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Norwegian Girl Got Bigger Boobs After COVID Vaccine But Expert Says It's Nothing to Worry About​

14:56 GMT 11.07.2021
by Aleksandra Serebriakova

After the ongoing mass anti-COVID vaccination programmes were rolled out across the world, several reports emerged about an unusual side-effect.

A 17-year-old girl from Oslo said she was in a “kind of crisis” after noticing a bizarre side-effect of the Pfizer shot she received a few weeks ago; her boobs got bigger.

Emma told fellow TikTokers that her bra size jumped up a notch and that as a result her breasts became pretty popular online.
According to local NRK broadcaster, which reported the news, she quickly learned that she was not alone – a lot of other women have apparently noticed a similar effect after taking the vaccine.
“When I saw that there were several on TikTok who had experienced the same thing, I searched for it online. Then I found a lot of articles from the USA,” she shared.
An expert told NRK that the side-effect may be connected to swollen lymph nodes – which are not an uncommon symptom of receiving the vaccine, which introduces an agent resembling a disease-causing microorganism to the body, triggering the production of antibodies.

“We have seen that some women have got larger and more visible lymph nodes on the side that the syringe has seen,” Heinrich Backmann, chief physician at the breast diagnostic centre at Nordland Hospital told the media.

He didn’t advise concerned women who have been vaccinated to book a mammogram straight away – instead he said they should wait four weeks after the jab or do it before being inoculated.

According to Steinar Madsen, medical director at the Norwegian Medicines Agency, his organisation hasn't received any reports of growing breasts in Norway, but confirms that it's probably a result of swollen lymph nodes:
“What may be the explanation is that when one is vaccinated, maybe 10 percent will get swollen lymph nodes in the armpit. It can push the breasts a little forward, and you can get the feeling that they have become bigger,” he said.
Swollen lymph nodes caused by the vaccination are not unique to Pfizer vaccine; America’s Centres for Disease Control and Prevention previously said that some 11 percent of patients report bigger boobs after their first Moderna shot.
 
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Does this look like the face of someone who would make up a story about boobs for clout y/n?
 
It sounds like total bullshit, but I actually believe it to a small extent; after getting the shots I experienced growing pains in my left breast and have definitely gained a bit of left boob mass. Got both shots in my left arm. No weird lumps or mega-cancer-aids, just a tiny growth spurt. Weird shit.
 
Or, you know, maybe at 17 you're still developing and the vaccine had nothing to do with it. Personally, I'm a small tits kind of guy myself. Just enough to cup with my hand is perfect. This doesn't make me support the vaccine at all, if anything it makes me even more anti wuflu shot.
 
Well I got the vaccine from the Vet.

My penis is now 12 inches.
My IQ rose to 250.
Now physically 20 in Bear years instead of 60.
I won the NJ state lotto for 10 million.
Made psychic contact with Bigfoot, Nessie, Pleiadians and Nature Fairies from the Hollow Earth.
 
If there was a vaccine that could enlarge the penis permanently, a bunch of men would probably take it.
Conversely, if the vaccine cost men any amount of cock shrinkage, we'd have Pfizer execs strung up on lampposts by the next day the news comes out.
 
This headline is unironically 100% internally consistent.

EDIT: But upon actually glancing at the article, it's kinda creepy that this is about a 17-year-old. Was hoping for 24 tbh.
 
Actually this kinda makes sense, if the swollen lymph nodes get misinpreted by young body as basically boobs being too small and body not having enough room for the nodes so it expands the boobs. basically it misinprets the vaccine caused lymph nodes swelling as i dont have enough room i need to grow. basically it misleads the body in thinking its natural process and body reacts with natural solution not realizing its temporary(this fucking word spelling sic)
 
Finally a side effect I can get behind...I could take a touch of bells palsy as well, cause let's face it I'm not going to looking up there, ammirite lads? Eh? :biggrin:
 
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