‘Nobody believes you’: IKEA couch honoring bisexual people sends confusing messages - Cruelty Squad coach collection just dropped

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IKEA has designed a series of couches inspired by the ever-growing number of LGBT flags. However, a loveseat inspired by the bisexual flag with the phrase “nobody believes you” on it has got more attention than the others
IKEA revealed the ‘Love Seats’ collection last week. Inspired by flags representing 10 different sexual identities, the one-off creations will not be sold to the public, but displayed in IKEA outlets across Canada beyond the end of Pride Month (and into ‘Pride Season,’ as it’s known in Canada).


Though the collection was announced last week, commenters online noticed something off with one of the loveseats on Monday. Decorated in the colors of the bisexual flag, the couch is adorned with disembodied hands, and its two cushions contain some puzzling text. One reads “when you change OR to AND,” while the other reads “nobody believes you.”

Commenters were perplexed. “I do not feel represented by this couch,” one bisexual Twitter user wrote. "I am, actually, quite terrified of this couch. I now live in fear of the IKEA bisexual sofa.”

The couch was designed by Charlotte Carbone, a “queer fashion designer,” and based on the story of Brian Lanigan, a bisexual youth poet. Lanigan appeared on Twitter on Tuesday to explain the origin of the text on the couch. “For those confused by the excerpt from the poem, the original full line is ‘it’s okay to love boys or girls, but when you change ‘or’ to ‘and’, nobody believes you,’” he stated. Lanigan added that the hands attached to the couch represent the crowd at one of his spoken-word gigs.

However, the bisexuality-inspired sofa wasn’t the only design to raise eyebrows on Twitter. “The asexual couch,” one commenter remarked, “looks like a vulva.” The “progress couch,” inspired by a recent redesign to the classic pride flag, “looks like hostile architecture made out of plastic flowers,” another commenter quipped.

IKEA employees walk off job after company serves fried chicken and watermelon for Juneteenth
Corporations pandering to the LGBT community during pride month is nothing new. IKEA managed to put its foot in its mouth twice this month, however. A group of black employees at an IKEA in Atlanta, Georgia, walked off the job earlier this month when the company served them a meal of fried chicken and watermelon – two racially stereotypical foods for African-Americans – on ‘Juneteenth.’ As clumsy as the execution was, IKEA stated that the menu was not designed to insult, rather to “honor the perseverance of Black Americans and acknowledge the progress yet to be made.”

Regarding the hubbub over the couches, perhaps IKEA should have taken a leaf out of the NFL’s book instead. The football league released a short commercial on Monday simply stating “football is gay,” “football is bisexual," and “football is transgender,” among other LGBT buzzwords.
 
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That sofa looks like that it belongs to a serial killer. Why can't retard postmodernists just deconstruct the idea of sofa to that it should be comfy and look homely.
 
Would've been more fitting if it were troonflag-colored instead, but good enough.

IKEA employees walk off job after company serves fried chicken and watermelon for Juneteenth
You know, I've not once heard an irishman scream "racism" when someone serves beer and potatoes on St. Patrick's day.

Nigger Fragility is getting really "problematic". A systemic problem, if you will.
 
I am bi and I can officially say this sofa sucks big time. 0/10 would not use to virtue signal to my family.
 
When you change or to and nobody believes you
When you change nobody or to and believes you

Neither of these make any sense, what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
"I date men AND women"
"I date men OR women"
still a pointless sentiment, because one word doesn't change shit like the colorblind creator thinks it does.
 
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