💥 Trainwreck Allison Vivian Tennyson / Allison Tennyson / microcatmachine / The Domestic Truth / avtennyson / Unicorn Applesauce - Batshit crazy "chronic illness influencer", dances like a methed up giraffe for advocacy, pretended to have cancer on Twitter

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What will Allison's next munch saga be?

  • Hysterectomy

    Votes: 11 8.9%

  • Surgery on her other hip

    Votes: 20 16.3%

  • Morgellon's

    Votes: 6 4.9%

  • Chronic Lyme

    Votes: 21 17.1%

  • It doesn't matter, she's going to be bad at it regardless

    Votes: 65 52.8%
  • Total voters
    123
  • Poll closed .
I was looking back through her instagram and noticed that she also claims, besides the "fever of 102 degrees" every day, that she has constantly swollen lymph nodes:

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Obviously her attempts at a lymphoma diagnosis have failed, but I'm surprised she still doesn't add lymphadenopathy to her list, and that she hasn't pursued a diagnosis of Kikuchi's disease.

Also, if her lymph nodes were that swollen, you'd be able to tell in her photos - especially since she likes to show so much of herself off. However, cervical lymph node swelling would also make her face look fat, and for someone who loves to body check that might as well be hell on earth.

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STOP_IT_$ said:
Her latest post is GOLD. It’s all about self advocacy, and she’s wearing a zebra shirt for the very trendy zebra illness she was told she doesn’t have.
I guess in crazy pants world, if you wear the shirt, you are the disease. And no one worry, even though she’s wearing a shirt, she still hasn’t found her pants. She’s still trying to get ass pats for the near death weight loss she’s so worried about. Everything about her screams “raging personality disorder and eating disorder” except her words that can do easily be lies. She must have no clue, or be so stupid to not see how her social media actually reads. I bet her boyfriend loves having a mentally ill, half naked girlfriend running crazy on social media.
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If it's something that hasn't been posted here yet, can you post it?

Screaming into the void. said:
I was looking back through her instagram and noticed that she also claims, besides the "fever of 102 degrees" every day, that she has constantly swollen lymph nodes:

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Obviously her attempts at a lymphoma diagnosis have failed, but I'm surprised she still doesn't add lymphadenopathy to her list, and that she hasn't pursued a diagnosis of Kikuchi's disease.

Also, if her lymph nodes were that swollen, you'd be able to tell in her photos - especially since she likes to show so much of herself off. However, cervical lymph node swelling would also make her face look fat, and for someone who loves to body check that might as well be hell on earth.

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In her most recent blog post (archived in the OP), she claimed she's had swollen lymph nodes since 2019. Sure, Allison, sure.
 
Dr. Celery MD said:
In her most recent blog post (archived in the OP), she claimed she's had swollen lymph nodes since 2019. Sure, Allison, sure.
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Except like every other incidental finding, it wasn’t a problem that she ever, ever mentioned in the past until a doctor palpated her neck and thought he noticed it.

Then, it was “I’ve had swollen lymph nodes since 2019.” Pretty much the same as her nutcracker syndrome finding, where she saw the “may be indicitive of nutcracker syndrome“ and jumped at immediate surgery. And, hip surgery despite a doctor rejecting her as a patient and her clearly having full range of motion in the hips and no physical hesitation to use her body in ways that would cause extreme pain if she were experiencing the symptoms she claimed.

She desperately wants something, anything, to be wrong with her other than that she’s a personality disordered sober addict (well, was a sober addict) who can’t handle her own mood swings when forced to live the dry life.

She’s a complete joke reporting that almost every illness she suspects and self-diagnoses with, predictably advanced medical specialists confirm that those things are not wrong with her, but she still slaps the diagnosis on herself along with a cropped Etsy t-shirt to make it true.

#influencer #spoonieshirtstore
 
Bakred Lemon said:
Except like every other incidental finding, it wasn’t a problem that she ever, ever mentioned in the past until a doctor palpated her neck and thought he noticed it.

Then, it was “I’ve had swollen lymph nodes since 2019.” Pretty much the same as her nutcracker syndrome finding, where she saw the “may be indicitive of nutcracker syndrome“ and jumped at immediate surgery. And, hip surgery despite a doctor rejecting her as a patient and her clearly having full range of motion in the hips and no physical hesitation to use her body in ways that would cause extreme pain if she were experiencing the symptoms she claimed.

She desperately wants something, anything, to be wrong with her other than that she’s a personality disordered sober addict (well, was a sober addict) who can’t handle her own mood swings when forced to live the dry life.

She’s a complete joke reporting that almost every illness she suspects and self-diagnoses with, predictably advanced medical specialists confirm that those things are not wrong with her, but she still slaps the diagnosis on herself along with a cropped Etsy t-shirt to make it true.

#influencer #spoonieshirtstore
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The things that she doesn’t realize are a) swollen lymph nodes like she’s describing would absolutely be visible, and b) lymph nodes will sometimes stay enlarged after recovering from an illness (they won’t be painful but they’ll stay enlarged).
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Speaking of her Etsy awareness shirts, she's amassed at least 15 different shirts since January. Those fuckers are like $25 minimum.
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ETA: Well ladies and gentlemen, this thread is officially live.
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so are we taking bets if she tries to pull a Reddit here?
 
Congrats, Dr. Celery, on the sick thread!

I looked up the "always dizzy gang" shirt on Etsy. It's incredible how many POTS items there are on Etsy. Munchies be crafting. She cropped the 25 USD shirt herself.

Null should be posting a mail call in the next few hours. Maybe there will be a change.org petition.
 
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Screaming into the void. said:
I was looking back through her instagram and noticed that she also claims, besides the "fever of 102 degrees" every day, that she has constantly swollen lymph nodes:

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Obviously her attempts at a lymphoma diagnosis have failed, but I'm surprised she still doesn't add lymphadenopathy to her list, and that she hasn't pursued a diagnosis of Kikuchi's disease.

Also, if her lymph nodes were that swollen, you'd be able to tell in her photos - especially since she likes to show so much of herself off. However, cervical lymph node swelling would also make her face look fat, and for someone who loves to body check that might as well be hell on earth.

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I’m no human scientist, but you’re going to feel like death at that level and probably won’t be interested in taking selfies and being a bitch online.

With that said, I can’t wait for a “boy who cried wolf” situation. When she finally contracts something i hope all the drs brush it off. (I know they can’t within reason but a person can hope).

The loose canon screws things up for literally everyone who needs help and for the drs who are hesitant to help someone because of shit people. What a cunt.
 
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I wonder how much brain damage she has from such a high, long fever.
 
Annie Adderall said:
She cropped the 25 USD shirt herself.
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Of course she did. How else would we know she was still wasting away with her super scary ”very thin” body that was so unfamiliar to her because she’s always been so voluptuous?

You know when someone is facing dramatic medical changes due to frightening cancer-like illness that morphs their body into something unfamiliar and scary to them and causes them emotional distress, they expose it as much as possible by cutting their shirts apart when they buy them, and wearing underwear.
 
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I wonder how much brain damage she has from such a high, long fever.
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Not enough, apparently. She can still manage to use Instagram.
Fresh New Nubs said:
We should make a poll on how long before she absolutely chimps the fuck out over this thread.
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I'm guessing not long. Chelsea and whoever else is in that r/spooniesfightback subreddit (archive) are watching over here and I would be surprised if they don't tip her off, if she doesn't find it on her own first.
 
Purple Bra said:
Not enough, apparently. She can still manage to use Instagram.

I'm guessing not long. Chelsea and whoever else is in that r/spooniesfightback subreddit (archive) are watching over here and I would be surprised if they don't tip her off, if she doesn't find it on her own first.
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Of course it would be the “theater kid” woman who drops on the ground and pretends to have a “stiff attack” on film and uploads it to cinematic music who would join forces with another liar.

There’s the difference between munchies and outright liars, folks.

These people hate their bullshit being documented because they know they are pathological idiots.
 
Dr. Celery MD said:
In her most recent blog post (archived in the OP), she claimed she's had swollen lymph nodes since 2019. Sure, Allison, sure.
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She probably just had a fuckin ear infection or something that stretched a node and now she’s super ott thinking it’s “still swollen”

edit: dunno why I tagged someone else woops
 
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Guys, I think we should stop snarking on her. She’s clearly wasting away. She used to have strong legs and now in 2021 she can barely stand without a mobility aid.. Someone get her a second opinion with another oncologist, the first 10 explorations to find cancer were clearly wrong.

I mean, look at how weak she looks. My god, her POTS symptoms and deconditioning are so, so bad right now.

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And her hip is clearly causing her agony and limiting her range of motion out of fear of causing further damage. I’m so grateful for the doctors who repaired it. I hope the second surgery comes soon.

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I just really wish we could help this woman regain her strength and health, again. It’s such a tragic, heartbreaking story.

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Bakred Lemon said:
Guys, I think we should stop snarking on her. She’s clearly wasting away. She used to have strong legs and now in 2021 she can barely stand without a mobility aid.. Someone get her a second opinion with another oncologist, the first 10 explorations to find cancer were clearly wrong.
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Omg, if you hadn't pointed out that those were LEGS, I would've sworn on a stack of DSM-5's that those were toothpicks crudely attached to a slight beanpole that was mimicking human skin tone!!!

Quick! Get her a wheelchair! She's so frail!
 
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