US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Given he was in Pakistan, I'd say you fucked up before that.

And fwiw, the Taliban said they were willing to co-operate with the USA if the USA would show some proof of involvement. Which the USA declined to do!

The invasion of Afghanistan was wanted. The USA was never forced to do so. Not even if they did genuinely believe Osama bin Laden was there which I'm 50/50 on. They had too many other reasons to do so. If it had been about Al Quaeda solely, the might have looked to Saudi Arabia given that's where the majority of the highjackers and most of the funding came from.

Pretty sure before 9/11 there were defense documents talking about how they really wanted a reason to go out to the middle east again. Funny how that worked out.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Its an attempt to emulate Trump without understanding Trump. The left (and a good chunk of the right) were jealous of Trump's ability to tweet something and have it become an instant news cyclone center. They want that kind of power, that kind of reach, and so what you see is some kind of skinwalkwer-esque emulation of the act. It has all the visual similarities, but everything just seems... off and off-putting.

The charm of trump tweets were that he literally just typed out whatever words would've come out of his mouth and hit post. These biden administration tweets on the other hand are obviously curated propaganda pieces, dems wouldn't even deny that.

 

[Gehenna]

The charm of trump tweets were that he literally just typed out whatever words would've come out of his mouth and hit post. These biden administration tweets on the other hand are obviously curated propaganda pieces, dems wouldn't even deny that.

Exactly. It's an attempt to artificially create something which was created naturally. The result is... this. And this is exactly how they viewed Trump's tweets. This is what they think they were.

Just... sit and think what that means.

 

[Overly Serious]

Just... sit and think what that means.

P-zombies.

I think it means we're dealing with P-zombies.

 

[Tour of Italy]

The charm of trump tweets were that he literally just typed out whatever words would've come out of his mouth and hit post. These biden administration tweets on the other hand are obviously curated propaganda pieces, dems wouldn't even deny that.

It’s becoming a bit of a meme on conservative twitter, but there’s a lot of truth to it:

Biden’s West Wing is essentially stuffed full of neurotic millenials.

I’d add that DNC leadership in general is bogged down by middle management who actually believe the bullshit that the top has been pushing for years. The mid and low level staffers are not in on the joke. That’s why you get disasters like the Alaska conference with China where no one from the US delegation realized that Trump actually understood how China will eat your fucking lunch publicly if you don’t come out swinging. They didn’t want to give him the credit, and truly believed that just because they weren’t Trump, they’d be more successful.

 

[Gehenna]

P-zombies.

I think it means we're dealing with P-zombies.

I find it difficult to disagree. I spent far too long trying to find a rational reasoning for the utter disconnect from reality that much of the establishment left seems to have. In the end, I could not find one.

 

[CrippleThreat]

American Conservativism is at a crossroads. It must embrace new concepts in order to push into the modern era, but must avoid taking in too many or the worst ones lest it become poisoned from the inside.

Either that, or folks who call themselves "conservative" and have their degeneracy open to the public, should just go and become Republicans, without that conservative™.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

Exactly. It's an attempt to artificially create something which was created naturally. The result is... this. And this is exactly how they viewed Trump's tweets. This is what they think they were.

Just... sit and think what that means.

I disagree, this is not what they thought trumps tweets were. It was clear and remains clear in retrospect that trump almost always had control of his own account, if they were trying to emulate that they would be letting alzheimers Joe bang away at his phones keyboard and make typed gafs like he does verbal ones. At the very least they would be trying make it appear as if he had some control over his account, just watching a 5 min interview you can see despite his major confusion he can still form the semblance of sentence that's not a slogan verbatim. The Biden administration tweets are just what every other politician does on twitter, stilted slogans that feel slimy and unnatural. You didn't see it much with Obama so most peoples only exposer to a president's tweets at volume are the bad Orange Mans(the medias need to cover every tweet he made only added to that). In comparison to trump it looks Orwellian, however in comparison to every other out of touch campaign/politician on Twitter it just seems marginally more try hard.

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

American Conservativism is at a crossroads. It must embrace new concepts in order to push into the modern era, but must avoid taking in too many or the worst ones lest it become poisoned from the inside.

Conservatism doesn't sell when it's advocates are fucking whores. Get out of here with this bullshit you probably think electing Jenner to own the libs is a good idea too. I can't see how letting trannies, whores, etc into the ideology is a good thing: How is getting fucked in the ass for the world to see a conservative mindset? If that's the kind of "conservatism" we're trying to promote here then we deserve to get fucking steamrolled by the fucking globohome advocates.

 

[Gehenna]

I disagree, this is not what they thought trumps tweets were. It was clear and remains clear in retrospect that trump almost always had control of his own account, if they were trying to emulate that they would be letting alzheimers Joe bang away at his phones keyboard and make typed gafs like he does verbal ones. At the very least they would be trying make it appear as if he had some control over his account, just watching a 5 min interview you can see despite his major confusion he can still form the semblance of sentence that's not a slogan verbatim. The Biden administration tweets are just what every other politician does on twitter, stilted slogans that feel slimy and unnatural. You didn't see it much with Obama so most peoples only exposer to a president's tweets at volume are the bad Orange Mans(the medias need to cover every tweet he made only added to that). In comparison to trump it looks Orwellian, however in comparison to every other out of touch campaign/politician on Twitter it just seems marginally more try hard.

They know Biden is not with it, they know the man's brain is swiss cheese. While he can create a sentence, he can't be expected to -remain- on point for any longer period of time. Allowing him to go ham on Twitter would just be inviting disaster.

Also, Obama didn't do it, and Twitter only -started- existing on the tail end of Bush's term.

As for it being generic political sloganeering comparable to other politicians. No, there are marked differences. Beyond the sheer... volume of it, there is the consistent attempt to sound off the cuff. Now what do I mean by this? Well, normal political sloganeering will use very formal language a more tightly written statement meant to maximize the individual punch through a fairly standard formula. Now look back at Biden's tweet that started this.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/attachments/1626567053053-png.2356357/

This is fairly typical of the normal Biden Administration tweet. The big --- is atypical, but beyond that the tweet is a bit of a mess if it were meant to be the, literally, formulaic sloganeering. The sloganeering section is at the end, the proposal is at the front, its split up, the feel-good section of the proposal is reversed, there are slight grammatical mistakes sewn in, and its way too wordy. Its all wrong. If it were following the formula it'd be.

"Every American deserves access to quality, affordable healthcare. With the Build Back Better Agenda, we're going to expand coverage and lower health care costs by lowering premiums and reducing prescription costs."

The above follows the formula perfectly... but none of these tweets do. They are written in a way to 'sound' more personal, more intimate. Still blatant propaganda, but meant to be closer to spoken word than sloganeering.

Its literally the uncanny valley in text form.


TL;DR: Its not normal sloganeering, it doesn't follow the literal formula for that at all.

 

[mandatorylurk]

American Conservativism is at a crossroads. It must embrace new concepts in order to push into the modern era, but must avoid taking in too many or the worst ones lest it become poisoned from the inside.

This is where those staunch conservatives like Chip Roy shit the bed and people would rather try the porn star than Texas Conservative. He has a strong conservative voting record, relatively safe district, but he didn't object in congress and tries to ignore everything Trump while still banging the "staunch conservative" drum.

And these faggots tweeting about Cuba while the government arrests citizens and imprisons them here for months isn't being lost on people just desperate for a leader. Politicians in Florida have a case to talk about Cuba, but lil' Ben Shapiro in Tennessee and all those Daily Caller cucks need to at least pretend similar shit is going on here that requires more than a "if this was done by Trump" tweet.

For just another example of how backwards conservatism is now in certain places, I saw that the fucking LA Chamber of Commerce is backing Newsom in the recall election. How you get there without being just completely cucked, out of principle inbred dickheads is beyond me.

 

[Blake Chortles]

American Conservativism is at a crossroads. It must embrace new concepts in order to push into the modern era, but must avoid taking in too many or the worst ones lest it become poisoned from the inside.

This is a guaranteed highway to total irrelevance. Its the same way in Christianity, the waves of churches who adapt to the world fade continually the ones who stay true to the Word always endure even if they become smaller.

 

[Oats12345]

Conservatism is already fucked and disliked heavily by many. Case in point is that Trump is not a conservative and before the 2016 election, no way he would have won the GOP nomination with so many prudes and principled cuckservatives that gave America folks like Romney.

Though I do see that allowing porn stars publicly into the party is too much lol. Trump has definitely turned into a big tent though. A porn star openly supporting the GOP was unthinkable years ago.

Obama never had that one Obama girl do a bikini strip tease at his rallies. And Biden made sure the fat fuck danger hairs otherkins were never shown in public with him or other Democrats.

As for the coomers, when Trump probably appointed Kayla Mceneny to be his spokeswoman, that probably did bring in a lot of them.

I still conflicted on whores given that TPUSA has been accused of gifting and having links to Conservative Inc. As well as having ideals like "America is an idea".

Edit: This reminds me of something. Bill Maher was heavily butthurt iirc that MTG loves tantric sex and Matt Gaettz getting high off cocaine.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XKkJXoSQ7L4

I'm actually upset at Charlie Kirk for rejecting her. I follow her on Twitter, she's clearly a Patriot and loves her country. She has been a major Trump supporter and has defend conservatives constantly. So what if her career is not the idea career you should pursue. But still seems pretty harsh. Also isn't it a good thing to have a hot lady in your party.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

The charm of trump tweets were that he literally just typed out whatever words would've come out of his mouth and hit post. These biden administration tweets on the other hand are obviously curated propaganda pieces, dems wouldn't even deny that.

President Trump's tweets are probably the closest modern analogue you can get to President Washington's days of walking around outside and talking to random people.

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

I'm actually upset at Charlie Kirk for rejecting her. I follow her on Twitter, she's clearly a Patriot and loves her country. She has been a major Trump supporter and has defend conservatives constantly. So what if her career is not the idea career you should pursue. But still seems pretty harsh. Also isn't it a good thing to have a hot lady in your party.

Uh-huh. You heard here first guys. We're all mean, sexist assholes for not wanting a literal whore to be a prominent figure in our conservative ideology meant to promote conservative values like, I dunno... Not being a fucking degenerate who's taken so many rides on the cock carousel you're probably better off putting your dick into a blender.

This bitch isn't a patriot—she's a subversive element being shoved in, like Jenner, to try and corrupt the meaning of conservatism from the inside. If she isn't consciously aware of this, then she is simply just a dumb unwitting subversive element instead. Like really, how many fucking times are you going to get tricked by these people?

 

[Gehenna]

On sloganeering to provide an example

https://twitter.com/RepAOC/status/1416066923100577803

Lets take this tweet. Its bad, awful, no good, and -even being a bad one follows the formula-.

House progressives are standing up. (This is your hook, your beginning. What makes people read further)

If Senator Manchin and the rest of the Senate approve the 'reconciliation bill' then we will approve their bipartisan bill. (The Feel-good statement, the thing meant to be your main takeaway and what people will remember)

But if they try to strip immigration reform, childcare, climate action, etc., then we’re at an impasse. It’s a no-go. (The follow-through, usually some form of threat or grandstanding for a negative message, in a positive one its usually paired in the same sentence as the feel-good.)


None of the Biden Admin's tweets follow the formula.

 

[Ruin]

I'm actually upset at Charlie Kirk for rejecting her. I follow her on Twitter, she's clearly a Patriot and loves her country. She has been a major Trump supporter and has defend conservatives constantly. So what if her career is not the idea career you should pursue. But still seems pretty harsh. Also isn't it a good thing to have a hot lady in your party.

The very first tweet on her twitter is a pinned tweet of her spread vagina and asshole. She may love her country but a movement based on traditional values cannot have those kind of elements or it will fade into irrelevance.

 

[DicksOutForBurgers]

The first tweet on her twitter is a pinned tweet of her spread vagina and asshole. She may love her country but a movement based on traditional values cannot have those kind of elements or it will fade into irrelevance.

Haha. What do you mean anon? You don't enjoy the great American tradition of getting gangbanged by niggers for some shekels? #RealConservativesArentBIGOTS
#SpreadLegsForAmerica

 

[Corpun]

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They really love sucking the cold dead cock this retarded race grifter don't they?

I'm surprised Joe is that far away from her hair, maybe she didn't scent it enough.

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Remember guys, Trump was the tyrant who attacked the press. But I guess independent journalists and investigations aren't real news unless propaganda outlets parrot whatever it is that the narrative needs currently. Fuck this gay dead country and the spergs that are running it.

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I hope it spread on their jet flight.

 

[Ruin]

Haha. What do you mean anon? You don't enjoy the great American tradition of getting gangbanged by niggers for some shekels? #RealConservativesArentBIGOTS
#SpreadLegsForAmerica

If the Republicans keep moving to the left and surrounding cultural ground they'll eventually just become the Democrat party with guns. or as Stonetoss put it.