🍗 Deathfat Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Who is Skylan's biological father?

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Every post in this thread could legitimately receive a horrifying rating. I’ve mostly stopped bothering giving stickers for that reason. I am as anti-authoritarian as you can get, but even I would be fine with these people’s entire neighborhoods being Nagasaki’d. Sterilize their children at birth while you’re at it.
 
Anyone that Sammie claims to be in a relationship with instantly gets promoted to baby daddy. Because she has had kids.
 
Compulsory Games said:
Iirc the helmet was for plagiocephaly - basically a flat spot. Plagiocephaly can be caused by a lot of things, but it's usually due to leaving a baby in one position for hours and never doing tummy time or holding them or anything.
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Ben had hydrocephalus. I believe they put a shunt in, and the helmet was to correct the lumpy water head. For all of Mama Busharts faults as a parent, Ben and Lucy were both very needy medically, and she took care of all of that really well.
 
This girl is still freaking out on Sammies page lmfao and threatening to beat her. Hopefully if she beats sammies ass its filmed.
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PatrickHateman said:
The supporting cast of the Sammieverse really makes this the best thread on the farms
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The orbiters usually make threads all the more entertaining to me as well. I hope they dont try to pull that "containment thread" bullshit here like they did with chantals thread. Removing the hayders and orbiters really kills a thread for me.
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
The orbiters usually make threads all the more entertaining to me as well. I hope they dont try to pull that "containment thread" bullshit here like they did with chantals thread. Removing the hayders and orbiters really kills a thread for me.
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Same they are involved with eachother so it makes sense.
 
Mary Tyler Meltdown said:
The orbiters usually make threads all the more entertaining to me as well. I hope they dont try to pull that "containment thread" bullshit here like they did with chantals thread. Removing the hayders and orbiters really kills a thread for me.
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Sammie isn't important enough to warrant a containment thread. Thank God because I can barely follow any of the Lolcow Cults on here.
 
Let's see if I can recap this: She's already pregnant, threatening to beat a hoe, and saying that she and her babby daddy fight but are trying to work it out for the babby. And all in the span of what, 4 days?

"We're going to have to go right to... ludicrous speed!"
 
Yeah I have no idea who tf is the "baby daddy" in this. Is it the ex who broke up with her last month, or this dude shes been with for 2 days? Lol. Youd think after 2 kids she would understand pregnancy better.

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My favorite part is how all of Sammies friends are politely refusing to acknowledge the fake pregnancy. Even the ones that seem like newcomers to this trainwreck have apparently been informed.
 
In my worst imagination, I couldn't come up with the absolute bottom-tier filth that these skanky bitches talk about.

Whatever that diatribe was about "he be eatin' my period blood and don't be brushin' his teef" or whatever ignorant trash that bitch was posting...that shit is so vile.

These people are just human waste in a social cesspool breeding disease and vermin, and it will only get worse over time, and those kids are going to be just like their parents, multiplied exponentially.

You know, I must have led a fairly sheltered life because ever since I started reading the Farms I have been so shocked and horrified at the fact that all these people are real (not just on this thread, I'm talking about ALL the cows now) and appear to be having a real affect on the world.

God help us all.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
My favorite part is how all of Sammies friends are politely refusing to acknowledge the fake pregnancy. Even the ones that seem like newcomers to this trainwreck have apparently been informed.
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Yeah I'm a bit nervous some random people keep posting on her stuff I hope she doesnt private her accounts
 
Sammies#1Fan said:
Let's see if I can recap this: She's already pregnant, threatening to beat a hoe, and saying that she and her babby daddy fight but are trying to work it out for the babby. And all in the span of what, 4 days?

"We're going to have to go right to... ludicrous speed!"
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Soap opera relationship-speed.
But basically there's no relationship just a NOTW as you all call them and his latest pump and dump. She'll drag out this fake pregnancy and suddenly lose it, but WAIT, there's more! According to her she once was early pregnant and miscarried a previous pregnancy at the same time. She must be a miracle of science.
 
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