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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%
  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,306
Logue had grown up on a farm, and learned to farm from his grandfather.

If pennywise grew up on a farm and learned to farm from the family, then why is the tranch such a complete and utter failure? Why does the place look like the worst game of harvest moon mixed with the laziest most autistic game of Fallout 4 settlement building ever?
 
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... Do they even know what a blockchain is? How would you and what good would it do to "run a block chain" on a Twitter account?
 
The bacon is simultaneously over and undercooked and the eggs are way overcooked. That looks fucking disgusting. Such a shame to waste food, particularly when bacon and eggs are so damn easy to make. I am guessing its because their stove is so caked in grease, but bacon cooked like that is just weird to me. I have no idea how you could even cook it like that if you tried.

You'd think if they wanted to be women they'd learn how to cook, but nope. It's really not hard to cook bacon and eggs. It's literally one of the easiest things to cook.
I couldn't even tell that they made eggs. I thought it was macaroni and vomit salad or something.
 
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also does this mean Kevin manages the tranch social media?
Usually it is Penny & Bonnie making roid rage rants on the main Tenacious account, then quickly added by their personals. It is possible Kevin got a promotion, but the other two are on there quite a bit. Well, I wouldn't wish managing the tranch's social media on anyone but Kevin. Seems like a shitshow of a job.
Thank god HHH came in, I wanted to make sure he got to throw shade on that kitchen nightmare.

Penny has a really, REALLY intense case of AGP because those are some of his most ghoulish pictures yet. Jesus, getting rid of the sideshave and the makeup actually benefited him.
They now have a wikipedia page. It's as biased as you would think. It blatantly goes against all the rules on wikipedia, but considering they're troons, it'll probably stay up.

Also we have confirmation that the other Tranch is in Bellingham, Washington

Edit: It's been written by the world famous GorillaWarfare, the female wikipedia editor who is blatantly biased, so it's most certainly not going anywhere
"According to Logue, the threats became less intense in mid-2021. Logue says that several residents had developed post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of the period, which she described as "taking a group of people and dropping them into what is a potential combat zone everywhere they go in their home".[2]"

Some fucking safe haven. If Penny and Bronnie were actually intent on making the place a safe haven, they would stop starting shit in the social media tags (#westcliff &Bonnie). Shit, the morons would have chosen a place OUTSIDE of a red county. Instead of making their trans members feel safe, they're putting them in the front line of an invasion in the most subtle way, volunteering them for the exact fucking opposite of what their safety-seeking members wanted. It's probably why Jarrod has more of an active role on the ranch: he didn't just come to hang out with friends, he came for a war.

Penny and Bonnie are just slapping their asses constantly at westcliff (consiously or unconciously), trying to get people to antagonize them so the duo can come in and weed out the first transphobes they see (and enjoy power and glory). ....Westcliff doesn't care. It's why they made the Earl attacks up - no one is taking the bait.

This isn't going to end well. The more deranged degenerates stay on the tranch the higher the chance that one day someone is going on a murder spree.
I still have money on tranch fire or other man-made disaster that ends the tranch. Then bankrupcy. Then it's the murdering (...followed by alpaca uprising).
If pennywise grew up on a farm and learned to farm from the family, then why is the tranch such a complete and utter failure? Why does the place look like the worst game of harvest moon mixed with the laziest most autistic game of Fallout 4 settlement building ever?

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... Do they even know what a blockchain is? How would you and what good would it do to "run a block chain" on a Twitter account?
Kevin knows what a computer is but doesn't know how they work. That kind of computer nerd. So, no.

I'd hardly say the numerous tweets currently being belted at the tranch davidians/kevin's gateist are losing their mind. It's not a freak out, it's a bunch of people pointing and laughing. They're calm. The closest to losing it was the guy who was hoping everyone in the USA would get nuked for your sins, and even that is an exaggerated joke.
they're treating the 'person' they rescued like a live animal.
This implies they see anyone else as more than animals. Penny collects animals and collects people as pets (he doesn't have sex with them, he just really likes their companionship and loves being their "master" and "mother" at the same time - eww).

Holy shit, I hope this makes it into the documentary. Assuming this actually happened, did they just rock up to some hole in the wall redneck bar in full tacticool LARP gear? We need answers, and the only person who can provide them to us is Phillip Matthew Logue.
IF this actually happened, I'm guessing they took someone who was still living with their parents out of their parent's house and back to base. They haven't showed the troon's face yet - this could be for a few reasons: 1. They're respecting the rescued's privacy until they're ok to talk, 2. They're fake, 3. or worst of all - they're under 18. They're bullshiting is the most likely answer as ever though, and rescuing an overdramatic manchild is also more likely than the last one (since there are more overdramatic troons in the tranch's orbit than moons around Saturn).
 
They now have a wikipedia page. It's as biased as you would think. It blatantly goes against all the rules on wikipedia, but considering they're troons, it'll probably stay up.

Also we have confirmation that the other Tranch is in Bellingham, Washington

Edit: It's been written by the world famous GorillaWarfare, the female wikipedia editor who is blatantly biased, so it's most certainly not going anywhere
I understand the relunctance for using us as a source but for fucks sake, this is the biggest puff piece we’ve seen of the tranch. One day people are gonna have to wake up and see the evidence.
 
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch was discovered by Ravelry:

ravelry.com/discuss/lazy-stupid-and-godless/4140760/1-25

AP news story about the challenges faced by an LGBTQ+ alpaca ranch in Colorado.
Hang on, that link didn’t work. BRB
link text they are also on Etsy, IG, FB, etc.

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... Do they even know what a blockchain is? How would you and what good would it do to "run a block chain" on a Twitter account?
They're not talking about the kind of "blockchain" that runs bitcoin or whatever. It's far more petty and autistic than that. In Twitter-addict land "block chain" refers to a chain of recursive twitter blocking where you are so butthurt over mean words on the blue bird site that you block someone, and block everyone who follows them. Some spergs have written browser extensions and scripts to do this, and even then, Kevin and the tranchers barely understand how to use them.
 
Three years ago Penny had a phone with much better filters.
So the tranny was locked in this den and somehow had access to her phone, which still had battery, yet she couldn't call 911 or someone else for help first? Bullshit.
HRT allows transwomen to develop a particular kind of telepathy allowing them to contact their sisters in times of need. Another reason why transwomen are superior to bioholes.
 
They're not talking about the kind of "blockchain" that runs bitcoin or whatever. It's far more petty and autistic than that. In Twitter-addict land "block chain" refers to a chain of recursive twitter blocking where you are so butthurt over mean words on the blue bird site that you block someone, and block everyone who follows them. Some spergs have written browser extensions and scripts to do this, and even then, Kevin and the tranchers barely understand how to use them.
This is going to eventually get weaponized. All it'd really take is being a very nice and clever person who has made an EVEN MAOR GOOD version that will be extra-cautious and it'll block the people the first-generation follows as well as their followers...and maybe also their followers' followers, for a few generations, and...

Get it perfect, and we'll get to find out if Twitter can handle people suddenly blocking every single other Twitter user automagically.
 
The bacon is simultaneously over and undercooked and the eggs are way overcooked. That looks fucking disgusting. Such a shame to waste food, particularly when bacon and eggs are so damn easy to make. I am guessing its because their stove is so caked in grease, but bacon cooked like that is just weird to me. I have no idea how you could even cook it like that if you tried.

You'd think if they wanted to be women they'd learn how to cook, but nope. It's really not hard to cook bacon and eggs. It's literally one of the easiest things to cook.
lol imagine thinking that being a woman involves the expectation of performing repetitive domestic labor. Everyone knows 'being a woman' consists of spinny skirts, boobs, naked pillow fights, and literally nothing else.
 
The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch was discovered by Ravelry:

ravelry.com/discuss/lazy-stupid-and-godless/4140760/1-25



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I understand archive not working but could you screenshot some of the funny posts? normally I wouldn't care but the title "lazy-stupid-and-godless" has intrigued me. Not enough to make a burner account tho.
 
It's awful nice of all these uber-liberal media outfits to cover up the fact that the TRAs (Tranch Rebel Army sisters) are all clearly in violation of both federal and state firearms law, being unabashed weed smokers themselves and by keeping their guns unlocked and accessible to perpetual pothead and therefore "prohibited person" Kevin Gibes. Rules for thee, not for me.

Oh my what's this... https://www.atf.gov/contact/atf-tips
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https://archive.is/NcS6C
 
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We predicted this saga pages ago though- we knew they would have to come up with SOMETHING to try to get those griftbux flowing again. I mean I don’t think any of us coulda predicted they would go over the top and triple down on the lying bullshit. And yes it’s bullshit. If it were real they would be on CNN and talking to everyone and the GFM would have a million bucks in it. They would parade this rescued person in front of cameras with or without permission because it would justify their idiocy. 1 ounce of proof that any of this shit happened and they’d be on the gravy train for life. Idiots. They should have thought ahead, found some troon willing to take the L, beat them shit outta them, and THEN bragged about rescuing them.
 
Waiting for the eventual Spec ops the tranch saga where someone accidentally drops some soap on another troon and their skins melts the fuck off.
This is just a shitshow by failed males, I have nothing to add.
 
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