🐱 Check Out This Exclusive First Look At the Book Trailer to DC's "I Am Not Starfire" - Lmao

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We are just a couple of weeks away before the release of I Am Not Starfire, DC’s upcoming YA graphic novel that focuses on Mandy, Starfire’s daughter. Mandy’s the exact opposite of her bright and dazzling mother, something she’s reminded of every single day. Since she’s the daughter of the infamous Teen Titan there are certain expectations placed on her – on top of regular teenage pressures like “pick a college, you HAVE to go to college.”

Written by Eisner Award-winning author Mariko Tamaki (Harley Quinn Breaking Glass) and artist Yoshi Yoshitani (Zatanna and the House of Secrets), the two are bringing us a coming-of-age story about relationships and self-discovery.

We got an exclusive first look at a book trailer to the upcoming graphic novel.



Seventeen-year-old Mandy, daughter of Starfire, is NOT like her mother. Starfire is gorgeous, tall, sparkly, and a hero. Mandy is NOT a sparkly superhero. Mandy has no powers, is a kid who dyes her hair black, and hates everyone but her best friend Lincoln. To Starfire, who is from another planet, Mandy seems like an alien, like some distant angry light-years away moon.
And it’s possible Mandy is even more distant lately, ever since she walked out on her S.A.T.s. Which, yeah, her mom doesn’t know.
Everyone thinks Mandy needs to go to college and become whoever you become at college, but Mandy has other plans. Mandy’s big plan is that she’s going to move to France and…do whatever people do in France. But then everything changes when she gets partnered with Claire for a school project. Mandy likes Claire (even if she denies it, heartily and intensely). A lot.
How do you become the person you’re supposed to be when you don’t know what that is? How do you become the person you’re supposed to be when the only thing you’re sure of is what you’re not?
When someone from Starfire’s past arrives, Mandy must make a choice: give up before the battle has even begun, or step into the unknown and risk everything to save her mom. I am Not Starfire is a story about teenagers and/as aliens; about knowing where you come from and where you are going; and about mothers.
Along with the trailer we also got an excerpt from the graphic novel. The excerpt focuses on Mandy’s relationship with Starfire, who is the kind of glamorous mom that walks around the house in an, admittedly, fabulous robe. She’s excited to present Mandy with a literal basket full of college applications, unaware of the anxiety her daughter’s feeling about the whole thing.

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What I like about these pages is that it’s clear that Starfire isn’t purposely making things difficult for Mandy. She’s clearly trying – in her cute, very Starfire way (“Perhaps you wish for the egg rolls?” LOL, oh Starfire) It’s just not what Mandy’s interested in, but Mandy doesn’t know how to go about telling her mother that. Starfire has an idea about what Mandy’s life should be, and when your mom is the symbol of pure optimism, it’s hard to tell her no.

Starfire and Mandy aren’t malicious toward the other, they just don’t know how to express their feelings. I’m sure the appearance of a certain evil auntwill push them in the right direction (though I suspect that Mandy’s going to think Blackfire is kinda cool at first) It looks like this is the first time Mandy’s ever met that side of her family and I’m wondering if Starfire has even told her about Blackfire and Tamaran. Talk about an awkward family reunion.

Despite the inevitable grand scale of things, like Mandy having to fight for the throne of Tamaran, this very much feels like the kind of graphic novel that discusses relatable issues via space battles and superpowers.
 
And they still didn't change the character to not look like the writer. Also, the art looks like an early 2000s flash educational "game" where you just click boxes.
 
How old is Starfire supposed to be if her daughter is 17?

I like how the artist gave the angry little heffer tiny Chris Chan fangs. Quality autism.
 
Holy shit, I thought this came out a year ago!
Was literally gonna post this. Like a year ago a bunch of pages were posted online and i assumed it came out shortly afterwards.

Guess the nigh universal cackles from all corners of the internet, even from the pozzed halls of reddit, spooked them into delaying it a year until they could theoretically sneak it out with a minimum of probable shareholder annoyance
 
The trailer on YouTube is now double dislikes to likes lol comments disabled of course
 
The main character looks like the author and I'm guessing she'll side with the aunt (until matricide)

Starfire seems well meaning...
I thought this comic was mocked already
 
Ya know the sad thing is there probably are fat girls out there who just want to read an enjoyable fucking comic about badass action or romance or whatever, but instead all they get is hideous pastel bullshit filled to the brim with mortifyingly ugly caricatures of themselves doing almost nothing but the most cliched "we're so girly and and sensitive and silly and soft galz!" bullshit imaginable that makes those old barbie comics look like freaking Berserk, and to cap it all off this is presented as some beautiful way of including them and appreciating them by the industry instead of the cancerous fucking spit in the face that it is.

Ah well, any fat chick worth her fry-salt knows how to access manga so they probably happy to ignore this shit the same everyone else does

EDIT: also anyone wanting a jolly good laugh should take a look at the writer of this article
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Haven't we already run through this? Oh well, may as well give my thoughts:

Who's the babydaddy? Because that is NOT Dick Grayson's spawn.

Also it looks like they're using cartoon Starfire's characterization instead of badass warrior princess Starfire from the New Teen Titans run. Because actual Young Adults have totally seen a cartoon that stopped airing in the mid-2000's.
 
Who's the babydaddy? Because that is NOT Dick Grayson's spawn.
Why would male characters matter?

Smug answer aside checking the details and enduring that trailer I can see exactly one name in there that might be male, " her best friend Lincoln" but my money says that character is going to be trans. Although that said unless Claire is black no black characters so Lincoln might be that. Either way though it looks like male characters will be background or generic cackling eeeevil teacher figures so I suspect the absent father will go unmentioned.

Also dear lord they went all in on the nose ring. I've seen bulls with smaller wrangling aids in their nostrils.
 
In the DC Universe, Dick is generally one of the Chaddest.

I personally rank the Batfamily as:

Wizard Tim

Virgin Batman

Brad Jason

Chad Dick

GigaChad Alfred

Lad Azrael
With Starfire, it's not always the Chads. In the 70s, while Dick was off not fucking Starfire, she was with some balding guy. Not ripped, balding chad guy, just balding office worker type guy. It's rather inexplicable but she does come from the Planet of Free Love or some such.
 
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