💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

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FWIW, she's already lost about 4k followers since her first reddit freak-outs. The two options are that either four thousand people have unfollowed her in three weeks due to her insanity, or she's personally gone in and removed four thousand accounts in three weeks for being "superfans".

Neither is a great look. Now that she's no longer allowed on MS, I'm really fucking hoping she stays on here, bc this nutjob is too good to be ignored

Since MS got nuked, I was gonna edit with an archived link. wasn't able to (forgive my newfaggotry) so here it is instead. five thousand followers lost in one month and one day, well done allison

 

[STOP_IT_$]

If it's something that hasn't been posted here yet, can you post it?


In her most recent blog post (archived in the OP), she claimed she's had swollen lymph nodes since 2019. Sure, Allison, sure.

I’ve never posted screenshots or pics on here, but the next time I come across new content worth posting, I will just figure it out! I lurked quietly for several months before I felt like I had enough time under my belt to actually engage in conversations, so I’m slowly getting my bearings down.

She probably just had a fuckin ear infection or something that stretched a node and now she’s super ott thinking it’s “still swollen”

edit: dunno why I tagged someone else woops

Have you seen her cosplaying a retard yet?
when she goes into “anaphylactic shock” from MCAS and slurs her words? It’s usually when she has to be admitted for her super “dangerous” iron infusions.
she has the most punchable face I’ve ever encountered. Thankfully I’d never want any part of my body touching hers...

Guys, I think we should stop snarking on her. She’s clearly wasting away. She used to have strong legs and now in 2021 she can barely stand without a mobility aid.. Someone get her a second opinion with another oncologist, the first 10 explorations to find cancer were clearly wrong.

I mean, look at how weak she looks. My god, her POTS symptoms and deconditioning are so, so bad right now.

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And her hip is clearly causing her agony and limiting her range of motion out of fear of causing further damage. I’m so grateful for the doctors who repaired it. I hope the second surgery comes soon.

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I just really wish we could help this woman regain her strength and health, again. It’s such a tragic, heartbreaking story.

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She doesn’t need a doctor, she needs an exorcist. She’s beyond crazy. This bitch literally has a demon inside her. It’s the only explanation. I haven’t seen this kind of crazy from a munch... ever.

 

[Catmannjew]

She doesn’t need a doctor, she needs an exorcist. She’s beyond crazy. This bitch literally has a demon inside her. It’s the only explanation. I haven’t seen this kind of crazy from a munch... ever.

She needs a doctor, however not the kind she is shopping for, she is crazy and it is simple as that. Not An exorcist, jesus. She is fairly tame as far as munchers go.
Multi quote is an option when posting as well, in case you missed that.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

I haven’t seen this kind of crazy from a munch... ever.

I take it you haven't been introduced to Kelly or Jaquie yet then? Kelly had her legs amputated and Jaquie literally died due to munching. Allison is crazy but she's not that crazy...yet...

 

[Bakred Lemon]

I take it you haven't been introduced to Kelly or Jaquie yet then? Kelly had her legs amputated and Jaquie literally died due to munching. Allison is crazy but she's not that crazy...yet...

She’s too narcissistic to self-harm on a Kelly level. All of her ”illnesses” benefit her: weight loss, hypermobility, POTS so she can sit when she wants to, cyclical vomiting syndrome so she can pass on food around others socially, EDS/Fibro so she can have pain-control and excuses not to do anything strenuous (that she doesn’t want to.) Pelvic congestion, but she jumped to mentioning a hysterectomy quickly, so it sounds like she’s not a kid person. Hip surgery, but in the summer and after she works up her fitness routine so that she can be strong for surgery and heal with perfect scars.

Allison’s whole gimmick is wild to me because she admits that the doctors only hint at what her problems may be when she goes and complains about something (everything) in her body. And then she hits up Google and researches it, adds it to her diagnosis list of how ”sick” she is, and when she doesn’t score the official diagnoses, she either straight up lies about it or claims it anyway and talks about how the doctor is stupid or wrong or dismissing her for “trauma” and drug use.

To her, it is always the most serious potential diagnosis, and never attributed to her mental illness or previous drug history. And she always jumps to cancer-baiting.

I don’t pay much attention to the munchie community, but apparently you can join it and attempt to become an “influencer” and be deemed “chronically ill” and “valid” without having anything wrong with you as long as you insist that you are sick despite doctor and testing evidence to the contrary.

@microcatmachine is very, very confident in her lying in order to attempt to gather diagnoses. She’s the type who, when she fails at getting doctors to agree with her through her Googling, she won’t smear shit into wounds, she’ll open up her Instagram account with the invitation of “Oh, my X is hurting today and I’m so nervous, what symptoms do you have?” Or, “What symptoms of (most recently desired diagnosis she wants) affected your daily life the most? Let me share with our followers so we can celebrate our strength together!” And then she’ll steal those symptoms and self-report them to doctors to try to clinch the diagnosis.

She’s crazy in a Jodi Arias way. Not a Kelly way. She’s boring as a munchie, but wild as a personality disordered crazy chick. If Tyler ever gets sick of crazy-person sex, he’s not getting out of that relationship without her trying a few suicide attempts, slashing his tires, screaming meltdowns and shitting on the carpet or dumping cement down the drains when they have to sell the house to split up.

 

[Protozoangod]

If Tyler ever gets sick of crazy-person sex, he’s not getting out of that relationship without her trying a few suicide attempts, slashing his tires, screaming meltdowns and shitting on the carpet or dumping cement down the drains when they have to sell the house to split up.

He’ll be lucky if she’s not the “burn down the house with him inside it” type.

 

[Dr. Celery MD]

She’s crazy in a Jodi Arias way.

YES! I've been trying to figure out who she reminds me of and I think you've hit the nail on the head.

If Tyler ever gets sick of crazy-person sex, he’s not getting out of that relationship without her trying a few suicide attempts

Agreed. I have a theory that her past attempts were to try and control whatever guy she was with at the time; I found some interesting things on the FB page of one of her ex's that I'll post when I have more time.

 

[Satanic Pussy]

I've got a little theory: maybe she's been wailing all about how her thinness is o so scawwy because boyfriend liked her better a bit more "voluptuous"* and she wants to pretend thinness isn't what she wants while also continuing to indulge in the disordered behavior that results in what she wants (thinness, or more specifically the male sexual attention and validation she gets from being thin).

Of course all the wailing and other Munchausen's behaviors bring their own forms of attention and validation too, so tl:dr this is all about getting what she wants while pretending she doesn't want it.

* GF was never "voluptuous" with "a big booty" or "thick thighs" and her saying so makes her fucked self-image even clearer.

Waiting with bated breath for this dish about her ex.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Have you seen her cosplaying a retard yet?
when she goes into “anaphylactic shock” from MCAS and slurs her words? It’s usually when she has to be admitted for her super “dangerous” iron infusions.
she has the most punchable face I’ve ever encountered. Thankfully I’d never want any part of my body touching hers...

for the sake of the accuracy of this thread, that’s not Allison. That’s chelton john.

 

[ZB927]

but she jumped to mentioning a hysterectomy quickly, so it sounds like she’s not a kid person.

Of course not! A kid would take too much attention and care away from our sooper speshul princess.

Which reminds me: when are we going to see the inevitable service dog/Disney addict arc? That's the next page in the munchie script, no?

Also, lol

 

[Munchie Monke]

She’s crazy in a Jodi Arias way. Not a Kelly way. She’s boring as a munchie, but wild as a personality disordered crazy chick. If Tyler ever gets sick of crazy-person sex, he’s not getting out of that relationship without her trying a few suicide attempts, slashing his tires, screaming meltdowns and shitting on the carpet or dumping cement down the drains when they have to sell the house to split up.

This. Except Jodi Arias was hotter. Not sure what Ty sees in ol’ Allison - her body is good but that face is tuff. Maybe it’s those hYpErMoBiLe joints? She looks pretty flexible. Or maybe he has a mobility aid kink. Def wouldn’t be worth it to stick my dick in crazy for so little return.

I mentioned in an earlier post that she would be the bitch who walks all around the house in broad daylight dousing everything with gasoline, lights it up, and pulls up a lawn chair. But she’d grab a handy seat on her rollator junior.

For poor Tyler’s sake let’s hope she wouldn’t go full Bobbitt.

I, too, am eagerly awaiting this new FB drop. I was doing a fun comparison of Allison to actual Marfan’s patients but I will wait…
Instead here’s the latest from her IG. More of this disabled and proud shit while pretending it’s not an excuse to body check. Wonder how many spoons this pose cost her.

And, look, she can dance with one leg just 2 weeks after hip surgery. Pretty fast recovery for someone with so many health issues. Did she use the #depressionawareness tag before? Seems new.

Also, the Tampax placement pairs quite well with the #endometriosis tag.

Edited for mobile faggotry.

 

[Moby Dork]

She’s crazy in a Jodi Arias way. Not a Kelly way. She’s boring as a munchie, but wild as a personality disordered crazy chick. If Tyler ever gets sick of crazy-person sex, he’s not getting out of that relationship without her trying a few suicide attempts, slashing his tires, screaming meltdowns and shitting on the carpet or dumping cement down the drains when they have to sell the house to split up.

Bingo. She's the crazy stalker type who'll hack all his shit, send threatening emails to any woman he looks at, and crawl through the doggie door to bake cookies when he's not home. He'll never escape unscathed.

I almost feel sorry for him. Almost. She even looks bat shit though, and every man with half a brain knows not to stick their dick in crazy. That idiot bought a house with crazy, so this definitely won't end well. She'll go scorched earth on his ass, no doubt about it.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Not sure what Ty sees in ol’ Allison - her body is good but that face is tuff.

Her weird long but wide proportions ruin it for me, and the lower rib cage that sticks out further than her chest. She has decent legs, but I just couldn’t get over a face like that. Probably why she knows she has to stay fit, to be honest. She doesn’t have a lot going for her.

I’m surprised someone like this wants to be famous. She’s a bit below average in so many ways, from what she achieves to how she looks, and her ridiculous dances. Her family must have really talked her up as a kid and given her a confused, over-inflated sense of self.

In order for her complete averageness to feel above-average, she had to search out a community of disabled people to feel like a superior performer who is “intelligent.” In her play-acting, she doesn’t seem to realize that many disabled people are incredibly intelligent, accomplished, and physically capable due to perseverance and dedication that she has a compete lack of. Her parents handed her a future and paid for private education, and she threw it away for lols flunking out and throwing personality fits and having meltdowns half her life. I get the feeling her entrance into the spoonie community and her feeling like she “found her place” in their company is because she feels most of the community is less-than her. Like insecure OK looking women who surround themselves with unattractive girls because they are insecure, and then feel like queen bee. She’s that, only not attractive, and believes people who are genuinely ill or disabled are less than her.

Now she’s an entry level secretary trying to “advocate” for people she thinks she leads, when she, not them as she seems to think, is the one who is less-than.

 

[Deleviania]

Her weird long but wide proportions ruin it for me, and the lower rib cage that sticks out further than her chest. She has decent legs, but I just couldn’t get over a face like that.

She tries to play taller than she is (like, 5’8”) in order to confirm at least the Marfan syndrome she so desperately wants. Let’s even ignore that, & look at her fucking ridiculous door frame (why is it always in the door frame?) dances & Pilates moves. She’s not sick, she’s a dumb cunt. She’s a bored, attention seeking, twunt. I, and others, can pull her own videos to make an example of her bullshit.

 

[Bakred Lemon]

I, and others, can pull her own videos to make an example of her bullshit.

Can you find and post the video where her “dance” includes her jumping up on the frame of the door and clinging the top part of the wall with just her legs?

That video deserves to be preserved.

 

[Satanic Pussy]

Can you find and post the video where her “dance” includes her jumping up on the frame of the door and clinging the top part of the wall with just her legs?

That video deserves to be preserved.

Just like the Anna Johnson thread has brave farmers who re-create the cow's appalling "recipes" in order to report back to the rest of us, I decided to get in my kitchen doorway earlier and try to walk up the wall like that.

For background, I've never done Denise Austin level pilates, but have been to a little bit of p/t*.

Got as far as bracing one leg against the door frame and my pelvis is still sore all this time later -- although to be fair I'm going to use that as a stretch in the future. Just that much is also a very taxing stretch on your lower abdominals. To do what she did is another level and I have to give her props for that. Too bad she is awful and a liar.

* medfag tl;dr: ejected from a moving vehicle at some speed about 15 years ago, sacrum/coccyx broke my fall and I continued to slide a little bit.

Edited for autism (hit post too early)

 

[Bakred Lemon]

Allison @microcatmachine reading this thread, like:

 

[Better let me go! Boop.]

the lower rib cage that sticks out further than her chest

She needs to go see the doctor that Elle McPherson saw to get those lower ribs removed.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Can you find and post the video where her “dance” includes her jumping up on the frame of the door and clinging the top part of the wall with just her legs?

That video deserves to be preserved.

I’m sorry I don’t have the video, but this screenshot is still pretty telling.

 

[Munchie Monke]

She needs to go see the doctor that Elle McPherson saw to get those lower ribs removed.

But how will she body check while looking hawt in a zebra warrior crop top that shows off her terrible scars?!?

Speaking of, recall where she talks about all of her “scars” and stretch-marks. Specifically she mentions atrophic scars all over her legs.

Above are some examples of atrophic scarring in diagnosed EDS patients. Stretch-marks are likewise dramatic in cases of EDS.

Compare to Allison below. This crazy loves to show off her super long legs. No evidence of scars or stretch-marks.

The blotchiness in the first pic looks more like hot water bottle rash than it does stretch marks. It seems to fluctuate by picture.