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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
White Devil said:
That second email looks like it's a throwaway so probably something they made and sent to themselves. Likely because of how they got called out during the original earl grift for having absolutely no evidence (because it never happened).
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I don't know, I could believe that it's just some troll, if the tranch was going to send themselves threatening e-mails then I think they'd go with something a little more clearly threatening than, "Now it's time to find out".

If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.
 
Bonnie the racist?!
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Their mobile gas chamber is going up
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Lubby Smith said:
Madam Earl threatened great bodily harm to Tenacious Unicorn Ranch feudal lord Paul Mendoza aka Bonnie Nelson aka "Troon Boon".
Coincidentally, they need money to finish the documentary. Pls donate.
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'Take down the trailer because she believed the truck was in it'?
What on earth does that mean?

What I gather from this is that the Tranchers overstepped their bounds, one of the neighbours complained because they don't want their farm/land/animals ruined by the trancher taint of failure and incompetence, and Penny and the other ogres went there to aggressively confront her while shoving a camera in her face. So agressively that she felt the need to threaten them to back off.

No normal neighbour immediately resorts to calling a lawyer in a simple conflict. You scared her, Penny, you liar.
 
Surfin Terf said:
If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.
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They're used to acting like hyper-masculine violent crazies and still getting their ass kissed by the retard media though.
Gone Ham said:
Bonnie the racist?!
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Says the man who runs a tranny ranch with nothing but white men in it.
 
Surfin Terf said:
If it is one of the tranchers behind these e-mails then I don't think that Bonnie was in on it since he wouldn't have resorted to threats of his own so quickly if he'd known it was intended to be an opportunity to show off the peace-loving farmers and workers of the tranch being victimized by violent fascists.
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Well IDK I reckon he'd be very glad, able, and willing to send violent threats to Kev if it was really him.
 
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:story: What an absolute fucking unit. I wouldn't be surprised if this dude benches more than I do. Literally just a man with a ponytail and bitch tits.
 
break these cuffs said:
This series of screenshots completely changed my opinion on the Tranch. Not only are they going to be okay, but they may be the saviors of mankind. It appears they'e cracked the code on how to recycle aluminum cans into steel. Not even the greatest alchemists of Medieval Europe could perform this type of transmogrification. Imagine the possibilities. Nuclear waste could become cancer medication. Exhaust from smokestacks at coal power plants could be captured and converted into fairy dust. The testicles from a troon's orchiectomy could become their breast implants.

Recycling steel is called taking it to a scrapyard or a metal dealer to get paid.
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The aluminum cans actually just identify as steel.
Ever hear of epimetallurgics, bigot?
 
Cerabella said:
The circus is in town
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Really confused about who they expect to show up and do their job for them. They've alienated the community around them and most troons aren't known to drive across the country to do free labor for shit food.
 
Every time one of these dudes goes "Well actually, I don't wanna be like a cis woman at all, I'm nonbinary" it becomes more obvious how much of a cope 'nonbinary' is.
 
Didn't someone in this thread suggest that they get a tent to house the alpacas as it would be better than the ramshackle rape shed that they'd built out of plywood? We already know they read the thread but are they actually listening to the advice here? That'd be a first.

I do hope one of them clears up the big shit pile on the right side of the tent in the 3rd image. Maybe we'll get a funny 'Trancher fallen in shit' image out of it when the shearing happens though.

The circus tent look is so appropriate for them it's uncanny :biggrin:
 
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