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She's back. One of her first tweets since turning 30?

Telling off someone younger than her for being a "boomer" who believes in "responsibility".

And holy fuck she literally just deleted it as I was grabbing it
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I guess she finally read what the guy actually said to her?

EDIT: was able to grab archives of the exchange she had with the guy. just the tweet highlighting it is gone

She calls him retarded after he points out that she's older:
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June is become the condescending "Middle-Aged Mom" online she used to complain about, minus the mom part.
 
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She's back. One of her first tweets since turning 30?

Telling off someone younger than her for being a "boomer" who believes in "responsibility".

And holy fuck she literally just deleted it as I was grabbing it
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I guess she finally read what the guy actually said to her?

EDIT: was able to grab archives of the exchange she had with the guy. just the tweet highlighting it is gone

She calls him retarded after he points out that she's older:
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June is become the condescending "Middle-Aged Mom" online she used to complain about, minus the mom part.
Oooh! Touchy touchy! Goody thing she had a pure innocent car accident victim to white knight so she could shield herself with them while spitting poison over being called old.

Youve been BALD June, and now you’re OLD AND BALD. You look like this under your wig and makeup.

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She's back. One of her first tweets since turning 30?

Telling off someone younger than her for being a "boomer" who believes in "responsibility".

And holy fuck she literally just deleted it as I was grabbing it
View attachment 2289574View attachment 2289573

I guess she finally read what the guy actually said to her?

EDIT: was able to grab archives of the exchange she had with the guy. just the tweet highlighting it is gone

She calls him retarded after he points out that she's older:
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June is become the condescending "Middle-Aged Mom" online she used to complain about, minus the mom part.
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She's back. One of her first tweets since turning 30?

Telling off someone younger than her for being a "boomer" who believes in "responsibility".

And holy fuck she literally just deleted it as I was grabbing it
View attachment 2289574View attachment 2289573

I guess she finally read what the guy actually said to her?

EDIT: was able to grab archives of the exchange she had with the guy. just the tweet highlighting it is gone

She calls him retarded after he points out that she's older:
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June is become the condescending "Middle-Aged Mom" online she used to complain about, minus the mom part.
I like that she deletes it and reposts a screencap to her timeline for more validation.
 
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The first thing she does after turning 30 is continue to Bernpost. If she loves an elderly Jewish man so much, then maybe she should marry one.

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After she converts to Judaism for her husband who pays her rent and bunny vet bills, she must denounce the Roman Catholic Church for creating the Inquisition.

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As much as I enjoy the trainwreck of Shoe, part of me kind of would like to see her snap back to reality and try to make something of herself.

Probably won't happen, and damn are we lucky enough it's going to be documented all online.
 
I just realised her name is June and she was born in June.
Her parents sure as fuck were not sending their best.
Honestly though, when else would you name someone June? Would you name someone born in December, April? That's kind of weird, isn't it? Month names as names are kind of weird regardless, so whatever. On another note, the word June may come from the Roman Goddess Juno, the Goddess of marriage and childbirth. Which I think is ironic, given the empty cart.
 
Honestly though, when else would you name someone June? Would you name someone born in December, April? That's kind of weird, isn't it? Month names as names are kind of weird regardless, so whatever. On another note, the word June may come from the Roman Goddess Juno, the Goddess of marriage and childbirth. Which I think is ironic, given the empty cart.
Not even the great nigga Friday was born Friday.
 
She's not a volcel. She is not rejecting sex because she wants to be celibate, it's because the ones who want to fuck her are losers. Volcel/incel characteristics don't apply the same for women. (I said this before but Dear Leader edited me).

She's just a basic bitch with impossible standards.
she's currently orbiting fat neckbeard vaush lol how is that 'impossible standards'
i guess he has money, but still
 
When she went quiet I really thought the age had finally gotten to her. That maybe she had fallen into a deep depression or was reflecting on how much she's wasting her life right now. I thought, maybe, we were never gonna see her again, or we would see a big tearful statement on how much it sucked being 30. Either way, I expected a new direction.

Silly me, of course she was going to go back to living on Twitter and replying with awful takes and shitty 1-liners like she never skipped a day.
 
Oh Christ did she do something to deserve being thrown into this form now? Or is this just the culmination of her entire bullshit uwu persona finally moving her here?

God please tell me more nudes didn't leak.
 
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