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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Crossposting this picture of tru & honest women

Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Ash (behind kevin), Kevin, Jen

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Meiwaku said:
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We got footage from the elusive non binary husband and his southpark hat. Also worth noting Sky is missing front teeth. You wonder why Bonnie is asexual. Yeesh.
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Sky's the "ranch manager"? Surprised it's not Bonnie or Penny given they're the owners (or Bonnie's parents and Penny, anyway).
Also, skimming through that clip it looks like Penny sent in a pic of her son from when he was over last year.
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Poor kid.
I also noticed Penny repeated that story about them turning alpaca yarn into hats, socks, insoles, dryer balls... so they could "take them to market". I cannot envisage the tranch making actual items out of alpaca wool to sell and not selling them online.
 
I'm still dying over the three kegs they bought. My buddy back in my younger days used to throw the kind of "stereotypical movie scene blowout" parties quite often. Often had one keg and occasionally a second. NEVER ONCE did I see him buy three fucking kegs.

There are 163 12oz drinks in a keg. * 3 = FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-NINE.

What a fucking frat.
 
AssignedEva said:
Sky's the "ranch manager"? Surprised it's not Bonnie or Penny given they're the owners (or Bonnie's parents and Penny, anyway).
Also, skimming through that clip it looks like Penny sent in a pic of her son from when he was over last year.
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Poor kid.
I also noticed Penny repeated that story about them turning alpaca yarn into hats, socks, insoles, dryer balls... so they could "take them to market". I cannot envisage the tranch making actual items out of alpaca wool to sell and not selling them online.
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Do feel sorry for the family members of these guys.
 
Meiwaku said:
Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Kevin, Jenn
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I love how that absolute fuckwad Kevin is leaning in and completely blocking one of them out of the picture. What a dick. Meanwhile, the retard next to him is autistically staring out into space instead of the camera.
 
AnOminous said:
I love how that absolute fuckwad Kevin is leaning in and completely blocking one of them out of the picture. What a dick. Meanwhile, the retard next to him is autistically staring out into space instead of the camera.
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Now, now, that "retard" is called Jen, and he just spotted the women's toilet where he'll be able to have his fill of "chocolate lava cake" for dessert after their meal.
 
It’s not uncommon for alpaca farmers to hire someone else to do the shearing. Some of them fly professionals out from New Zealand because it’s worth it for the extra yield, so I won’t give them shit for bringing someone on.

What is disturbing to me is how after a camera crew, journalists, on-screen talent and a team of editors all saw enough of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to put together a news segment, not one of them had the sense to see that there’s something deeply wrong with how their managing their animals and their property. It’s like people see the rainbow alphabet shit and that makes them turn their brains off. Not that I would trust a news team to know anything about ranching, but it’s incredibly obvious that this is not a healthy operation.
 
Tour of Italy said:
It’s not uncommon for alpaca farmers to hire someone else to do the shearing. Some of them fly professionals out from New Zealand because it’s worth it for the extra yield, so I won’t give them shit for bringing someone on.

What is disturbing to me is how after a camera crew, journalists, on-screen talent and a team of editors all saw enough of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch to put together a news segment, not one of them had the sense to see that there’s something deeply wrong with how their managing their animals and their property. It’s like people see the rainbow alphabet shit and that makes them turn their brains off. Not that I would trust a news team to know anything about ranching, but it’s incredibly obvious that this is not a healthy operation.
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They're journalists not fucking Nazis. Only the reincarnated Hitler would say anything negative about the brave and beautiful trans members of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. And they probably saw the guns at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch and didn't want their bodies made into burrito meat.
 
Hippopatumus said:
I'm still dying over the three kegs they bought. My buddy back in my younger days used to throw the kind of "stereotypical movie scene blowout" parties quite often. Often had one keg and occasionally a second. NEVER ONCE did I see him buy three fucking kegs.

There are 163 12oz drinks in a keg. * 3 = FOUR HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-NINE.

What a fucking frat.
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And they've got, what, 20 people under that tent max?
Alpaca Autopsy Expert said:
No front teeth? Jesus, wonder what his back story is. And how did he wind up marrying Bro-nnie? Were they roommates at the same institution?
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Certainly would explain Bro-nnie's initial desire to transition. I hear in those institutions you get a lot of official and unofficial perks if you're, *ahem*, trans.
 
RazorBackBacon said:
And they've got, what, 20 people under that tent max?
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Idiots probably thought they'd get 100 people at least. I'm surprised they got 20.
RazorBackBacon said:
Certainly would explain Bro-nnie's initial desire to transition. I hear in those institutions you get a lot of official and unofficial perks if you're, *ahem*, trans.
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Yeah, you're going to get lots of people trooning out for those. At least it stops them from breeding. The ones who didn't breed already, at least.
 
Kevin is not the worst looking in a picture? Must be a Tenacious Unicorn Ranch get together.
 
Tour of Italy said:
Not that I would trust a news team to know anything about ranching, but it’s incredibly obvious that this is not a healthy operation.
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A competent news outlet would bring in a professional before covering something that they absolutely don't understand in the least. But that would make them real news and not 🤡 🌎 fake news.
EnemyStand said:
Idiots probably thought they'd get 100 people at least. I'm surprised they got 20.
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Or they just wanted an excuse to buy a fuck ton of beer. Still if it's just the tranchers of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch consuming the leftovers, it'll probably skunk before they drink it all. When I lived in a loft where we'd occasionally throw parties (and a few flat out raves before the cops shut that down), we'd often have more than 100, and the usual liquor buy was a keg, maybe a half dozen handles of bottom shelf liquor, a crate or two of two buck Chuck, and then ridiculous amounts of weed (and sometimes other stuff), and people would also bring their own alcohol and substances.

So I really wouldn't see three kegs as ridiculous for a really big house party, like 100+, assuming nearly everyone was at least a moderate drinker, but for 20 it's completely insane.
 
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My favorite part of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch in Colorado is all of the openly unhinged members with multiple firearms (literally laying about on tables, floors, any available surface) and seemingly no ability to handle them safely. This, combined with vocalizing violence (and some having acted on it) and an eagerness to provoke trouble in their community, are particularly worrisome in Jarod, Phil, and Paul.

More sympathetic viewers for Tenacious Unicorn Ranch should also wonder, after listening to many ~trans voices~, if the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch members are actually being unethical by having so many loaded firearms accessible to a group of minorities with such an astoundingly self-reported high rate of suicide.

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.
 
This Today Show video is strangely boring. Just long-time denizens of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch whining about how hard it is to be trans and "this is the only place I feel safe" type shit. No mention of far-right militias, no focus on guns, not even complaints about their redneck chud neighbors. The pictures are all ancient and can be found in this thread. Kevin even talked about his surgery without looking like a deranged fetishist. Compare this to the Al Jazeera video, which showed a lot more of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch actually is. They're trying so hard here to project the image of a perfect troon utopia, almost as if they know their shenanigans are fucking ridiculous and a nationwide audience would pick up on it.
 
Lubby Smith said:
Tenacious Unicorn Ranch segment archive.
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They have emergency services on the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch? They offer people help and even get them from wherever they are? People can stay until they are "established"? BS.
(Where would they "establish" themselves in this horrible, horrible area full of transphobic nazi militia? At least get your lies straight.)
Meiwaku said:
Crossposting this picture of tru & honest women

Left to right: Bonnie, Sky, ??, ??, Jarrod, Daisy. Kevin, Jenn

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That's Ash hiding behind Kevin.
 
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