🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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He already removed the stream. I started downloading it before he did, so I have no idea if it will finish or not.
 
I figured that one would be instantly deleted.

Hope someone archived.
 
My download is still going but it's like 1MB/s which is insanely slow for YoutubeDLG - It's at 14% and climbing, but I won't know if it's good for another 30 mins or so *sigh*

EDIT: Lenin Lime said that they were able to get a copy so it'll be around somewhere at least.
EDIT2: My copy finished downloading and it plays fine. Gonna cut it up and upload it here later tonight.
 
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He's re-googling that nicely, tewbs.
 
Ok, had to cut it up a bit due to the enormous file size and wanted to keep the quality, gonna spoiler the other parts so I don't shit up the page.







 
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Ok, had to cut it up a bit due to the enormous file size and wanted to keep the quality, gonna spoiler the other parts so I don't shit up the page.

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lmfao. thank you so much. the lipsyncing is 10 times better than his actual singing, it's actually fun to watch.. didn't know he ate an entire platter of shrimp before all that either.
would appreciate if anyone compilated all his accidentally muted vocals into a youtube video. like I said it's actually fun to watch him sing when you can't hear him. It almost makes me want to rewatch his old covers with just the music and watching him lipsync all of them lol. he does have a certain stage presence
 
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Here's 2 of Kobes' latest streams form 19 &20 July:

Start:
Got a big boy cigar. How to cut a cigar.
3:01:
Troll texts. Rant about how he blocks, deletes and ignores troll texts. Back to talking about his cigar.
4:29:
Checks his PayPal to give shout outs to people who sent him money.
6:27:
Drinking Bud light platinum and Rockstar. Wands are ready for the mail so he’s drinking his wand money. Talking about how he’s not going to drink all the Bud Light in one sitting. Not an alcoholic. Talks about his Ozzy t-shirts. Reading chat.
12:26:
Fly swatting. He talks about flies for a bit. Back to reading chat plus trolls.
16:05:
Says he’s won every fight he’s been in. Back to talking about his cigar.
18:06:
He’s learned his lesson from his last apartment and will keep smoking outside. Reading chat.
20:26:
Talking about cannabis. Bans someone from chat for impersonating his birth mother. Talking about cannabis and reading chat.
23:43:
Ozzy should smoke weed for his Parkinson’s.
25:40:
Drink combination. Rockstar and Bud Light Platinum. Reading chat and talking about Ozzy.
28:57:
Kobes would never touch heroin. Tried re-applying for monitorization on YouTube but was denied. Reading chat.
30:42:
Says he huffed cologne when he was younger. Spice is bad, he wouldn’t even smoke spice with Ozzy but admits he used to smoke it. Reading chat.
33:41:
He watches of age lesbian porn but is mainly into Chaturbate. Double standards gender relations in porn. Shout out to Kobes’ dry spell.
37:10:
Painfully self-aware autistic. Doesn’t care about the dislikes on his video. Back to talking about his cigar.
40:32:
Tactical soap is better than Dr. Squatch TWU. Back to talking about his cigar.
43:50:
Winston Churchill smoked cigars. Talking about people who smoked and drank and lived long lives.
45:30:
Moar Bud Light Platinum. #notasponsor
46:56:
Talks about Matt Stoney food and drink challenges. Reading chat. Talks about his gun. He’s not going to show it on stream again. Not going to drink all his beer in one sitting. Not an alcoholic. Rodney Dangerfield impression.
51:45:
Talks about farts. Kobes blames his farts on his aspergher’s.
55:00:
Cigar smoking PSA.
58:56:
Wants to get his bike fixed. Reading chat. Chicks love his bike.
1:03:00:
Lists of his attractive qualities. Reading chat. Talks about his cigar. Hank Hill impression. Might save the cigar label for a wand. Can’t do a Dale impression. Answering questions from chat. More voice impressions. The impressions go on for way too long.
1:17:25:
Kobes is living his best life. Trolls. Back to voice impressions.
1:19:34:
Shout out to Sydney Watson. Kobes hates sickos more than he hates trolls. KingSoapraJFS! Reading chat.
1:22:24:
Fly swatting.
1:22:53:
Talking about Sydney Watson. Looks up Sydney Watson videos. Pudding people are gross.
1:24:36:
Starts a Sydney Watson rage bait video he has already done a response too. Rockstar and Bud Light Platinum. #notasponsor. Race relations rant.
1:26:54:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Looks up the definition of critical race theory. Race relations rant.
1:29:12:
Bac to the video for 2 seconds. LGBT+ rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. It would be hypocritical for Kobes to be anti-LGBT+ because he watches lesbian porn. Back to the video for 2 seconds. LGBT+ and race relations rant. Homophobes are secret gays. Moar alcohol. Female empowerment t-shirt. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant.
1:35:55:
Back to the video. NWO propaganda brain washing. Back to the video. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Sings Def Leppard. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Double standards can talk shit about Trump but not Biden. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rosie O’Donnell. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Turns it into a gender relations rant.
1:42:00:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. White person stereotype. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Beer steak recipe. Wypipo can cook. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fatphobia rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Rant about beauty standards. Everyone, no matter what race, can be fat. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat shaming isn’t racist rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat phobia not racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Fat phobia not racist. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Gender relations double standards beauty standards. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Reads what’s written on the screen. Race relations rant.
1:50:20:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Saving some Rockstar for tomorrow. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Quotes Love and Vanity. Turns it into a race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. BLM rant.
1:55:38:
Back to the video for 2 seconds. Parrots what’s said in the video. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Power to the people. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Systematic racism. Drops his cigar. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
1:58:07:
Race relations rant. Systematic white oppression in the future scenario. Back to the video. Race relations rant. Back to the video. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Saying band aids are racist is race baiting. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Mr. Potato Head can be gender inclusive. Snow isn’t racist. Back to the video. All lives don’t matter rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Not all cops are corrupt rant.
2:07:07:
Back to the video. Race relations. Repeat.
2:11:31:
Says he did a response to this video a long time ago. It was last week. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant.
2:13:06:
Back to the video. No point in teacher kids about racism because they won’t understand. Back to the video. Teaching kids to get along is good. Teaching kids to hate themselves is bad. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Children don’t understand racism. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Systematic oppression of wypipo. Segregation sucks. Back to the video. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations. Back to the video.
2:23:39:
Race relations rant. Kobes is just telling it like it is.
2:24:28:
Moar beer. Back to the video. Parrots wat Sydney says about Kids parroting what adults say for approval. LMAO.
2:27:28:
Race relations rant.
2:28:11:
Has a stroke or something. Puts on his hat. Back to video and race relations rants.
2:36:21:
Beer piss. Signing in the toilet.
2:38: 01:
Returns. Back to the video. Race relations rant. Repeat.
2:44:44:
He’s already drank 6 f his beers. Back to the video for 2 seconds. Race relations rant.
2:47:58:
Reads chat. Bans fake Dani Filth for impersonating Dani Filth. Puts his beers in the fridge for later. It’s 11 O’clock. Time to crack open a beer and have a cigar. Ends the stream.
Short video. Sound is really bad. HE looks really drunk. He’s eating fries and talking about his burger. His burger is so big he’s having trouble trying to get a hold of it to eat it. Off camera eating the burger like an apple. Wands are in the mail TMDWU. The burger was good. Blows his nose because the jalapeños cleared his sinuses.

Please stop watching these rage bait politicrap videos Cobra, I need a Dharmann reaction or something soon. Losing the will to live rn.
 
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What do you think Clint should do? What would you realistically do if you were in his shoes?
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Hook Josh up with a "job". Clint seems to have connections. He should get Cobes a "job" shoveling shit on a farm. Josh could shovel shit, rake straw, top off water troughs. If it's as a favor to Clint, Cobes could be kept around and paid a pittance just as an extra hand so if he's late or doesn't show up it's no big deal. It would give Cobes a purpose other than drinking and masturbating. I think he'd like being around the animals and feeling useful.
 
Clint is kind of in a lose-lose situation on how to handle Josh. On one hand, Clint still has a family and children with his second wife at home and the amount of effort that would need to go into "fixing" Josh would most likely be incredibly detrimental to everyone else in his family. On the other hand, even though Josh is a 30-year-old man, it is obvious that if left to his own devices he would be in a world of shit, and Clint seems to be the only one that can do anything about it. I honestly don't see Clint changing his approach much anytime soon unless Josh does something super extraordinarily dumb that puts the people around him in real danger.
 
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