🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[formerfatcow]

 

[Water-T]

Her eye-fucking herself makes it worse.

JFC - the combination of dopey stare and shit-eating grin from looking at her overly filtered visage shows there is nothing to Tess aside from unbridled narcissism. If she could stare all day at a stream that reflected her in her FaceTuned glory, she'd gladly wilt away into a turd blossom.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Damn, I’m so jealous of her boobs. I want an ass like that.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

The only way that could ever happen is if she had WLS and was closely monitored, and even then people manage to fuck that up. WLS and/or pills won't make a long-term difference (and she'd probably just switch to alcohol/drugs in the interim) and she DEFINITELY isn't going to do it via sheer willpower.

Tubby Tess is not the type to get WLS. She just believes it’s society’s obligation to accommodate her and eventually pay for her medical bills.

She’s just going to ride it out, eventually and literally, on a scooter. She will get increasingly bitter and angry, truly believing that it’s everyone’s fault she’s falling apart. The same fawning praise she got for being anorexic will be there at how stunning and brave she is for using a scooter.

There’s going to be likely millions of people who are going to be in the same situation as Tess and their egos are the only things larger than their fupas. That’s a prime opportunity for Tubby Tess to revive her modeling career!

 

[IBrokeBob]

Tubby Tess is not the type to get WLS. She just believes it’s society’s obligation to accommodate her and eventually pay for her medical bills.

She’s just going to ride it out, eventually and literally, on a scooter. She will get increasingly bitter and angry, truly believing that it’s everyone’s fault she’s falling apart. The same fawning praise she got for being anorexic will be there at how stunning and brave she is for using a scooter.

There’s going to be likely millions of people who are going to be in the same situation as Tess and their egos are the only things larger than their fupas. That’s a prime opportunity for Tubby Tess to revive her modeling career!

I look forward to the scooter saga that will come soon. We know she hates working out and only pretends to do it for asspats and so she can bleat about how she just loves working out.

So I predict she will fake an injury to her leg so that she has an excuse to stop working out and to get a scooty puff.

She will exclaim " you guise, i loves working out so much that overdid it" or maybe blame it on being such an active mawm to Bowie or some bullshit.

 

[formerfatcow]

Poor Tessy had a panic attack today, so remember that when you look at her "cute, gorgeous" selfies.

She looks quite calm for someone supposedly "trying to calm [themselves] down" from a full blown panic attack.

She recovered enough to promote her Depop just an hour later.

 

[Water-T]

I've yet to see ANY successful super models sell their hand-me-downs outside of charity auctions.

 

[Local Fed]

I've had a panic attack before. I remember feeling my heart was racing, feeling really anxious and needing to sit down. Tess, however, is probably confusing a panic attack with having the precursor to her oncoming heart attack.

 

[IBrokeBob]

I've had a panic attack before. I remember feeling my heart was racing, feeling really anxious and needing to sit down. Tess, however, is probably confusing a panic attack with having the precursor to her oncoming heart attack.

Did you have the urge to post numerous selfies and videos saying how cute you were in the midst of the panic attack?

You didn't?? Yeah, neither has anyone else.

Tests is hilarious with her so transparent bullshit when she is so pathetically looking for attention. She roots around looking for attention like a pig roots around looking for scraps to eat.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I've yet to see ANY successful super models sell their hand-me-downs outside of charity auctions.

She should have sold them during the height of Covid, lots of eateries were looking for tents.

 

[Water-T]

Tess didn't have a panic attack - her narc supply was running low and she realized she hadn't eye-fucked herself in 2 hours.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Since access here has been intermittent, I thought I'd entertain myself by looking through the comments on her insta.

I'm surprised there's so many hate comments that haven't been deleted, especially now she claims to have SM police. Plus a random fan having some sort of obsession based breakdown

Spoiler: Criticism & confusion

Olly, in multiple ways, you are literally not.

Spoiler: Tess giving away money again

But not for a whole car lol

Tess started a multiple choice, but didn't finish before posting it.

Edit: just spotted this in one of the SS's...

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Since access here has been intermittent, I thought I'd entertain myself by looking through the comments on her insta.

I'm surprised there's so many hate comments that haven't been deleted, especially now she claims to have SM police. Plus a random fan having some sort of obsession based breakdown

Spoiler: Criticism & confusion

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Olly, in multiple ways, you are literally not. View attachment 2306071

Spoiler: Tess giving away money again

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But not for a whole car lol
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Tess started a multiple choice, but didn't finish before posting it. View attachment 2306100

Edit: just spotted this in one of the SS's...
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That sounds like a good hustle: pretend to be a genderqueer black person and ask guilty white people like Tess for money. Just add it to her already massive debt loads that she will never realistically pay off.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Dead from the daughter comment

 

[Oscar Winner]

Dead from the daughter comment

Same! Can't believe I missed it the first time. I was distracted by breakdown guy, marriage offers, and fat shaming.
I know she reads the comments, deletes some, but replies to others. Like this:


Surprised she didn't come back with something bitchy woke like “do not assume my childs gender ”.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Tess didn't have a panic attack - her narc supply was running low and she realized she hadn't eye-fucked herself in 2 hours.

wonder who eye-fucks herself more: Tess or (new to me) Empathic Nutritionist.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That schizo in her comments sounds more interesting than Ten-Ton ever was. She's really such a boring person - eat, squeeze into clothes, take photos, fake controversy, eat, eat, get fatter, repeat.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Since access here has been intermittent, I thought I'd entertain myself by looking through the comments on her insta.

I'm surprised there's so many hate comments that haven't been deleted, especially now she claims to have SM police. Plus a random fan having some sort of obsession based breakdown

Spoiler: Criticism & confusion

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Olly, in multiple ways, you are literally not. View attachment 2306071

Spoiler: Tess giving away money again

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But not for a whole car lol
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Tess started a multiple choice, but didn't finish before posting it. View attachment 2306100

Edit: just spotted this in one of the SS's...
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Christ, being a schizophrenic sounds like it physically hurts.

 

[Flawmil]

Tess shouldn’t have gotten that new iPhone. The high quality videos are not doing her any favors. Also fire the makeup artist who is giving you 2016 drag makeup lewks

 

[DelicateMageflower]

Tess shouldn’t have gotten that new iPhone. The high quality videos are not doing her any favors. Also fire the makeup artist who is giving you 2016 drag makeup lewks View attachment 2307057

Whoa! Talk about aging overnight. And all that sun damage on her chest. Skin cancer saga when?