💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

[OK_Cogitator]

LMAOOOOO

LOL well, I was thinking "straight guys" (fellow sickstagram girls who?? psh please) and we all know what we know about straight guys when le dicque is involved ...
J/k, but, you know.

I don't really go in on a person's looks but Allison is an exception to me if for no other reason that the totality of her features can summed up by just how unfortunate looking the whole unfuckable package is.

 

[Satanic Pussy]

I don't really go in on a person's looks but Allison is an exception to me if for no other reason that the totality of her features can summed up by just how unfortunate looking the whole unfuckable package is.

Agree. We all know (and some of us are ) unfortunate looking people who have good personalities, cracking senses of humor, great talents and a willingness to share their knowledge, something to offer society other than a high def view of their own rectum, etc., and only douchebags would slag those people off because their looks are unimportant.

But with Allison, there's no "there" there underneath -- or at least whatever lays under the veneer is really clearly gross, like an infection beneath a scab. At the same time she obviously prizes how she looks, and wants other people to bask in her glory / give her asspats / view her as thinspo.
So I feel completely fine, even enthusiastic, about being a catty qween over her appearance since the subject clearly takes up a significant portion of her mental real estate.

Knowing she reads here is just the rich icing on my delicious bitch-éclair.

 

[Screaming into the void.]

Unless she (unlikely) scored scholarships, she or someone close to her is already 50k in debt for one failed year of vet school. I wouldn’t doubt if she and her boyfriend are throwing all their money at her “illnesses.”

Don’t underestimate the ability for professor daddy to pay for her tuition, even abroad. Working at a college can sometimes result in tuition reductions, even if it’s not in the publicly approved network of schools.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

A selection of Allison's stories from yesterday (7/17/21).

She looks like she just smelled a fart.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

She looks like she just smelled a fart.
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She looks about 45 here, I do hope she's wearing sunscreen.

.... Probably not though. A malignant melanoma would get her hella asspats

 

[Sir Mloobly Bloops]

Looking at her insta story about the steri-strips, I bet 100 bucks that— at some point — she has tried, or will try, to say those very normal stretch marks on her thighs are evidence of Ehlers danlos. Y’all know I’m right.

 

[Protozoangod]

She looks about 45 here, I do hope she's wearing sunscreen.

.... Probably not though. A malignant melanoma would get her hella asspats

Definitely not. There’s a bottle of suntan oil visible in her Insta story.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Looking at her insta story about the steri-strips, I bet 100 bucks that— at some point — she has tried, or will try, to say those very normal stretch marks on her thighs are evidence of Ehlers danlos. Y’all know I’m right.

She's already tried to say they're a sign she definitely has Marfan syndrome. Because you know, stretch marks on an adult woman who has had a bit of weight fluctuation over time are a surefire sign you have a connective tissue disease.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

She looks like she just smelled a fart.
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She looks about 45 here, I do hope she's wearing sunscreen.

.... Probably not though. A malignant melanoma would get her hella asspats
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I think melanoma is one of the least likely cancers to earn the sufferer asspats. It's far more believable that people would start asking what she did to "give herself" melanoma. It's like a smoker getting lung cancer. Yes, there are people who never tanned who have shit luck and get melanoma, just as there are never-smokers who die of mesothelioma, but everyone still asks what they did. It's mostly because everyone wants to believe that there's something we can all do to avoid getting cancer, so it's reassuring to find out that the dude wasting away on oxygen brought it on himself by doing something that we don't, rather than just being a random occurrence in a fundamentally absurd universe.

 

[pissdaddy69]

Snorting Vvyanse and smoking too much Kush, absolutely. But ill? Another lie.

Did she admit she snorted vyvanse? This bitch has 0 medical knowledge whatsoever. Vyvanse has molecules in it that must pass through the stomach to activate. Sure, the post nasal drip might get you a little speedy, but it’s formulated that way to deter abuse I believe. All I know is she was a drug addict but I haven’t heard what her drug of choice was yet.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Did she admit she snorted vyvanse? This bitch has 0 medical knowledge whatsoever. Vyvanse has molecules in it that must pass through the stomach to activate. Sure, the post nasal drip might get you a little speedy, but it’s formulated that way to deter abuse I believe. All I know is she was a drug addict but I haven’t heard what her drug of choice was yet.

No, she's never mentioned which drugs she's been addicted to- only that she was a polysubstance user and that it was not opioids.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

So she’s following yet another person from the Reddit MS sub.

Her surgical wounds are healing flawlessly for the illnesses she claims.

No, she's never mentioned which drugs she's been addicted to- only that she was a polysubstance user and that it was not opioids.

No, never mentioned which drugs. But, has mentioned smoking pot and giving up smoking in the past, and had septum damage at her ENT appointment, so I’m assuming she was snorting something.

I specifically said Vvyvanse to mock her, because of the formulation and compounding deterrents.

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Did she admit she snorted vyvanse? This bitch has 0 medical knowledge whatsoever. Vyvanse has molecules in it that must pass through the stomach to activate. Sure, the post nasal drip might get you a little speedy, but it’s formulated that way to deter abuse I believe. All I know is she was a drug addict but I haven’t heard what her drug of choice was yet.

Prodrugs can be circumvented using a hose clamp, a microplane/ped-egg, and a microwave or a shot glass filled with Coke . Junkies gonna junk.

Edit: spellan

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

So she’s following yet another person from the Reddit MS sub.

Kat also commented on Allison's most recent post. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they have some sort of munch group chat going.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Kat also commented on Allison's most recent post. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they have some sort of munch group chat going.

Likely. They were organizing, mass-reporting, and hopping into the DMs of everyone featured on MS, even those no longer active.

Allison and Chelsea in particular had quite a bit to lose being exposed for their BS. They were working hard.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

Allison's latest IG post from July 19, 2021. I would say she's definitely aware of us. She also hashtagged #empathsofinstagram It's always the crazy ones calling themselves empaths.

 

[Mambo Queen]

She also hashtagged #empathsofinstagram It's always the crazy ones calling themselves empaths.

Delusional emotional vampire seems more accurate.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

I don’t really care if she’s aware of us. I do, though, wish some of her small business t-shirt shops would research their “advertisers“ (random people who buy their shirts and tag them on IG) so that they don’t suffer brand/image damage being associated with people who fake illness for attention.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I don’t really care if she’s aware of us. I do, though, wish some of her small business t-shirt shops would research their “advertisers“ (random people who buy their shirts and tag them on IG) so that they don’t suffer brand/image damage being associated with people who fake illness for attention.

Yeah, same. Unless she starts repping Tess's merch. I would be 100% okay with Tess's sMaLl BuSiNeSs suffering through association with this clown.

Magpie, fetch me the small claims court info leaflet!

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

I don’t really care if she’s aware of us. I do, though, wish some of her small business t-shirt shops would research their “advertisers“ (random people who buy their shirts and tag them on IG) so that they don’t suffer brand/image damage being associated with people who fake illness for attention.

The good news is that if any brands google Allison in the future (although I do think assuming these brands do a simple google search might be giving them a bit too much credit), they should see this thread. It pops up on the first page when I search both Allison Tennyson and microcatmachine.