Lobster Cult High Priest
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That’s just said. How much has Gator received for his years of loyal service? 5.50 and a gas station hotdog from Knoxville?
Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.
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To be fair, that hotdog was likely fished from the trash.
Arthur Morgan
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From what we can tell, likely no. Not even a Zoom call it seems. But then again, does he even want to?
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Ralph either would have had to take a very quick weekend trip to California, or traveled while he was on hiatus to see little Xander.
I don't see that being the case because he had arrangements to make for Sandra's farewell Uber to the sky.
Also I don't think Ralph could have kept quiet if he saw "his" kid. He probably would have stopped by the pedo studio on the hills while he was there anyways.
OR the Vickers could have traveled to the guntshack. But we can scratch that off because of the extreme degree of unlikeliness.
I don't see that being the case because he had arrangements to make for Sandra's farewell Uber to the sky.
Also I don't think Ralph could have kept quiet if he saw "his" kid. He probably would have stopped by the pedo studio on the hills while he was there anyways.
OR the Vickers could have traveled to the guntshack. But we can scratch that off because of the extreme degree of unlikeliness.
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SMH been like a month and Ralph h'aint bought Xander his first drink yet.
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The gunt is so greasy, Biden just said it needs some democracy.
Interesting question.
The answer is no.
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More corn for the Corn God! Hail Joshua “Blood” Moon! First the trannies, then the grandmas, and now unborn children. He grows ever stronger by the day!
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he won't be able to afford his own after the vickers drain him for child support.
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he didnt even know it was born
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ITS ALIVE. WE HAVE CONFIRMATION BOYS
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There we go. May he have the love and support he needs and do better than those before him. Congratulations!
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She's looking a hell of a lot better. I wish her and the baby all the luck in the world, they are going to need it.
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The baby popped out, took one look at his mother and said, "oh, it's gonna be one of those lifetimes." I would tell Faith to get fucked, but I doubt she could humiliate herself any worse than in that infamous display.
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I just keep imagining an adult Xander, oblivious to his origin, getting regular care packages from old farm users always sent with a kiwi and a picture of someone's fat gut.
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We did it boys. Relish this moment. Ralph knocking up Faith is among the greatest achievements in the history of this site. How many other communities can say that an autistic flame war helped bring life into existence?
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but it still is sort of interesting that only after people start speculating about whether or not xander was born did she post a picture of him? the timing is just interesting. i wonder if matt told her to post that.
