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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Beautiful Border said:
As far as I can tell they think looking like a woman means growing your hair long and wearing ill-fitting dresses plate carriers, it's laughable.
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Ftfy. Maybe once in a blue moon Kevin or Norintha will put on a dress for about 5 minutes for a coomer selfie. Thats about it.
 
For those new to the thread who want the full story on the troon rescue, I have it right here:
ETA: If the video doesn't show up, it's this.
 
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Already probably been said but just gotta say pretty based of the state they're in to allow a group of people with a suicide rate of 41% ready access to firearms. I like to imagine the guy who granted them the licence is a member of the farms who muttered "42%" quietly to himself whilst sliding them a box of his own hollow-points with a wink.
 
A_right_horrorshow said:
Already probably been said but just gotta say pretty based of the state they're in to allow a group of people with a suicide rate of 41% ready access to firearms. I like to imagine the guy who granted them the licence is a member of the farms who muttered "42%" quietly to himself whilst sliding them a box of his own hollow-points with a wink.
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That's both the beauty and the downside of American gun laws, unless you're a felon or have been involuntarily committed then you can own a gun (that said, I have a sneaking suspicion that a decent percentage of tranchers actually fall in the latter category and get their guns through straw purchases).
 
What would an evil white supremacist den in the middle of nowhere do with a troonadoon? They got him there under false pretences? Like fucking what? They told him he could harrass a lesbian so he rushed over?

How do the farmtroons know which animals are female and which are male? So many questions.

That fucking photo of the 3 of them in the car doesn't seem real. The absolute Richard on the left is the most Richardest man named Richard I have ever seen and it's so funny that DICK is wearing the SHE/HER patch.
Of course the patch has a photo of a weapon under it. Of course it does. Just ladies being gals.

The paramilitary larp is such a male fantasy. Which I think is okay because this is just American special ops needs guys being duuuudes.
 
You know what, these guys are heroes.

They spared that white supremacist den the pain of a trillion air-soft by killing them with laughter.

It's the little things in life gentlemen.
 
Law said:
Kidnapping is a felony in all states, so they'll certainly alert the sherriff this time, right? It'd be pretty irresponsible to just let a den of white supremacist kidnappers off the hook, right?
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The sherrif will hear about this even if they don't report it. If nothing else he'll hear it when some newspaper calls and asks him why nothing is done about the white supremacists who kidnaps trannies.
 
Captain Fitzbattleaxe said:
The sherrif will hear about this even if they don't report it. If nothing else he'll hear it when some newspaper calls and asks him why nothing is done about the white supremacists who kidnaps trannies.
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I'm sure the call was already made, but they wouldn't publish the sheriffs response. I would imagine it was as follows, "We'd love to arrest the kidnappers, but none of my officers are willing to approach the tranch without national guard backup"
 
Dr. Henry Armitage said:
Probably what happened if anything happened at all. But I want to believe someone on the farms pretended to be trans in order to give us an up close and personal view of the tranch. In the future were gonna have to launch our own gay op to get a kiwi from behind enemy lines.
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stop leaking intel on open forums
use the secret infiltration forum to discuss our covert ops in progress you nigger
 
I can already see how this ends.
>Troons barricade themselves inside after one gets called a mister at a nearby restaurant.
>Local Sheriff doesn't want to deal with it, even though they say they have bombs and chemical weapons.
>It's just their rotting trenches and a few molotovs they made.
>Sheriff sends a conflict solver councilor instead.
>"Brave Non-Binaries of the Unicorn Ranch, I have been sent here to help with your demands for the outside world."
>"We want to be recognized as females. And to have people on the internet to stop making fun of us."
>"You're already females in the eyes of the world, both legally and myself think you're stunning and brave for standing up against the Patriarchy when that waitress misgendered you."
>"Please stop reminding me, you're literally triggering me right now."
>"As you say Hxr, but as for your other demand, I'm afraid it's not possible. Even though we deplatform people and silence their voices, it's like holding back a bursting dam, water always finds a way through."
>"But I want EVERYONE to know I'm female, even those that just saw me for the first time."
>"They know, from the way you dress to your colorful hair that isn't Aposematism at all, they know you take control of your life choices."
>"You mean I'm just doing this for attention?"
>"No that's not what I..."
>"That's it, I can't take the responsibility for my own actions and not blaming society for everything anymore!"
>One Troon picks up a molotov and lights it.
>Unfortunately, they've been smoking butane fumes all day and have 30 coats of Alpaca fleece next to them.
>Cue 5 minutes later when the local fire brigade get a desperate call from the councilor saying the ranch has gone up like Waco.
>They refuse to respond to the call.
 
ShoFuKan said:
I can already see how this ends.
>Troons barricade themselves inside after one gets called a mister at a nearby restaurant.
>Local Sheriff doesn't want to deal with it, even though they say they have bombs and chemical weapons.
>It's just their rotting trenches and a few molotovs they made.
>Sheriff sends a conflict solver councilor instead.
>"Brave Non-Binaries of the Unicorn Ranch, I have been sent here to help with your demands for the outside world."
>"We want to be recognized as females. And to have people on the internet to stop making fun of us."
>"You're already females in the eyes of the world, both legally and myself think you're stunning and brave for standing up against the Patriarchy when that waitress misgendered you."
>"Please stop reminding me, you're literally triggering me right now."
>"As you say Hxr, but as for your other demand, I'm afraid it's not possible. Even though we deplatform people and silence their voices, it's like holding back a bursting dam, water always finds a way through."
>"But I want EVERYONE to know I'm female, even those that just saw me for the first time."
>"They know, from the way you dress to your colorful hair that isn't Aposematism at all, they know you take control of your life choices."
>"You mean I'm just doing this for attention?"
>"No that's not what I..."
>"That's it, I can't take the responsibility for my own actions and not blaming society for everything anymore!"
>One Troon picks up a molotov and lights it.
>Unfortunately, they've been smoking butane fumes all day and have 30 coats of Alpaca fleece next to them.
>Cue 5 minutes later when the local fire brigade get a desperate call from the councilor saying the ranch has gone up like Waco.
>They refuse to respond to the call.
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Then everyone clapped
 
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