🦊 Furry StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

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My personal theory is that Striker has always been a tub of lard who genuinely got into the babyfur fandom and is likely truly racist for whatever deluded reasons he can come up with.

However, I have to agree that his absolute sperging only seems to be a result from getting a bunch of eyes on him from the farms. He seemed mellow, I suppose, compared to his current antics; he may legitimately be mentally handicapped for several reasons and this is his defense mechanism to online heckling, or he very well could be turning the crazy dial up to ten for teh lulz though it still makes him look like he's batshit insane even if this exceptional sperging is just some convoluted facade.

Considering his lack of friends, this all is probably just to continue garnering some form of attention, much like StraySheep, even if it's not good attention and he makes a disgusting fool of himself in the process.
Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting from him now- He's a legit lolcow with terrible fetishes, but is trying (and failing, mind you) to play it up. It's just not getting funny anymore.
 
Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting from him now- He's a legit lolcow with terrible fetishes, but is trying (and failing, mind you) to play it up. It's just not getting funny anymore.
This may be it that he's doing this for the attention but as a retard he isn't aware of that fine line between keeping it "real" and taking it too far.

I think we can all agree that he is a most exceptional individual and regardless of his true motivations he will continue to be one.
 
Last night I went under the twitter name Jarvis the Fox to try and talk to Striker. I honestly thought that maybe I could help him and knock sense into him, but it was pointless. I did get more information about him, though, at least.
This was our conversation from last night, he also sent me two pictures of his cut leg, shown below.

StrikerWolf1 said:
the black guy stabbed me with a key and threw spiders on me and they knew i was afrid of spiders

I lost my shit.
 
Yeah, he's like a less original (and less funny) version of Francis.

If it's a :ruse:, it's ridiculously derivative of Deagle Nation to the point where he's just an unoriginal, obese knockoff. Could be an autistic ruseman who wants attention but just isn't very funny.

Seriously.

I carry mine in a box.

Hard to cram it into your Batman utility belt, though, no?
 
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*Wild Moonface uses shoot!*
*Wild Moonface's attack misses!*​

Troll or not he's dug his grave deep enough to fit his massive girth one-hundred times over, there is no escaping now *Growl*
 
If it's a :ruse:, it's ridiculously derivative of Deagle Nation to the point where he's just an unoriginal, obese knockoff. Could be an autistic ruseman who wants attention but just isn't very funny.
Either way, he's still a lolcow (albeit for completely different reasons), and that's what counts in the end.
 
For those of you who don't follow the autistic adventures of hood MONEY: Sluthate shitposter, @blazerwolf has decided to make his prodigious presence felt there. Nothing interesting, just a bunch of skeelton pics, but I thought it might interest people.

EDIT: And the based mods cleared everything out. I'll leave this here for posterity, though.
 
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Striker is lying about a previous argument he had with somebody, and also thinks anybody proving him wrong is a part of this forum.
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He had to out do our patron saint herself.

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Also, for what it's worth, the more recent insanity since his discovery may just have to do with the inevitable amount of weening that occurs to any cow we discover, especially featured ones. A dumb, easily fooled person who doesn't have the eye of lolcow communities may be conned a few times here and there over dumb stuff due to being easily manipulated, but no person they'd ever interact with in day-to-day life or otherwise would have much cause to convince them there's a weird ISIS plot out to get them. Take Chris, for example, he lived around two and a half decades before the internet found him, and despite being twenty-five or so (I'm not sure on his particular age), he fell for Miyamoto and Reggie, Bluespike and Julay, among others.

...And after hey catch the eyes of the various cow communities, the cool guys who want to convince him that so and so is working with ISIS and is also a Nazi member of the Illuminati come out in full force. Not only that, you have multiples of such people, and they quickly exploit the cows foolishness to convince them of these theories. Using Chris again as an example, Chris has significantly toned down what he will buy from people online since he began being bombarded with crap in 2007. Striker is similarly in an arguably innocent phase, he has yet to comprehend the fact there are a number of people on the internet who want to screw around with him for no reason. His not knowing of that, coupled with his sheer foolishness, results in...This.

Chris lived for nearly two decades and a half before coming into the eye of the internet, and

If someone told me this was a :ruse: I wouldn't be surprised one bit. But if he's real... I blame his mother for his retardation.

Yeah, that's the vibe I'm getting from him now- He's a legit lolcow with terrible fetishes, but is trying (and failing, mind you) to play it up. It's just not getting funny anymore.

Good thing we have the next 17 Clyde Cash's around to send him messages instead of just sitting back and letting the lulz roll in naturally.
 
I'm leaning that this guy is either stupid or crazy enough to want to be a lolcow. I spoke to him and he gives up personal and embarrassing info I never asked for. It felt like he was giving me ammo. It just seems off. Jan at least waited a few years before soiling himself over the internet. This guy went straight for it so now he doesn't have much left for a second act.
 
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