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Kate Farms Shill said:
Most cases their parents or spouses pay for the passes. I suspect Megans parents give her money to stay in florida and thus way the fuck away from them (seen this happen with other middle class BPD adults, no one wants to fucking deal with them and their parents will pay their rent if it means they don't have to live with them anymore). Others commit different forms of disability fraud by taking payments for training dogs for other munchies and not reporting it as income. Most of the ones who work, work for the parks and therefore get in for free on their days off.

Almost all of them have the lowest-tier passes and are blacked out for all of the summer and most of the holidays. You can see them crying about how they can't go to disney for eight whole weeks because of blackouts lol.
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Sounds reasonable. I'd probably pay them to stay far far away, too.
Kimchi4breakfast said:
Florida residents can get a resident ticket, which is discounted.
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I live in Florida, it's not discounted that much. But Disney passes also require a down payment and monthly payments. I think what KFS said is probably pretty accurate. I wasn't thinking about it because I'm a normal, gainfully employed person and don't get gibs from family or the government.
 
A Disney vacation planning website says its currently 439 USD for a Florida Resident Annual Pass. Pretty good deal for WDW. Makes sense that it has a lot of exclusions and black out dates. Oh no, the munch bunch has to slum it in EPCOT and Animal Kingdom because Magic Kingdom is closed to Florida pass holders right now! So sad.
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Sammies#1Fan said:
Sounds reasonable. I'd probably pay them to stay far far away, too.

I live in Florida, it's not discounted that much. But Disney passes also require a down payment and monthly payments. I think what KFS said is probably pretty accurate. I wasn't thinking about it because I'm a normal, gainfully employed person and don't get gibs from family or the government.
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The platinum AP is like $900/yr so it's not that bad. 'cause free parking.

Disney actually loses money on annual passholders because they don't spend much generally. Their whole business strategy is to lure you into the park and upsell you on shit.
 
Yeah, the ears alone are $30+ each pair, with fancier ones obviously being more expensive. Munchies love those ears. There's walls of them in every shop there. They're cool but I'm not buying them.

We slum it at Disney Springs (lol) and they give free tickets when you volunteer during the marathon weekends. I've done that a few times. It's super easy, and free ticket to Disney? Yes please.
 
I've seen some shit here on the Farms.

But the fat white young Munchie women, who dye their dogs dayglo colors, and load them up with eye-catching accessories, then have tantrums when people approach them? That go to a loud, bright, sprawling park daily, 'cause they're sicky widdle girls? And broadcast their every move? That's some next-level fucked up shit.

I get that they're trying to avoid adulthood, marriage, shitty jobs. It's like when I watched Intervention or MSHPL: addicts are gonna addict, but the enablers are the part that fascinate me.

Who are the parents buying them passes, providing shelter and $$$$/ thinking this is a good way to spend their 20s? Just unbelievable.
 
Sammies#1Fan said:
How the actual fuck do these jobless munchies afford to go to theme parks 24/7? Passes to all these places are reasonable, I guess (Disney is pricier than the others, but apparently doable for a lot of people, not me, though lol) but how do they get them if they don't have jobs?

And it must be annoying AF to be a Disney character and have to deal with screeching munchies pushing little kids out of the way so their dogs can get their picture taken with Cinderella or Tigger.
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Disney is 'cheap' if you live in florida. If you have a pass, (it doesn't matter the tier) it is like a special club. But it isn't special if everyone does it. People want to work for Disney and they want that pass.

There are several ways you can share your pass or bring a friend. Hell, if you know someone in the park that is another in.

Yes, they are annoying. Look at Susan Grill (trained & maintained, nsspl) she would take pictures of employees she thought were watching her. Or guests who might not have ever seen a service dog before (let alone 8.) She then tried to sue disney. [link 1][link 2] It was dismissed.

It is florida munchie right of passage for the drop leashes service dog photo in front of that castle. Bonus points for the wheelchair pic.
 
Looks like Paige is potentially fucking with her foot now? Quelle suprise. For a munchie she does a piss poor job of documenting all her shit so this randomly came out of nowhere. Do better paige. At least with your lobster claw you had the convenient excuse of cutting it while preparing food.
 

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St.alia_oftheknife said:
Looks like Paige is potentially fucking with her foot now? Quelle suprise. For a munchie she does a piss poor job of documenting all her shit so this randomly came out of nowhere. Do better paige. At least with your lobster claw you had the convenient excuse of cutting it while preparing food.
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Say what you will about Zoidberg here, but that was some of her very best lipsync accuracy.
 
St.alia_oftheknife said:
Looks like Paige is potentially fucking with her foot now? Quelle suprise. For a munchie she does a piss poor job of documenting all her shit so this randomly came out of nowhere. Do better paige. At least with your lobster claw you had the convenient excuse of cutting it while preparing food.
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Is psych involved with this one?
 
Unheard Bird said:
Is psych involved with this one?
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Paige has a raging eating disorder and was a huge bitch towards her family for trying to get her psych treatment. Somewhere in the thread, there should be documentation of her mom's posts on a support website for families of people with eating disorders. It's truly terrible to read. There's no way to tell if psych is involved now, but Paige is in an assisted living situation. Before she moved in, she was in the hospital for more than a year straight due to her fucking with herself (oodles of sepsis, arms cast so she couldn't sabotage herself, the whole nine yards).
 
Cold Waffle said:
Paige has a raging eating disorder and was a huge bitch towards her family for trying to get her psych treatment. Somewhere in the thread, there should be documentation of her mom's posts on a support website for families of people with eating disorders. It's truly terrible to read. There's no way to tell if psych is involved now, but Paige is in an assisted living situation. Before she moved in, she was in the hospital for more than a year straight due to her fucking with herself (oodles of sepsis, arms cast so she couldn't sabotage herself, the whole nine yards).
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I think my favorite part on her is that she munched herself to where she is, made her family miserable, and then posted 87 sadface pictures when her family went on vacation without her.

The absolute best is when she had a medical crisis during their vacation, which proved that she should have stayed home and they made the right call.
 
Kimchi4breakfast said:
I think my favorite part on her is that she munched herself to where she is, made her family miserable, and then posted 87 sadface pictures when her family went on vacation without her.

The absolute best is when she had a medical crisis during their vacation, which proved that she should have stayed home and they made the right call.
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The ‘double tube, I can’t believe they actually left me’ was the fucking best
 
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Kimchi4breakfast said:
I think my favorite part on her is that she munched herself to where she is, made her family miserable, and then posted 87 sadface pictures when her family went on vacation without her.

The absolute best is when she had a medical crisis during their vacation, which proved that she should have stayed home and they made the right call.
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I like the part where she had just gotten approved for an NJ tube and realized she couldn’t purge through it, so she confessed she had been lying and it was just her eating disorder, but her mom was so invested in the GP lie that she thought Paige was just having cold feet about the procedure.
 
Kate Farms Shill said:
I like the part where she had just gotten approved for an NJ tube and realized she couldn’t purge through it, so she confessed she had been lying and it was just her eating disorder, but her mom was so invested in the GP lie that she thought Paige was just having cold feet about the procedure.
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I've read through Paige's parts but I don't remember this, can I please have a link?
 
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