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Interesting that it's another night where the stream is staying live for an extended period of time as the slideshow plays.
He's hoping for the post-credits tip.
But all we've ever gotten as a post-credits scene is him mumbling in the background after leaving the mic on, and him coming back on stream to reset the vest goal. Probably better to just not risk it and cut the stream.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"It was such a slow night, I have no idea why, especially when I need the help every stream....but we're going to play it in two days so let's look forward to that". Does he realize just how fucking stupid he sounds, does he even consider what he said a few seconds ago before opening his snout? Regarding 'very slow night', someone should tell Phil that $50 is probably close to a days work for Pastryarchy, I wonder what Phil's response would be.
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Does he also not realize that having nothing bad happen after a night of missing the goal shows that he's lying to begin with?
h0g said:
So... we're just going to get daily whale calls from now on? What's with this sudden desperation?
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Addict suffering a withdrawal. He really did not want to drop his Goal below $200, but everyone was mocking him for it.
 
YokuNama said:
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Depression Late Night Tweet incoming.
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"theres nothing i could do about it...."

motherfucker you have options going from upgrading your stream presentation/equipment, actually hearing your retarded whales and hell develop an actual fucking personality that doesn't sum up to begging and awkwardness ffs, God he sometimes frustrates the fuck out of me, fucking moron. Went a little MATI there, apologies kiwis.
 
h0g said:
So... we're just going to get daily whale calls from now on? What's with this sudden desperation?
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Because someone spent a small fortune in the last WWE Champions event, just so he could get a Golden Hulkster or whatever.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"It was such a slow night, I have no idea why, especially when I need the help every stream....but we're going to play it in two days so let's look forward to that". Does he realize just how fucking stupid he sounds, does he even consider what he said a few seconds ago before opening his snout? Regarding 'very slow night', someone should tell Phil that $50 is probably close to a days work for Pastryarchy, I wonder what Phil's response would be.
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Also to point out what @Zappin’ And Spazzin’ pointed out earlier, this is only a 'slow night' because the tips goal is now $150 instead of the $100 when this game last streamed.
Nothing changed here, and it wasn't slow, and the same person dropped a tip that was big (by last week's standards)... but the goal posts have since moved.
Calling this a 'slow stream' is pure pignosis.

EDIT: It has been a full 15 minutes and the stream is still running. Did someone not follow through on a promise? Leave the porch light on, Phil. They'll find their way to your wallet, buddy.
 
Does Phil also not realize that tonight and tomorrow night his ♿️ will be literally setting their money on fire burning legal and/or illegal fireworks because America? Fourth of July feels bad, man.
 
blahblahblah678 said:
Does Phil also not realize that tonight and tomorrow night his ♿️ will be literally setting their money on fire burning legal and/or illegal fireworks because America? Fourth of July feels bad, man.
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I'm sure they will put dsp on in the day room at the retard ranch so they can watch in between making macaroni art and once more just before bed time.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Don't worry about it, as the official self-appointed president of the Slavic Council of the KF DSP Subforum I've already disavowed his Slavic heritage months ago. The Itahliens can take him.
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Late (we are 30 years behind the first world countries, so few days is a-ok for us), but as a representative of Slovakian council for Lolcow Genetic Relations, we fully agree and support this decision.
 
DSP could be making bank if he wasn't a paranoid lazy fuck.

New series "DSP:Learns How to Cook".
Put that as a 200 dollar tips goal reward (or higher you greedy Walrus)
Top contributer gets to choose a dish to cook for the event so it incentivezes competition between donors and trolls to alike.
He makes

His fans would love it.
We would like it.
It breaks up the mundane schedule.
DSP can rage and not look like a baby because learning to cook can be frustrated.
Kat would find him more attractive.

But nope! DSP is scared that you might see his furniture and and use it against him while everyone already knows his address.
 
Haven't seen it posted yet, so for those who may have missed it:
This motherfucker is seriously complaining that the food he just cooked is hot lmao.
 
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