into a month-long event with complications and multiple ER visits to get her opiod fix?

Allision is exactly that same set of behaviors, only she seems to want validation and asspats instead of narcotics (read: excuses for why she failed at life and why she’s still a strong, brave, intelligent person instead of a bag of potatoes aging secretary who threw away all of her significant opportunities of privilege to become a nothing.)
 
Dr. Celery MD said:
Kat also commented on Allison's most recent post. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they have some sort of munch group chat going.
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I wonder if they discussed faking illnesses with each other? Or is it business as usual for them and never admitting to faking even if it’s to a fellow chronic illness faker? I’m sure, if they lurked the sub and the farms, they must be suspicious of each other.
 
Sir Mloobly Bloops said:
can we start taking bets about which storyline she will pick up when her hip is totally healed and she can’t get attention that way? Do we think old or new? Personally, I would love a follow-up on her whole “I totally have cancer, I’m fading so fast, I’m not sure if I can make it to my June 23rd appt” I hope we have truly moved past the “I’ve lost so much weight, I’m a delicate, leggy, wisp of a precious thing” saga.
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Allegedly she was supposed to see another geneticist at CentraCare in St. Cloud "sometime this summer" to be officially assessed for EDS, but thus far I've seen zero mention of it anywhere. She'll now probably make up a fake appointment and say this geneticist said she was the rarest and most special EDS/Marfan zebra.

I also agree with Bakred Lemon that Allison is going to get her other hip done as quickly as possible. It also wouldn't surprise me if she purposefully sabotaged herself post-op so she could extend her healing/opioid/asspat time.

Bakred Lemon said:
Her excited leap into hip surgery after a surgeon refused makes me wonder if she also doctor-shoppd her way into nutcracker surgery. From her timeline, it appears her findings were incidental comments from a radiologist on imaging studies, and during the timeframe when she was fighting to have every system in her body imaged and inspected for ailment.
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Yes, her nutcracker was found completely incidentally on an abdominal CT scan from an ER visit. The ER doctor did not bring it up with Allison, despite the fact that she was there for abdominal pain/vomiting- Allison read the CT report in the hospital parking lot and called her PCP. She then saw a urologist who didn't seem very interested in it. Then, she saw the vascular surgeon. This surgeon approved Allison for surgery during her very first visit. Keep in mind, most cases of nutcracker don't require any treatment at all.

Prior to the incidental CT finding, the only nutcracker symptom she ever brought up was a singular mention of overactive bladder. After the finding, she suddenly started complaining about stuff like flank pain.
 
Bakred Lemon said:
Who was the MS munchie who latched on to a minor hernia repair to turn it into a month-long event with complications and multiple ER visits to get her opiod fix?
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That's Diana. She's still milking the hernia repair. She's been to the ED multiple times for a seroma that's totally an abscess, despite being told the aspirated fluid showed no sign of infection.
 
Bakred Lemon said:
That’s not fair to her at all.

She does think of what other people can do for her.


Oh, you naive thing. She still has another hip. The scars are so minimal, the pain killers so good, the ass-pats so delicious and the actual physical evidence of an “injury” are too intoxicating for her not to cut up her other hip, too.

Give her just enough time to work up a frenetic PT dance routine focusing on standing on just the now-“repaired” hip to convince herself that she is ready to get the other hip done, and she’ll be right back off to the surgeon.

This chick loved the fact that being exposed as a cancer fraud came right when she had a “real” (read: doctor shopped after surgeons rejected the idea of surgery on her) injury to show off. She will not give up that “proof that she is ill” without doing it to herself again unless her brand new munchie friends teach her how to game the system and complain of other symptoms so she can score a more fun diagnosis.

Notice not one mention of how she is wasting away, or her “oncology” appointment, while she has been recovering from an actual medical event. (Until she remembers she has to touch on that storyline again).

Her excited leap into hip surgery after a surgeon refused makes me wonder if she also doctor-shoppd her way into nutcracker surgery. From her timeline, it appears her findings were incidental comments from a radiologist on imaging studies, and during the timeframe when she was fighting to have every system in her body imaged and inspected for ailment.

Who was the MS munchie who latched on to a minor hernia repair to turn it into a month-long event with complications and multiple ER visits to get her opiod fix?

Allision is exactly that same set of behaviors, only she seems to want validation and asspats instead of narcotics (read: excuses for why she failed at life and why she’s still a strong, brave, intelligent person instead of a bag of potatoes aging secretary who threw away all of her significant opportunities of privilege to become a nothing.)a
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ZB927 said:
I still think there's going to be a service dog and some trips to Disney in there somewhere.
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Service dog, possibly, but I think there are two types of munchie girls. There's one group with service dogs and Disney obsession, and then there's a second group who are Not Like Other Girls and have a more cookie-cutter "indie" aesthetic. Allison is one of the latter, as is Chelsea Lawrence, a recent addition to the main munch thread.
 
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Thomas Eugene Paris said:
Service dog, possibly, but I think there are two types of munchie girls. There's one group with service dogs and Disney obsession, and then there's a second group who are Not Like Other Girls and have a more cookie-cutter "indie" aesthetic. Allison is one of the latter, as is Chelsea Lawrence, a recent addition to the main munch thread.
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I feel like that also summarizes the two main types of munchies: those who don’t want to grow up (Disney) so they munch and force others to treat them like they are special, and those who did grow up but then failed, but want to be taken seriously with the added disclaimer that they are very special, strong and accomplished as evidenced by what they “go through” as “sick” people - like it Is the alternative to a successful career.
 
When she was in full MS fury, she wanted to call peoples parents to tell them they were bullies so I sent her my moms number but she never called :( . Don’t let me get away with this Allison

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Logical Fallacies said:
The irony of this lying sociopath posting a quote of Plato
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Also, Plato was an OG ableist and proponent of eugenics. Infanticide of defective persons would be the norm in his ideal city. Inferior babies would be ‘removed from sight into some secret and hidden place’ where they would die of exposure. Allison would not survive in his world lmao.
 
One of Al's stories from yesterday.
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Come on, Allison, "hating" on you is just one of the many things I do.
 
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