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Y'all, I read the Sara leaks twice when they came out last year. I've just read the first two Ariana leaks and the whole thing is a cluster-fuck-Déjà vu experience. I mean, 'Ariana' and 'Sara' even type the same; her entire scenario of a 'sick' relative and living in two places is literally a spin-off from Sara's story. Am I missing something here? Is Jon really this stupid and starved for human contact?
 
FutureMrsBecky said:
Y'all, I read the Sara leaks twice when they came out last year. I've just read the first two Ariana leaks and the whole thing is a cluster-fuck-Déjà vu experience. I mean, 'Ariana' and 'Sara' even type the same; her entire scenario of a 'sick' relative and living in two places is literally a spin-off from Sara's story. Am I missing something here? Is Jon really this stupid and starved for human contact?
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Meh. Sara was bland. I kinda like Ariana who is inventive, vengeful, insightful, and plays a great long game. I would not say no to an introduction. Hey Yaniv, how’s about you hook me up?
 
Patricia Highsmith said:
Meh. Sara was bland. I kinda like Ariana who is inventive, vengeful, insightful, and plays a great long game. I would not say no to an introduction. Hey Yaniv, how’s about you hook me up?
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I think Arianna is a finely aged Sara, who realized the disgusting farce that is Jon yaniv and has decided to take vengeance. It's a cool enough story
 
The Un-Clit said:
I can't do it.

I'm all out of cider AND rye.

I don't want to have to commit suicide by chewing my tongue to draw enough blood to drown in, so someone with a stronger un liquor-shielded constitution will have to do this.
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OK, I'll take one for the team...

Transcript of recording. Length: 4m24s
[*] indicates a bleeping noise, as of a digital camera shutter sound

JONATHAN YANIV: Mmmm baby, I just wanna fuck you. [*] I... ummm...I really want to eat you out. I'm like, so horny. I just wanna, like, [*] I just wanna be with you and... just... um... I just want to... [*] just experience you... and... yah! [girlish giggles]

Umm, [*] I love you, too. I love you so much. Like, I... like ever since you started talking to me, I had this feeling it was like "Oh, she's so perfect". I just know.

[break]

I'm just thinking about you. [giggle] No, I'm not using my [toilet?] right now, I'm just, just like, touching myself. [giggle]

And, ummm, yeah. Umm, I just want you in my [*] bed next to me... umm... yeah... You're just, like, so cute and such.

[break]

The only thing that's sexy is you. [giggle]

[break]

[*] Like, I don't want to make it sound like a lot but, umm...

[sound of bed springs]

[*] I'm the type of person that moves quickly on things. I move super, super, super quick, like, like with plans and everything. Like, I've never been in a relation before but, [*] umm, what I was going to say is, like, I honestly really see myself [*] being with you like, forever. Like I just wanna meet you, I just wanna see you so you so bad. I just wanna be with you, and, I dunno, like [*] maybe you can move in with me? Umm, I'd love that, a lot. Umm.

We [*] share a bed and have fun and I don't know, maybe I could even marry you, which is what I want, honestly.

[break]

[Rest of recording contains a lot of loud crinkling noises]

[inaudible]
so wet... Oh! [*] Oh, Arianna. Oh, Arianna! Oh yeah! Oh! [*] Eat me out!
Oh yeah baby! Oh yeah. Oh honey. [*] Oh. Work at that clit, work it! Harder! Mmmm yeah. [*]

Mmmmm baby. Oh. Oh. Be like, lick that up and down, [*] oh yeah.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

[break]

Mmmm, yeah, I just want you like, right next to me [inaudible]
I just, like, just, I don't know. It's like, so much fun. Oh. Just like, lock my legs [*] into yours, mmm... just bring you close, just like, feel your warmth against my skin. Oh, I [*] love you.

[break]

No honey, I love you more. I wish you were here with me right now. I really do, I love you.

[break]

This is how wet [inaudible]

[loud repetitive slapping noise.]
Oh! [*] Oh!
[slapping noise speeds up.]
OH! OH! OH! OH!

[*] Yeah!
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Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
 
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The Vicar said:
OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
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Thanks man, I'm too chicken to listen, especially as I'd have to pop in the earbuds, and I'm not comfortable with Yaniv being that close to my brain.

You've done a good thing, now go and have a nice lay down.
 
The Vicar said:
OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
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Jesus.
I see only two futures for Jonathan at this point, and both are a result of his pent up and never to be fulfilled hornyness.
1, join the 41%
2, prison for rape+murder
 
The Vicar said:
OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
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Don't pick your nose, that's disgusting.
 
pr3nt177 said:
Another round of leaked Arianna messages. https://meowmix.org/jessica-yaniv-simpson-and-arianna-superleak-4-sara-blood-and-pageants/

”I get into massive tampon attacks *panic”– “Omg autocorrect” (panic to tampon, really?)
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massive tampon attacks!.png
 
The Vicar said:
OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
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I'm proud of you, fam. If you ever come out Vancouver way, give me a poke. I owe you a bottle of the good stuff.

So what I can take from that transcription of godawfulness is that Yaniv derives most of his masturbation mental by-play from pornography rather then his own imagination. This I think comes from him being an obvious virgin as he has no real sexual experience at all to base his own words and actions on.

Also how screamingly pathetic it must be to try and get off when you have no hardware left to stimulate enough to get off with. While it's possible to orgasm with the power of the brain alone when stimulated enough without any physical manipulation of sex organs, it's fucking hard. I don't see JY ever having the discipline to find out how and work towards it, even though it's his only real option now.
 
The Un-Clit said:
This I think comes from him being an obvious virgin as he has no real sexual experience at all to base his own words and actions on.
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Pathetic. Now that he has turned himself into a eunic he it is physically impossible for him to be anything other than a virgin. Prior to this there was always the slim possibility he could have hit the gym, lost weight, learn how to properly socialize and be an adult and dress like one, then skirt off to some place that does not know him as well and reinvent himself as a real person. Or hell, even hire a prostitute.

I am guessing even the prostitutes wouldn't have him.

But those options are now all gone.
 
so sad....yaniv is way too gullible for their own good and still falls for the easiest catfishing scheme in the book xD

The Vicar said:
OK, I'll take one for the team...



Oh, now I'm off to ram an ice pick up my nose, and hope I puree whichever cluster of neurons is storing the memories of that recording.
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i owe you a big joint or a big dab to help you clear your mind. if you end up in new west let me know! you deserve it!
 
The Un-Clit said:
Also how screamingly pathetic it must be to try and get off when you have no hardware left to stimulate enough to get off with. While it's possible to orgasm with the power of the brain alone when stimulated enough without any physical manipulation of sex organs, it's fucking hard. I don't see JY ever having the discipline to find out how and work towards it, even though it's his only real option now.
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I might be wrong, but these leaks were from discussions in the february/march timeframe? When he still had a "clit".
Maybe the way he masturbates when the wound is still healing from surgery and filled with stiches also explains "why the clit fell off a few months later".
 
Cuckoman said:
I might be wrong, but these leaks were from discussions in the february/march timeframe? When he still had a "clit".
Maybe the way he masturbates when the wound is still healing from surgery and filled with stiches also explains "why the clit fell off a few months later".
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He was sticking fucking vibrators in his newly hacked and healing axe wound, instead of dilators. I’m amazed he didn’t perforate his colon.
 
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