🎨 Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Phil Ken Sebben]

@Phil Ken Sebben What I've stated about how I gained weight over the last four years is 100% fact. I mentioned to my doctor who prescribes my medication (who knows perfectly well how thin I used to be as he's known me since I was 20 and he remembers a few years before I started gaining the extra weight that I even mentioned to him I was a little concerned I might be getting too thin) and he confirmed this to be the case with it. There are at least a number of medications, as he said, that will do that. And I can't remember off the top of my head how much I weighed just before what got started four years ago but I'm sure I weighed around 120 to 130 pounds. And I do have at least one picture at hand of when I was 18 that shows how thin I used to be. I'd scan it and show it to you but I know for a fact that you won't apologize to me and instead will just focus on what you see me doing in the picture and make fun of me endlessly for it and the thing I'm doing in it contains both good and bad memories for me at once so I won't show it to you.

So in other words it's just, "wah you're being a meanie pants and while I could prove it to you I won't because you're a meanie pants!"

And all this means to me is you're lying through your dentures and could prove it if you truly had the evidence but won't because there's no way in hell you were 120 pounds 4 years ago. Do you know how I know? This is you two years ago.

And this is you now.

There's almost no difference between these two. So either you gained a whole other you in TWO years and then it suddenly slowed down to a crawl or you're just being generous with the truth. I've seen it before, people who fool themselves into thinking they don't eat as much as they do. I remember one guy on one of those fat shows where he claimed he only ate 2000 calories a day. Until they prepared everything he eats in a day and it was closer to 20,000 calories. Then he sat down and ate it all. Or somebody who thinks they're thin when in reality they're just the thinnest person they know and everybody else is fatter than they are.

You're not fooling anybody Cynthia. You're fat because you eat too much. And the Wogglebug doesn't love you. He loves his gay frog boyfriend, now husband, and they not only got married but he converted to Christianity as well.

 

[WogglebugLover]

@Phil Ken Sebben No, I do not eat too much. I've never typically eaten more than three meals a day. And I actually usually eat one or two meals a day. And I know at least that at the time I moved into my own apartment eight years ago I was as skinny as I said I used to be. I was also put on other medications during the four years before I went to the hospital, and one called Abilify which raises cholesterol and made me gain a little extra weight. But it wasn't until after I was on Lexipro that both increased my appetite for one month and had terrible lasting side effects on my metabolism that I gained even more weight than I could keep track of.

And the Wogglebug and Frogman are not a gay couple. They are just good friends and colleagues who are both atheists and always will be.

And, @Colonel Gaddafi the Wogglebug is not a horrifying, disgusting, or arrogant projection of me or anything. And I really am as I speak achieving my goals for him to be beloved.

 

[Picklechu]

He loves his gay frog boyfriend, now husband, and they not only got married but he converted to Christianity as well.

The wedding was beautiful. Scarecrow and Tin Man were the maid of honor and best man, the decor was "rustic basic white girl" (all furnished from Target, where Wogglebug works), and there was a cake shaped like a dead ninja that Wogglebug baked himself with his fire breath.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

The wedding was beautiful. Scarecrow and Tin Man were the maid of honor and best man, the decor was "rustic basic white girl" (all furnished from Target, where Wogglebug works), and there was a cake shaped like a dead ninja that Wogglebug baked himself with his fire breath.

Don't you remember how the Fairy Queen and professor Knowitall got drunk and started... acting indecently in front of everybody? That was rather awkward.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

And, @Colonel Gaddafi the Wogglebug is not a horrifying, disgusting, or arrogant projection of me or anything. And I really am as I speak achieving my goals for him to be beloved.

The Wogglebug espouses your views based on religion and when he says things like ‘Ozma is a royal brrrrat’, it sounds an awful lot like what Cynthia would say regarding someone who disagrees with her. It’s bad character building, fictional characters, (children’s or otherwise) need flaws, challenges, otherwise they come across as Mary-Sue’s. Wish fulfillment fantasies of their creators. Does the Wogglebug have flaws, or is he perfect? If so why? What about him deserves to be beloved?

I hope you do achieve your dreams Cynthia, but to do so you’re going to have to listen to advice and humble yourself. I know that’s hard with the ‘tism, but people here genuinely mean you well, even if you can’t understand banter.

EDIT: Also do you mind sharing why you’ve been on so many psychotropics? There’s no shame in it, we’re you depressed?

 

[PTNR 2.0]

There's no such thing as an "FDA approved diet pill". What you get will do one of three things.

She's likely referring to orlistat. It is typically an rX drug for severely obese people, but can be bought over the counter in a reduced strength version called Alli for normies who want to lose weight, which I assume is what she is referring to, due to her mentioning someone else getting it for her. It works by blocking the enzyme (lipase) that metabolizes fat and can lead to a moderate boost in weight loss for those that also follow a calorie-restricted diet and moderate exercise. Typically, over a year, people lose something like 8-10 more pounds with Alli than without.

The problems with orlistat though are:

1) In Cynthia's case, her sedentary, and likely carb-rich (vis a vis the junk food and soda she likely eats) mean that she won't see much effect from it. This is meant as an adjunct to a standard weight loss regimen for people who have fat-rich diets, as blocking fat absorption helps create a calorie deficit.

2) Blocking lipase (the enzyme responsible for breaking down fat) also means that she will not absorb fat soluble vitamins (A, D, E and K), as those bind to fat and if she isn't absorbing fat normally, she won't absorb them either, which can lead to all sorts extremely awful health problems. On orlistat, you have to be very careful and consistent about taking a lot of supplementary ADEK.

3) It's expensive. A month's supply of Alli can cost upwards of 80 bucks.

4) It can cause liver dysfunction.

5) Most hilariously/horrifically for us, that unabsorbed fat has to go somewhere. And it does: you literally shit it out. People on orlistat are basically giving themselves intentional GI malabsorption -- the likes seen in people with severe pancreas problems, Cystic Fibrosis, etc. -- and the fat they don't absorb comes out in their stools as disgusting oil slicks of rancid, putrid, undigested fat that has just spent the last day or two marinating in a 98.6 degree tube full of bacteria. Worse, it can be hard for people with malabsorption to control when this rancid fat leaks out of their poop chute, and in some people, it just sorta dribbles out constantly. And farting? Forget it. That gas you feel is likely 4-5 mL of fat just waiting to be ejected.

Leave it to Cynthia to even do a weight loss attempt in the grossest, most autistic way possible.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

And once again Kiwis are giving Cynthia good advice, this time regarding diet and weight loss. And once again Cynthia will ignore it all, do her own thing and fail miserably.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

She could eat one meal a day but considering her type of personality it would still be entirely processed tv dinner-level stuff.

And there couldnt have been that much of appearance change recently as her modeling services have been used as far back as 1991, when Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark 3 came out:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

She's likely referring to orlistat. It is typically an rX drug for severely obese people, but can be bought over the counter in a reduced strength version called Alli for normies who want to lose weight, which I assume is what she is referring to, due to her mentioning someone else getting it for her. It works by blocking the enzyme (lipase) that metabolizes fat and can lead to a moderate boost in weight loss for those that also follow a calorie-restricted diet and moderate exercise. Typically, over a year, people lose something like 8-10 more pounds with Alli than without.

The problems with orlistat though are:

1) In Cynthia's case, her sedentary, and likely carb-rich (vis a vis the junk food and soda she likely eats) mean that she won't see much effect from it. This is meant as an adjunct to a standard weight loss regimen for people who have fat-rich diets, as blocking fat absorption helps create a calorie deficit.

2) Blocking lipase (the enzyme responsible for breaking down fat) also means that she will not absorb fat soluble vitamins (A, D, E and K), as those bind to fat and if she isn't absorbing fat normally, she won't absorb them either, which can lead to all sorts extremely awful health problems. On orlistat, you have to be very careful and consistent about taking a lot of supplementary ADEK.

3) It's expensive. A month's supply of Alli can cost upwards of 80 bucks.

4) It can cause liver dysfunction.

5) Most hilariously/horrifically for us, that unabsorbed fat has to go somewhere. And it does: you literally shit it out. People on orlistat are basically giving themselves intentional GI malabsorption -- the likes seen in people with severe pancreas problems, Cystic Fibrosis, etc. -- and the fat they don't absorb comes out in their stools as disgusting oil slicks of rancid, putrid, undigested fat that has just spent the last day or two marinating in a 98.6 degree tube full of bacteria. Worse, it can be hard for people with malabsorption to control when this rancid fat leaks out of their poop chute, and in some people, it just sorta dribbles out constantly. And farting? Forget it. That gas you feel is likely 4-5 mL of fat just waiting to be ejected.

Leave it to Cynthia to even do a weight loss attempt in the grossest, most autistic way possible.

Oh that sounds horrible. The things some people will put up with to lose weight when they don't have the willpower to put down the Doritos and actually get off their corpulent ass to exercise.

Besides while Lexapro can, in some cases, increase your appetite in most cases it's because the person is self-medicating with food. This is usually a short lived phase including the occasional people with weight loss but most people get over this as their bodies and minds adjust to the serotonin change. Cynthia just lazy and the fact that the weight gain effects of Lexapro are increased especially if you're sedentary or eat a diet high in carbs and processed foods. And we all know that's the cornerstone of Cynthia's diet.

The wedding was beautiful. Scarecrow and Tin Man were the maid of honor and best man, the decor was "rustic basic white girl" (all furnished from Target, where Wogglebug works), and there was a cake shaped like a dead ninja that Wogglebug baked himself with his fire breath.

Wasn't it though? Woggie looked so happy dressed in that white dress while Froggy looked dapper as hell in his tuxedo. We all know who's the pitcher and who's the catcher in that relationship don't we?

No, I do not eat too much.

Yes. You do. Lexapro doesn't turn you into a fatty. All that adipose tissue doesn't magically start appearing when you start taking drugs. It's because your appetite increased and you started snacking. You might not even be aware that you're eating or how much you're eating but pills don't make you fat. It's lack of exercise and eating too much processed food high in calories and fat that make you fat.

I've never typically eaten more than three meals a day.

And? If they're big meals or they're packed full of carbs and fat then you're going to gain weight. It's really simple. Calories in - calories out. If you eat 2000 calories a day and burn 2000 calories your weight will remain the same regardless if you're on Lexapro or not. If make a caloric deficit of 250 calories a day, like two slices of bread, you can lose half a pound of fat a week. Also you mean to tell me you don't snack during the day? You never drink juice, soda or anything else containing calories? They all count and they add up.

And I actually usually eat one or two meals a day.

That's actually really bad for you because you're screwing up your metabolism even more. If you weren't fat to begin with, you're going to be fat now. The easiest way not to gain weight is to actually eat more but smaller meals a day. I'm sure you've heard of the "5 meals a day" plan? Instead of having a big breakfast, lunch and dinner, you reduce what you eat in every meal and spread it out throughout the day. Keeping fuel in your tank at all times means your body will never feel like it needs to hoard calories.

And I know at least that at the time I moved into my own apartment eight years ago I was as skinny as I said I used to be. I was also put on other medications during the four years before I went to the hospital, and one called Abilify which raises cholesterol and made me gain a little extra weight. But it wasn't until after I was on Lexipro that both increased my appetite for one month and had terrible lasting side effects on my metabolism that I gained even more weight than I could keep track of.

Aaaand I call bullshit. A bit of weight gain makes sense. Doubling your weight in only 2 years and keeping it more or less steady since then, as your videos show, means you're either lying about that or you're mistaken as to how much you actually weighed back then. I could go either way on this.

And the Wogglebug and Frogman are not a gay couple. They are just good friends and colleagues who are both atheists and always will be.

Sorry but you don't own the Wogglebug. And if more people out there say he's gay, married to Froggie and converted to Christianity then that's what he is. And unless Frank L. Baum comes out of his grave and says otherwise then Woggie is gay, married and Christian so say we all.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Aaaand I call bullshit. A bit of weight gain makes sense. Doubling your weight in only 2 years and keeping it more or less steady since then, as your videos show, means you're either lying about that or you're mistaken as to how much you actually weighed back then. I could go either way on this.

My mom said she remembers when I first moved into my own home and I was as skinny then as she is now. She weighs less than 120 pounds.

Sorry but you don't own the Wogglebug. And if more people out there say he's gay, married to Froggie and converted to Christianity then that's what he is. And unless Frank L. Baum comes out of his grave and says otherwise then Woggie is gay, married and Christian so say we all.

Well then I'll just have to build up my own fandom that loves him, and sees him as a hero in a land called Genoma, and is friends with Sylvie and colleagues with the Frogman, and is married to the Beetle Princess Wagneria from the Insect Kingdom. And this will happen. It's already happening right now.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

My mom said she remembers when I first moved into my own home and I was as skinny then as she is now. She weighs less than 120 pounds.

So it's not like you even remember this. It's your Mom trying to be nice and build you up. That's what mothers do. I mean I'm sure she's said you're really smart and pretty before. You know, two things that are definitely not true. So why believe her when it comes to this?

Well then I'll just have to build up my own fandom that loves him, and sees him as a hero in a land called Genoma, and is friends with Sylvie and colleagues with the Frogman, and is married to the Beetle Princess Wagneria from the Insect Kingdom. And this will happen. It's already happening right now.

Good luck with that because most of your fans are trolls who are buying your stuff and then laughing about you, and your work, behind your back. Woggie is never going to be a popular character and you'll simply be a blip on the internet as that weird autistic woman that was in love with a giant cockroach.

 

[Interchanger]

And this will happen. It's already happening right now.

Not posted on this thread much, didn't realise a person of interest was active, but the point your making in the above quote. Is that refering to what you plan to do in your fan fiction, or is this some alternate dimension stuff are the bug is real.

 

[WogglebugLover]

So it's not like you even remember this. It's your Mom trying to be nice and build you up. That's what mothers do. I mean I'm sure she's said you're really smart and pretty before. You know, two things that are definitely not true. So why believe her when it comes to this?

I do at least remember being very thin not too far back in the past. And I do plan to get thin again before I reach the age of 40. And yes, my mom has called me pretty and smart. Because those things are true. But I don't actually need her to say so for me to know they are true.

Good luck with that because most of your fans are trolls who are buying your stuff and then laughing about you, and your work, behind your back. Woggie is never going to be a popular character and you'll simply be a blip on the internet as that weird autistic woman that was in love with a giant cockroach.

I am going to at least refrain from my urge to write in all capital letters with this, but why are you so insistent on that being the case with my customers? I mean do you consider yourself to be psychic or something? If you don't then you have no right to assume any such thing which I know couldn't be further from the truth.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

It's not so much about the fact she is religious. But due to the fact that while she may technically be human she is far more of a horrifying and disgusting and arrogant freak than the Wogglebug could ever be in any way.

Do you keep wondering why there's a thread about you? This bullshit right here is one of the reasons why you despicable wench. I looked at archives of @dwt's posts on other forums. All she wanted was to be your friend. Nothing more, nothing less. Stop projecting your own faults onto people who are better than you.

 

[WogglebugLover]

Do you keep wondering why there's a thread about you? This bullshit right here is one of the reasons why you despicable wench. I looked at archives of @dwt's posts on other forums. All she wanted was to be your friend. Nothing more, nothing less. Stop projecting your own faults onto people who are better than you.

She is not better than me. I am better than her. Everyone in my family and personal circle of friends who I have told my side of the story to has said so. I mean I may be a womanchild but she is a greatly overgrown brat. And she is also completely stupid as she claims she hadn't actually been aware the friendship between Frogman and Wogglebug was just my own invention and not something from Baum's own canon due to how she hadn't read the books beyond up to book 7. But not only should she have known this from all that I had been telling her from the start, about how Baum had changed the Wogglebug for the worse and the statement made in the last book that no one had wanted to associate with him by the end of the series, which I did in fact quote to her as I explained the aforementioned in the very beginning when I met her. Yes, I kid you not, this really is the exact level of stupidity she is on with that claim of hers. And then she didn't want to just admit how stupid she really had been and so she just kept on being stupid by attacking me personally and my writing and accusing me of things she already knew perfectly weren't true it really hurt me deeply. That is intolerable jackass behavior that deserves punishment. And in a book of mine to come I will be delivering it to her.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

That is intolerable jackass behavior that deserves punishment. And in a book of mine to come I will be delivering it to her.

Actual footage of the punishment being delivered:

 

[Blood Debts]

She is not better than me. I am better than her. Everyone in my family and personal circle of friends who I have told my side of the story to has said so. I mean I may be a womanchild but she is a greatly overgrown brat. And she is also completely stupid as she claims she hadn't actually been aware the friendship between Frogman and Wogglebug was just my own invention and not something from Baum's own canon due to how she hadn't read the books beyond up to book 7. But not only should she have known this from all that I had been telling her from the start, about how Baum had changed the Wogglebug for the worse and the statement made in the last book that no one had wanted to associate with him by the end of the series, which I did in fact quote to her as I explained the aforementioned in the very beginning when I met her. Yes, I kid you not, this really is the exact level of stupidity she is on with that claim of hers. And then she didn't want to just admit how stupid she really had been and so she just kept on being stupid by attacking me personally and my writing and accusing me of things she already knew perfectly weren't true it really hurt me deeply. That is intolerable jackass behavior that deserves punishment. And in a book of mine to come I will be delivering it to her.

People coming into the thread having just skimmed through it going “hey why are you such assholes to her, she’s just trying to achieve her dreams”—posts like this are why.

You do realize people are allowed to interpret characters ‘incorrectly’, right? Yeah, maybe it annoys you and you don’t agree with it, but that’s the whole fucking point of fan fiction: to take established characters and play around with them how you want. She’s not somehow making it canon by writing that Wogglebug is a Christian, that’s just her ‘version’ of Wogglebug, if you will. If it was YOUR character that you made up completely on your own, then I’d understand your frustration at her doing something with him you don’t like, but he’s not. Your version of Woggie is also an interpretation of him, he’s not the True and Honest Wogglebug either.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

She is not better than me. I am better than her. Everyone in my family and personal circle of friends who I have told my side of the story to has said so. I mean I may be a womanchild but she is a greatly overgrown brat. And she is also completely stupid as she claims she hadn't actually been aware the friendship between Frogman and Wogglebug was just my own invention and not something from Baum's own canon due to how she hadn't read the books beyond up to book 7. But not only should she have known this from all that I had been telling her from the start, about how Baum had changed the Wogglebug for the worse and the statement made in the last book that no one had wanted to associate with him by the end of the series, which I did in fact quote to her as I explained the aforementioned in the very beginning when I met her. Yes, I kid you not, this really is the exact level of stupidity she is on with that claim of hers. And then she didn't want to just admit how stupid she really had been and so she just kept on being stupid by attacking me personally and my writing and accusing me of things she already knew perfectly weren't true it really hurt me deeply. That is intolerable jackass behavior that deserves punishment. And in a book of mine to come I will be delivering it to her.

Yeah, I take back what I said about hoping you succeed, especially if that success is wrapped up in a thinly veiled attempt at bullying an emotionally fragile person. People in your echo chamber agree with you because they don’t want to face a temper tantrum from you and literal years worth of grudges. It’s fucking psychotic. Look at yourself Cynthia, you’re a grown ass obese woman who isn’t even allowed to answer the door, and you have the audacity to claim to be better than someone? Especially considering you fancy yourself as of a superior intelligence because of reading more children’s books than her, just rich.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Beetle Princess Wagneria

Is this a reference to known nazi sympathizer Richard Wagner or I'm reading too deep into it and it's just vaguely masked "vagina"?

It's already happening right now.

You mean the $20 you made on IndieGoGo?

Is that refering to what you plan to do in your fan fiction, or is this some alternate dimension stuff are the bug is real.

She's being scammed by a "movie producer" (scammer running most basic Nigerian prince scam) and thinks she'll get ten million bucks to make her movie. We told her it's a scam but she refused to believe it.

She is not better than me. I am better than her.

X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X

That is intolerable jackass behavior that deserves punishment.

You touch her and I'll resume work on "Mr. Wogglebug and the Round Chessboard", plot synopsis and some assets are ready. I'll release it for a dollar. Hell, I'll release it for free. And when I do the whole world will know Wogglebug as a serial killer before your movie enters pre-production.

 

[Thundershlock]

If it was happening right now, for real, someone would have probably come in person to have the movie rights contract worked out.

Or at least an agent.

Hollywood is a dream that isn't happening for you, Cynthia.
Hollywood isn't even worth it.

You are better off getting off your high horse and just focusing on youtube.

But you ain't making it to hollywood.

I'm not even kidding when I say you'd have a better chance to get a hollywood deal if Woggy and Froggy were actually gay.