US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
Just shut off their power already. Everybody knows the US has the capability.
It would be so fuckin' easy too. China doesn't have a nuclear arsenal even close to what would be needed for a successful retaliation strike against the US. All we have to do is drop a nuke on that goddamn fucking dam and that's it for China's reign of terror. At that point North Korea becomes more politically relavent. But you know how it is. Doing that means we can't profit off of Chinese slave labor and actually have to build infrastructure and give Americans jobs!
 
It would be so fuckin' easy too. China doesn't have a nuclear arsenal even close to what would be needed for a successful retaliation strike against the US. All we have to do is drop a nuke on that goddamn fucking dam and that's it for China's reign of terror. At that point North Korea becomes more politically relavent. But you know how it is. Doing that means we can't profit off of Chinese slave labor and actually have to build infrastructure and give Americans jobs!
What are they going to do? Steal more intellectual property than they already do? Build more islands that are going to collapse?
 
It would be so fuckin' easy too. China doesn't have a nuclear arsenal even close to what would be needed for a successful retaliation strike against the US. All we have to do is drop a nuke on that goddamn fucking dam and that's it for China's reign of terror. At that point North Korea becomes more politically relavent. But you know how it is. Doing that means we can't profit off of Chinese slave labor and actually have to build infrastructure and give Americans jobs!
The US can't do anything to China without China and American oligarchs retaliating against US politicians' stock portfolios.
 
I like how before the pornstar opened her mouth outside of a shoot, people were pointing out that Kirk was the grifter...
Brandi Love absorbs throbbing cocks for a living. That's a respectable job as far as I'm concerned. It's not like she's a politician, a member of a think tank, part of the intelligence community, a lawyer, a doctor, a "thought leader", a tiger breeder, the owner of a internet forum or in the employ of the mainstream media.
 
I'm hoping on that active sunspot that's allegedly going to be pointing at us on the... 23rd? If I remember correctly. That or giant meteor.
Already have candles, a crank lantern, a back-seat full of bottled water, a .45, a shotgun, and canned food ready for such an occasion.


Shit, I don't have a can opener! Oh well, I'll just grab one while I'm out protesting peacefully.
 
I like how before the pornstar opened her mouth outside of a shoot, people were pointing out that Kirk was the grifter...
In the end, it's a happy ending for everyone. Kirk appeals to the moralistic conservatives who want all degeneracy banned from the GOP, Brandi gets some pieces written about her that'll help her Onlyfans, and the kids going to TPUSA's event don't have to deal with the weird political porn star talking of how the only small thing she wants is government.
 
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