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Welcome, President Rodrigo​

Pop star Olivia Rodrigo hit up the White House in an effort to boost teen covid-19 vaccination rates.​

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Olivia Rodrigo has graced the White House with her zoomer presence.

The actor and pop star behind “Driver’s License” and “Good 4 u” is meeting with President Biden and Dr. Fauci on Wednesday in an effort to boost covid-19 youth vaccination rates. She will also record videos answering questions young Americans have about getting vaccinated.
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When this collaboration was announced Tuesday, Jezebel contacted the White House and asked if Biden or Fauci learned the lyrics to her hit song “Driver’s License” in preparation for the meeting. While their response skirted around that question and instead directed us to a press release, we got our answer during Wednesday’s White House press briefing: No, but Press Secretary Jen Psaki did.

While introducing Rodrigo to the White House press corps, Psaki said, “[Olivia] traversed red lights and stop times to see us. If you know her music, you’ll get that dad joke there.”

Rodrigo’s cameo was brief, but she offered the following remarks emphasizing the importance of covid-19 vaccines:

First, I want to say I’m beyond honored and humbled to be here today to help spread the message about youth vaccination. I’m in awe of the work President Biden and Dr. Fauci have done and was happy to help lend my support to this important initiative. It’s important to have conversations with friends and family members encouraging all communities to get vaccinated and actually get to a vaccination site, which you can do more easily than ever before given how many sites we have and how easy it is to find them at vaccines.gov. Thank you, Jen, for having me today. And thank you all for helping share this important message, it’s so appreciated. Thank you.
This is all part of the Biden administration’s larger vaccination effort. President Biden’s goal of getting 70 percent of American adults at least partially vaccinated by July 4 fell slightly short, and the number of adults getting vaccinated is slowing tremendously. But now that teens are eligible for the vaccine, the White House hopes that some clever public service announcements and collaborations with Rodrigo, TikTok influencers, and others, will boost total vaccination counts and thwart the spread of covid-19 variants.

We’ll update this post as soon as more content comes from Rodrigo ft. Biden and Fauci. But for now, let’s at least admire her White House fit. Rodrigo wore a pink plaid suit skirt set with a pair of white heeled platforms.
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As Jezebel editor Kelly Faircloth noted, it’s very zoomer Elle Woods.
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But seriously, get a load of this heel.
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My favorite detail, however: The sharp square-shaped toe.
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Anyway, if Rodrigo needs any suggestions as to how to make her songs vax-friendly, she can hit me up. What about this: “Good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me, because I didn’t get the vax.” Is this anything?
 
She looks a little too old and not rich enough to influence Joe and she does not have a dick so Kamala is unimpressed.
 
But now that teens are eligible for the vaccine, the White House hopes that some clever public service announcements and collaborations with Rodrigo, TikTok influencers, and others, will boost total vaccination counts and thwart the spread of covid-19 variants.
Can’t teenagers tell they’re being advertised to, or am I vastly overestimating the intelligence of zoomers?
 
Can’t teenagers tell they’re being advertised to, or am I vastly overestimating the intelligence of zoomers?
One of the worst things about the zoomers is a certain misplaced earnestness. They don't even have that gen X jadedness or whatever the fuck it is that the millennial have.
 
So, they got a nobody for this. Doesn't really seem like much of an attempt. Even being in an older Disney show doesn't mean much, especially considering it's high school musical.
 
So, they got a nobody for this. Doesn't really seem like much of an attempt. Even being in an older Disney show doesn't mean much, especially considering it's high school musical.
Worse, it's whatever new shit on Disney+ High School Musical. She doesn't even have that going for her.

That said, what happened to the myocarditis fears regarding these vaccines? If I remember right basically anyone under 25 was at risk with the shot. Shouldn't the White House be considering this as a factor?
 
Worse, it's whatever new shit on Disney+ High School Musical. She doesn't even have that going for her.

That said, what happened to the myocarditis fears regarding these vaccines? If I remember right basically anyone under 25 was at risk with the shot. Shouldn't the White House be considering this as a factor?
I didn't even realise all it's saying she's been in is that shitpiece that spawned Jake Paul or Logan (like there's much of a difference) and the series based off of an already bad source material. Show's been out for less than two years. What fame does she actually have? A social media following or something?

Fat chance on the white house caring about vaccine side effects, anyways.
 
Those fucking shoes.

also, @Shiversblood
Even more disturbing is the author’s obsessing over them like he’s got some footwear fetish:
We’ll update this post as soon as more content comes from Rodrigo ft. Biden and Fauci. But for now, let’s at least admire her White House fit. Rodrigo wore a pink plaid suit skirt set with a pair of white heeled platforms.
58F563E9-F5C9-4B87-B151-581A9BE443F0.jpeg
As Jezebel editor Kelly Faircloth noted, it’s very zoomer Elle Woods.
F9372C61-8A99-446A-A343-10ED5972AD6C.jpeg
But seriously, get a load of this heel.
4AB47C6C-C001-4668-9C3B-C4629ADDABAB.jpeg
My favorite detail, however: The sharp square-shaped toe.
3277A00C-2C61-4E2B-856C-BA1CCE384676.jpeg
 
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