US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Ruin said:
Lmao you're delusional dude. The military is comprised of monkeys that will do as they're told. If they are told to fire on Americans to protect international banking and globohomo then that's what they'll do.
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I have talked with countless enlisted service members about this exact situation and all of them, even the few far lefty types, were in agreement that the second it came to gunning down their own friends and family they would turn on the government. I promise you that you have no idea what you're talking about.
 
History is filled with David v Goliath situations, just because one side has the numbers and equipment dosn't mean they will win.

Finland v USSR
Hannibal at Cannae
The American Revolution
The Napoleonic Wars
Thermopylae
Alexander v Persian Empire
Serbia v Austro-Hungarian Empire
Mongols v pretty much everyone
Watling Street
Battle of Okehazama
Battle of Nagashino
The Yellow Turban Rebellion

These are just the ones off th top of my head and not all of them the weaker force won but they gave the stronger force a run for thier money.
 
This thread right now.
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Stop gaying and glowing up the thread you niggers, we have some dementia to process into refined autism
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
Oh yeah, no coup d'etat in history was ever done by a military faction, and unpopular officers never get fragged by their own troops. And it's not like the left wing has been shitting on American soldiers for years now, accusing them of white supremacy, bigotry, and such. I'm sure the grunts just love hearing from their officers how they're subhumans because they're white, and totally don't dream of sticking a live grenade in their tent the moment they deploy.

Perhaps your cartoonish view of the army comes from video games, in which case I suggest to try talking to people for a change.
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Uh huh. And how did that work out for Nazi Germany, Stalinist Russia, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, South Africa, Lagos, Libya, Ukraine, North Korea and thousands of other totalitarian and oppressive regimes throughout history? Did the "brave soldiers" rise up and defend their fellow countrymen from their oppressors? No they gleefully slaughtered their fellow citizens the second their government told them too.

Fuck you're stupid. It's arguably happening now. Has a single one of all of these alleged "patriots" in the military spoken in defense of the January 6th protestors who are being tortured in solitary confinement for trespassing?
 
Secret Asshole said:
(unless it has gone totally bugfuck out of its mind, which is another problem altogether)
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Secret Asshole said:
Biden is blitheringly retarded as well as senile.
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I'd argue that unlike Swalwell who was most likely just demonstrating his ginormous penile girth (or lack thereof) to all of the world, Biden is both retarded and senile enough to actually believe all of that.
Dr. Ricearoni said:
This is the last Ill say on the subject because frankly its stupid but in essence your argument is that the US military wins the war by slaughtering civilians and levelling its own infrastructure. That doesn't sound like victory to me.
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"We did it Patrick! We saved the USA!"
DuckSucker said:
He talked about blasting them with nukes as a way to wave his dick around (and yeah its sociopathic, but I also believe he'd do it if you made him mad or the establishment look bad) but they dont actually need to use that strong of a show of force, a lot of local cop forces have decommissioned Iraq war military equipment. They may not be as trained in tactics and maneuvers and shit, theyre probably more put together when it comes to organizing a force than a bunch of militia larpers who think that because they target practice at the range, that gives them an edge.

If you dont think you could rob a bank and get away with the cash and not get caught or stopped or found later, you probably couldnt outgun your local cops, let alone fight an actual army. Obama had a situation with some cattle farmers in Montana or Wyoming or something and had the national guard come out, and those dudes capitulated in like a week after three days of them bringing in tanks and helicopters and like 260 dudes with expensive military gear and them going "Come on dude, dont do this."
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Who the hell do you think the local cops are going to side with? Special Agent Smith from D.C., or his drinking buddy John from down the street and fellow church member? And as for the Bundy case, the Feds did all that because the Bundys figured out the Feds were gonna Waco them and made the first move. They got forted up and made sure any frontal assault would be utterly disastrous, both in terms of body count and PR, and then surrendered and got their day in court... whereupon they walked away scot free in the end thanks to the Feds pretending all their Waco-style tactical planning never happened, and the judge rightfully throwing the case out for refusal to share potentially exculpatory evidence.

Protip: While its not a good look for the super-awesome Feds to be stuck in a standoff with a bunch of bumfuck ranchers, it would have been an even worse look if they had wound up getting repulsed. Can't have that aura of invulnerability get proven wrong.
 
Ruin said:
Uh huh. And how did that work out for Nazi Germany, Stalinist Russia, Cambodia, Vietnam, Laos, South Africa, Lagos, Libya, Ukraine, North Korea and thousands of other totalitarian and oppressive regimes throughout history? Did the "brave soldiers" rise up and defend their fellow countrymen from their oppressors? No they gleefully slaughtered their fellow citizens the second their government told them too.

Fuck you're stupid. It's arguably happening now. Has a single one of all of these alleged "patriots" in the military spoken in defense of the January 6th protestors who are being tortured in solitary confinement for trespassing?
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Worked out just fine for the United States. Or do you think you're still under British rule now?
 
DuckSucker said:
They may not be as trained in tactics and maneuvers and shit, theyre probably more put together when it comes to organizing a force than a bunch of militia larpers who think that because they target practice at the range, that gives them an edge.

If you dont think you could rob a bank and get away with the cash and not get caught or stopped or found later, you probably couldnt outgun your local cops, let alone fight an actual army. Obama had a situation with some cattle farmers in Montana or Wyoming or something and had the national guard come out, and those dudes capitulated in like a week after three days of them bringing in tanks and helicopters and like 260 dudes with expensive military gear and them going "Come on dude, dont do this."
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If only there was a type of warfare specifically focused around avoiding pitched battles against a technologically superior enemy.
 
Eekum Bokum said:
I just like talking about historical military stuff.
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A lot of us do, I do myself. And I've contributed my own off topic bits to the thread. But I presume we want to keep this thread alive and healthy, not invite a crackdown by the mods who become upset that we've derailed a thread about the child sniffing president with a few hundred posts about hypothetical insurgencies vs conventional militaries
 
DuckSucker said:
If you dont think you could rob a bank and get away with the cash and not get caught or stopped or found later, you probably couldnt outgun your local cops, let alone fight an actual army.
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Precisely. This isn't GTA, where the cops will just forget about someone getting murked, especially one of their own.
 
DuckSucker said:
It really is some CHAZ tier discussion. "Yeah well have rural farmers and we're gonna grow corn, and were gonna grow tomatoes.... and.. and a chicken! Yeah! And were gonna fight the revolution!"
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The difference is trannies and niggers live in polluted cities and at best have grown to hate their family, and hicks live on fertile fields and are currently growing food as we speak
 
Badungus Kabungus said:
Worked out just fine for the United States. Or do you think you're still under British rule now?
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America in 1776 is not even remotely comparable to America in 2021.

Also answer my question. How many "brave" patriots in the military have spoken out against the inhumane and unconstitutional treatment of the Jan 6th protestors?

The answer is 0 but I want to hear you say it.
 
You are all being a little bit silly if you think an authoritarian government uses an army to fight its people.

No, they beef up and use the secret service.

Case in point, look what is happening in Belarus right now. Or what happened to the poor fools of 6/1.
 
Ruin said:
America in 1776 is not even remotely comparable to America in 2021.

Also answer my question. How many "brave" patriots in the military have spoken out against the inhumane and unconstitutional treatment of the Jan 6th protestors?

The answer is 0 but I want to hear you say it.
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What makes you think those tourists are worth defending? Half of them are working for the FBI, the other half are random old boomers. January 6th was a nothing burger, despite what your media wants you to think.

Besides, the original discussion was about Biden threatening his own countrymen with nuclear weapons. Not about liberating a couple of dozen of victims of a glow-op nothing burger media shitshow that are behind held by the secret police.
 
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Borscht said:
You are all being a little bit silly if you think an authoritarian government uses an army to fight its people.

No, they beef up and use the secret service.

Case in point, look what is happening in Belarus right now. Or what happened to the poor fools of 6/1.
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That is usually how it will go. They know the army is politically unreliable (too many freethinkers in high ranks) so instead they'll create/beef up a local force for internal conflicts (for example Russia's Rosgvardia or American National Guard) to be used as enforcers for their secret police (FBI).
 
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