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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Flaming hypocrisy and shameless grifting are their only strong points.
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Look bigots, you just don't understand ok!

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

^Or something, here in Clownworld 2021
 
EvaBraunsGhost said:
Look bigots, you just don't understand ok!

"'Kerbstomping a TERF' is perfectly acceptable non-violence because the sheer violence in anyone thinking a man on horse-piss pills isn't a woman means we are perfectly entitled"

^Or something, here in Clownworld 2021
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Obviously Tranch is under siege not only by Alt-right militia, but also TERF militia.
That's why they will soon need at least 300k to DIY an armored combat vehicle.
 
Tranch hasn't been crazy enough lately to my liking. Does anyone want to tell them that Earl installed a 5G tower pointing right at their compound and that it's making their alpacas sick?
 
artilleryfroth said:
We don’t tell them, no pozloading my neghole, right? They’ll have to find out for themselves.
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No pozloading my neghole, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
No pozloading my neghole, but if they happen to read this thread and realize that their hair has been falling out and they've been feeling sick because of that evil 5G tower, that would be the best outcome.
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THEY PUTTING WAVES IN THE AIR THAT TURN THE FUCKIN' 'PACAS GAY!
artilleryfroth said:
I also heard it causes a lot of fatness and can make women grow hair on their chests and backs.
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And a crippling addiction to troonsformers.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Another puff piece incoming. (archive)
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What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?
 
Unrelated, but out of the entire RF spectrum, why do weirdos fixate on just 5G? There's literally thousands you could pick from.

I'm surprised Kevkev didn't burst into flames going out in the sun for the first time in God knows how long
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
Oh man, and the weapons platform is even rigged to point the barrel at the back of the wearers head. This thing really was built for 41%'ing troons wasn't it.
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No, it's just a very innovative weapons system with the ability to shoot behind their backs by ricocheting the bullets off of the helmet. Totally. It may or may not work with AP rounds.

I'm aware it's all for show, but how the fuck do they intend those guns to be fired and reloaded?
 
Fetish Roulette said:
What I find curious about all of the media coverage the tranch is getting is how it always seems to benefit them. Even if reporters travel out there with the expectation of writing a super friendly piece about how the tranch is a transgender light in the alt-right darkness of rural Colorado, it should be very, very obvious that something is wrong by the blight covering tranch land and the ramshackle nature of all of the buildings that make up the tranch's infrastructure. Could their media whoring contribute to the tranch's downfall?
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Because of the audience. An audience that doesn't care to research or learn things or question. They think that's just what ranch land looks like. They don't know any better. They just assume the people on TV know what they're doing. If they didn't, why else are they on TV?
 
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