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YokuNama said:
I've never heard someone say making Hamburger Helper was "work".
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youre talking about the same guy who calls 5 hrs of streaming a day work. not only does he make money hand over fist doing it too but wont do shit for the rest of the day. stream and take out trash (maybe?) dude is as lazy as they fkin come
 
As someone who was a poorfag for a long time, I always thought the italian flavored hamburger helper was the better ones. At least it had SOME sort of flavor to it, unlike most of the others that didn't have much taste at all and had a slimy texture. DSP TRIES IT: Hamburger Helper Beef Strogonoff when?
 
This fucking retard and his equally retarded userbase will never see a red superchat in their lives.
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
Sixty dollars is now considered "incredibly slow" and "something we need to make up for".
Oh, the life of a DSP whale...
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I'm just sad he got his fraud begruptcy granted. Imagine that salt after what's happened over the last 3-4 months.
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
someone should tell Phil that $50 is probably close to a days work for Pastryarchy, I wonder what Phil's response would be.
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He would chastise the other pigs for making pasty carry the load. Nothing he could do.
UsedUp said:
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Make up your mind Phail. You send out begtweets when they aren't there because they don't like the stream.
YokuNama said:
Yes Phil. Do what you do best. Alienate your audience even more and continue to wonder why there are streams where nobody talks in chat and you wonder if your stream is broken and days where you don't reach the tip goal.

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$300 a day is ends "meet" huh
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Phail....since you keep bringing it up, so will I. They obviously don't enjoy the content or can't tip.
PenskeMaterial said:
It's like they want Jahsper Kitty to go hungry. Heartless bastards.
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Don't worry. I'm sure Phail stocked up on Jasperger Helper.
 
I love the duality of Danganronpa and Divinity 2. He hates both games, but at least with Danganronpa, he doesn't actually have to do anything. Both viewers choice games, and he obviously chooses the game that where he can just sit back and let Pastryarchy give him $50. He probably would get more for his Divinity 2 streams if he actually put any effort into playing the game, but fuck effort. This is one of the reasons your ship is sinking.
 
KD6-3.7 said:
But you’re absolutely right, if Phil ever went to Italy, he’d be extremely confused and annoyed, and I’m sure he’d be asking the waiters why Chicken Parmigiana or Baked Ziti or Garlic Bread drenched in butter isn’t on the menu.
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After accidentally ordering cuttlefish ink pasta he'd start going to the one TGI Fridays in an airport or something exclusively.
 
YokuNama said:
Then complained about it tasting like "factory made food".

Bruh ITS IN A FUCKING BOX and you still probably burnt it up. What do you expect? It's not made to be a 5 star meal. It's made to feed a family cheaply.

"It had no tomato, had no oregano! That was my dinner!"

Are you kidding me?
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I just love how any normal person actually bothered by a cheap $1 box of hamburger helper would simply add oregano and other "italian" seasonings to spice it up but Phillip instead just continues to complain about it as he shovels hot food into his mouth because he doesn't know how to leave food in the freezer for a few minutes.
 
REGENDarySumanai said:
This fucking retard and his equally retarded userbase will never see a red superchat in their lives.
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Uh thank you for the $100 superchat... it's just a shame because that would have put us WELL over the vest goal for this stream, I mean of course I appreciate all contributions but it just really sucks that I won't see that money until next month in August, umm, that's money I could really use to help with bills and my day off coming up. It is what it is I guess snort
 
San Dimas High School said:
After accidentally ordering cuttlefish
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"Why would I want cuttlefish? Why do they want me to hug a fish? Why would they even think to put this in a restaurant? I'm a happily married mature adult. This restaurant is banned.......you're outta here. Don't need any of this nonsense derailing my dinner."
 
Balr0g said:
Not to mention if he somehow manages to bleed his paypigs even more his next year taxes will rip him a new asshole. And if he really has a savngs account the IRs should prepare their Gorillasized dildo. Al Capone fell before the IRS so DSP should shake in his gout ridden feet
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Streaming from a jail cell with a mobile hidden in his...well let's not go there
 
I love how after all this time, ThePastryarchy doesn’t understand how things work around here. Phil being upset is on YOU, pussyfart! Yes, YOU!
You don’t just pay Phil fifty dollars. What you really need to do is space out that donation across three different sock accounts. That way you can help keep the scary bad thoughts from Phil, like noticing that he has less than ten real fans left. Helping the streamer lie to himself is an essential part of being a DSP fan.
Remember, taking care of Phil is a full-time job. You have to keep him entertained, safe, and happy! Ask OnlyIcedCoffee if you have any questions on what it takes to be a REAL Darksydephil cuckold fan!
 
It was weird how he lied about the time you’re supposed to simmer hamburger helper. He said 25 minutes, it’s 12. “The guy” compulsively lies about every single thing.
#SlowNight #GreedyPigRoach
 
Awful Meerkat said:
It's this sort of weird "i live in a video game" mentality, where you get a super-simplified view of the world.
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That is probably his biggest problem. Pigroach is always looking for exploits to cheese his way through life. Higher beliefs, self-respect, and independence don't factor into his limited view. One example is his slovenly appearance on every stream. His classic excuse is that he is working from home, so he's taking advantage it. What he conveniently omits is that remote workers aren't always on camera, so they can work in pajamas if they decide to do so. He claims to be a professional streamer, but theres no attempt at any level of professionalism, just a slob trying to cheese life.
 
LDoncic4MVP said:
It was weird how he lied about the time you’re supposed to simmer hamburger helper. He said 25 minutes, it’s 12. “The guy” compulsively lies about every single thing.
#SlowNight #GreedyPigRoach
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To be fair, every range is different. I once lived in a place that the stove took FOREVER to heat up. His shit should be on the newer side though. Maybe he had it on the wrong heat setting as well. That actually sounds more like Phil.
 
ive always wondered what phils neighbors/ gated community think of him, staying all day in his house playing video games and yelling at randoms on the internet.
 
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