Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

I think the CoD one confused me the most. That's like the most testosterone-fueled, dudebro game franchise in existence.

Well you see, transwomen are men.

It always skeeves me out when troons claim they are 'touch starved'.

I'm not surprised, who would want to touch them?
Also I like how troons oscillate between "I am a hot girl with 5 girlfriends" and "I'm touch-starved please feel bad for me".

 

[Ball Breaker]

Kevin's tweets are damaging to my mental health. Too bad he doesn't have rules about that.

 

[tittyhead]

First Naru, now kevin. Who's next?

That Boxershorts dude who posts here?

 

[In the Sick of It]

Kevvie summed up

Hhggadfhssfh

 

[ten dollars off]

You have to keep in mind that he is a troon who is t4t and The beauty spectrum amongst troons is abysmal. Like imagine if somebody asked you to pick the hottest person on the Tranch. It's impossible and you always lose. That's basically what his entire Twitter sphere looks like except for worse and they all constantly ass pat one another.

Also, people you perceive as being attainable always seem more attractive. It's why the "girl next door" type of porn exists. Troons are going to be more accepting of fellow troons than any other group. Saying troons are hotter than any other group and claiming to prefer them is like the guy who convinces himself that stocking shelves for a living is totally fun and he enjoys it because it's all he's qualified for, and to admit otherwise would lead to an existential crisis.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

"Don't tweet, never tweet" -Kevin, the terminally online autist.
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ModeView privated his twitter account (again), so you'll have to use your imagination as to what his tweets say here. I'm gonna guess it's more woe-is-me bullshit. Kevvie the groomer is there for emotional support of course.
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Spoiler: tranny starter pack

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I'd rather we normalize kinkshaming gross, porn-addicted perverts.
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I can't imagine why any woman would be hesitant to take her kids into the same bathroom as this feminine beauty.
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Spoiler: yeah I'll just hold it thanks

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Cute enough for one of the freakshow programs you'd find on TLC maybe.
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Spoiler: cute enough for tv

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Kevin made a trip to Target today. I wonder if he's saved up enough good boy points for mxstress to buy him a toy?
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Spoiler: target trip pic dump

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Oh god dinosaur squirt guns, jesus fuck. Of all the embarrassing shit Kevin does, getting this hype about shit made for little boys 1/4 his age is the most cringe to me. Not as disgusting as the fetish shit obviously but just pure, powerful cringe. I don’t know why but obviously broadcasting to his Twitter circle I WANT THIS VERY MUCH is clearly part of whatever thrill he gets from consooming. And he freely admits he doesn’t do anything with his toys, forgets he already has something and buys it again, has no room etc.

Minor PL but I used to work for an online auction house, which for a certain type of person combined the worst aspects of consooming and gambling. The dopamine hit definitely comes from buying the item and not owning it, I can’t tell you how many shitfucks would get instant buyer’s remorse and try to find any possible reason to return something. But of course Kevin never has remorse about anything

 

[BunchofMunch]

Oh god dinosaur squirt guns, jesus fuck. Of all the embarrassing shit Kevin does, getting this hype about shit made for little boys 1/4 his age is the most cringe to me. Not as disgusting as the fetish shit obviously but just pure, powerful cringe. I don’t know why but obviously broadcasting to his Twitter circle I WANT THIS VERY MUCH is clearly part of whatever thrill he gets from consooming. And he freely admits he doesn’t do anything with his toys, forgets he already has something and buys it again, has no room etc.

Minor PL but I used to work for an online auction house, which for a certain type of person combined the worst aspects of consooming and gambling. The dopamine hit definitely comes from buying the item and not owning it, I can’t tell you how many shitfucks would get instant buyer’s remorse and try to find any possible reason to return something. But of course Kevin never has remorse about anything

I think the worst part of it is how he (and the other troons) intertwines the fetish stuff with the kiddie stuff, like how the responding tweet is something lewd about "super soaker". Being that excited about kids toys is weird and gross in and of itself, but then to mix it with sex stuff? That's just crossing the line to pedo country by miles. One of many disgusting things about troons.

 

[Meiwaku]

 

[stupid frog]

I can't wait till your clit falls off, Kevin.

 

[Lubby Smith]

Ryan (Mode View) tells Wedge the harsh reality. You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.

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Wedge expresses concern about taint electrolysis and receives an innocuous reply.

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This causes Wedge to have a meltdown for some reason.

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Sorry, Wedge, in addition to never being a real woman you will never have your own thread, no matter how many meltdowns you have.

 

[M3xus]

No, no, please continue offering him unsolicited medical advice. It's funny watching him have temper tantrums.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Who is Kevin going to side with when Wedge eventually loses his shit at Ryan?

 

[Schatzi Katze]

Ryan (Mode View) tells Wedge the harsh reality. You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.
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Wedge expresses concern about taint electrolysis and receives an innocuous reply.
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This causes Wedge to have a meltdown for some reason.
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Sorry, Wedge, in addition to never being a real woman you will never have your own thread, no matter how many meltdowns you have.

HAHAHAHAHAHA waaaaaaait, wait.... did they seriously just admit they think a uterus by itself can produce ova? Hey Wedge, uterus transplants are JUST the uterus, not the entire female reproductive system you silly clown man. Don't wanna get back into the uterus derail but one of the reasons they are viable in women is because they already have the other bits. You don't. In case this is confusing to you, here's a helpful educational video from 1946 showing how the female reproductive cycle functions since you apparently didn't learn it in middle school biology:

PS. @0 1 Uh oh, that makes 10 twitter meltdowns doesn't it?

 

[UncleBlazer]

HAHAHAHAHAHA waaaaaaait, wait.... did they seriously just admit they think a uterus by itself can produce ova? Hey Wedge, uterus transplants are JUST the uterus, not the entire female reproductive system you silly clown man. Don't wanna get back into the uterus derail but one of the reasons they are viable in women is because they already have the other bits. You don't. In case this is confusing to you, here's a helpful educational video from 1946 showing how the female reproductive cycle functions since you apparently didn't learn it in middle school biology:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vG9o9m0LsbI
PS. @0 1 Uh oh, that makes 10 twitter meltdowns doesn't it?

For real, isn’t wedge like 30? And he still doesn’t know how babies are made?
For all they like to shout about being true and honest women, not one of them has a clue how the female body works

 

[Law]

Kevin's tweets are damaging to my mental health. Too bad he doesn't have rules about that.

This thread fucking destroyed my mental health and fried my brain.

Ryan (Mode View) tells Wedge the harsh reality. You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.

B-based? Dare we show cautious optimism about Mode_view? Is he going to finally get off Mr. Gibes Wild Ride and live his life free of maladaptive Internet troonery?
Will Ryan be the egg who got away?
The boy who lived?

 

[Constellationzero]

They're also the same people who sperg about being gay (which they are just not in the way that they think they are). It just seems like an eternal cope any true lesbian will tell you that being gay isn't a personality and most things you do don't involve you sperging about (real) pussy. Even the most annoying and earth mama lesbian wymyns groups still don't sperg about being gay the same way Kevin does. There's a reason.

Oh, there actually lesbians out there who sperg all day and night about being ghey. Some even wear ghey pride shit while sperging in mixed company only to wonder wHy dId i gEt mY aSs kIcKeD??

They don't last long in any crowd or setting.

 

[lamp shade]

Ryan (Mode View) tells Wedge the harsh reality. You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs.
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Wedge expresses concern about taint electrolysis and receives an innocuous reply.
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Sorry, Wedge, in addition to never being a real woman you will never have your own thread, no matter how many meltdowns you have.

Of course he plans to torture an interpreter for no reason other than it gets him off to make them sit there while he sticks his taint in the air. Jfc. Is he worse than Kevin at this point?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I would very strongly recommend putting these into a text-to-speech program.

Someone in the Naru thread linked a Ben Shapiro one which was perfect. I wonder what voice would fit for kev.

I know that Kevryn's "uuugufffhnng" keyboard-smashing is supposed to be sexy girl noises, but I can't help reading them as David Hayter's Snake-hurgles.

"hrrrngh...amhole, huh? So, does the guidebook say how it tastes?"

 

[PingLing]

The dopamine hit definitely comes from buying the item and not owning it, I can’t tell you how many shitfucks would get instant buyer’s remorse and try to find any possible reason to return something. But of course Kevin never has remorse about anything

Kevin definitely has buyer's remorse getting the amhole installed. It's hilarious to watch him cope knowing there is no return from the abyss.

Wedge is a great sideshow for this thread. The way his posts accompany Kevin's is pure chefs kiss.

 

[Law]

I know that Kevryn's "uuugufffhnng" keyboard-smashing is supposed to be sexy girl noises, but I can't help reading them as David Hayter's Snake-hurgles.

"hrrrngh...amhole, huh? So, does the guidebook say how it tastes?"

"Hrrrrrng, Colonel! I'm trying to dilate but my Am Hole is dummy scarred and the bleats of the alpacas keep alerting the chuds!"