Emergency fuck doll rescue - Slippery when wet.

Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman​

The uproarious gaffe was chronicled on Twitter​

By Ben Cost | New York Post


They issued an SOS: Save our sex doll.
A team of emergency rescue divers was flummoxed after responding to the scene of a nude "drowning woman" — only to discover that it was actually a floating life-size sex doll.
The uproarious gaffe was chronicled on Twitter by YouTuber Natsuki Tanaka, who had initially believed she was witnessing a real-life rescue in the city of Hachinohe off Japan’s northeast coast, Kotaku reported.
"While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll," Tanaka wrote about the strange scene, which occurred last week.
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The influencer — yes, she has more than 272,000 subscribers on YouTube — added that someone else had mistakenly phoned the authorities over the "drowning" woman, prompting a "Blues Brothers"-esque army of emergency services to arrive, ready to rescue what they thought was a person in peril.
Indeed, accompanying photos show multiple fire and rescue brigades, police, and an ambulance working to dredge the dummy from the water in front of a crowd of onlookers.
Thankfully the adult toy was "rescued safely," according to Tanaka.
It’s unclear how the blowup doll ended up in the water. (Perhaps this once-devoted doll lover finally got fed up with his silicone soulmate.)
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However, another Twitter user, who also documented the bizarre rescue, chalked up the incident to illegal dumping of oversize trash, which is unsurprising given Japan’s stringent laws concerning garbage disposal.
Thankfully, one Japanese company has devised a more tasteful, eco-friendly way to put one’s inflatable paramours out to pasture — by throwing them a funeral complete with candles, undertakers and even "mourning" mannequins.

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Alright, which one of y'all littered?

 

[Disheveled Human]

Reminds me a lot of this classic gem.

 

[lolwut]

Hypothetically, who do I call to get it back?

 

[Bland Crumbs]

That gap is clearly not human but I laud the effort.

 

[Burd Turglar]

That gap is clearly not human but I laud the effort.

You, sir, do not follow enough instagram thots with eating disorders.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

You, sir, do not follow enough instagram thots with eating disorders.

Shit if that was Belle she could make a fuckton on that bathwater.

 

[Thumb Butler]

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[Bongocat]

Reminds me a lot of this classic gem.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TpHagyl_VZs

I'm always glad to see the chinese debunking the stereotype that asians are smart

 

[Spooky Bones]

The uproarious gaffe was chronicled on Twitter by YouTuber Natsuki Tanaka, who had initially believed she was witnessing a real-life rescue in the city of Hachinohe off Japan’s northeast coast, Kotaku reported.
"While filming a fishing video, I thought a dead body floating in the water had washed up, but it was a blow-up doll," Tanaka wrote about the strange scene, which occurred last week.

lol this bitch did it

 

[verygayFrogs]

This is what our taxes are being used on folks

 

[KiwiFuzz]

This is what our taxes are being used on folks

Beats the hell out of bombing Arabs.

 

[Burd Turglar]

This is what our taxes are being used on folks

This was in Japan you fuckwhit.

 

[Clockwork]

I'm reminded of that scene from Wilt, when the homicide police raise the concrete-encased blowup doll from the building foundations.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I'm reminded of that scene from Wilt, when the homicide police raise the concrete-encased blowup doll from the building foundations.

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I need to see this film. Smith and Jones?! Downloading.

 

[thx1138]

That last photo is straight out of a Junji Ito comic.