FreindlyJordie's Youtube Producer arrested by Australian Counter Terrorism Unit; fails to completely kill dog

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This news is probably old to those who live in the glorious jail island but let me regale you a tale for those who don't know

Australian Youtuber FriendlyJordies is a channel which produces videos featuring a mix of comedy and information with a general slant towards environmentalism and criticising the liberal party. He has recently earned the Ire of (now Former) NSW Deputy State Premier John Barrilarro after doing several exposee' videos exposing his 'alleged' corruption. John Barrilarro has recently sued him for defamation at these claims more information available in this thread

However his producer Kristo Langker was recently dragged from his house by undercover police into an undercover police vehicle (an event mostly unheard of in Australia); whilst attempting to give his phone to his family a police officer who objected to this allegedly 'Tripped over' his elderly mother and sister and nearly killed their dog while grabbing the phone back from the family (video of the event below).

It is later revealed that the officers involved were part of Australia's Fixated Peoples Unit; a police unit specializing in protecting important Australian figures from terrorist attacks and assassins who apparently were were deployed after a police report accusing Kristo of "stalk or intimidate intending to cause fear or physical harm."

The footage of the arrest is available at 1:34
Kristo's offences at 6:01
Kristo's last interaction with John Barrilarro and one of his "stalking" accusations at 7:46
Kristo's other alleged offence of stalking from another video where they crash a uni event to make fun of barrilarro at 8:16
Details of his bail conditions 8:26


After being held for the maximum amount of time he was released on bail with under the conditions pictured below:
kristo's bail.PNG

This man may not make funny memes of this man or he will be returned to prison

he is to appear at Newtown Local Court on Thursday, 24 June, 2021

Edit: To add while they claim the dog is dead in the video it was able to be saved by a vet later

Update: recent inquests have revealed that this arrest was affected without a warrant. Since writing this both the Premier (Gladys Berejeklian) and Deputy Premier (John Barrilaro) have resigned from their positions in State Government after an anti corruption comission probe started investigating their activities
 
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Eventually, you begin to realize that non-Americans live a curious sort of "half life," deprived of freedom, deprived of happiness, deprived of masculinity.

Can you even call an foreigner a man? Or is he some unusual beast?
 
Love him or hate him, this Jordies guy is really good at making a rage inducing video. I want to throw tomatoes at this fuckwad and call him a fucking cuck, and I don't even live in Australia. Hopefully he'll be a politician who gets what he fucking deserves
 
It turns out screeching autistically "what are you suing us for" at a pollie (Kristo, not Jordan) taking a call beside his car while waving a stack of papers in his face does make you seem like enough of an autist to be treated like a terrorist. There were events that led up to this, but all Bruz had to do was just get a restraining order rather than sic the feds on him.

The Australian right is torn over whether they should fetishise and support the authoritarian display, or back the comedian who's just (rightfully so) taking the piss out of the shoddy government.

In similar news, the Australian government also is trying to jail a former spy and his lawyer for treason just because he wanted to give evidence as a witness at the Hague International Court of Justice over Australia bugging the East Timorese government during negotiations over ownership of undersea resources.

The NSW Premier is also getting jiggy with the lawyer whom defended her in a corruption hearing, very sus amogus.

In the words of FriendlyJordies, "Cops are tops, stooge."

Eventually, you begin to realize that non-Americans live a curious sort of "half life," deprived of freedom, deprived of happiness, deprived of masculinity.

Can you even call an foreigner a man? Or is he some unusual beast?
Statistically, Americans are the most unhappy people on the planet. Even the Israelis find their lives more enjoyable than Uncle Sam.
 
It turns out screeching autistically "what are you suing us for" at a pollie (Kristo, not Jordan) taking a call beside his car while waving a stack of papers in his face does make you seem like enough of an autist to be treated like a terrorist. There were events that led up to this, but all Bruz had to do was just get a restraining order rather than sic the feds on him.

The Australian right is torn over whether they should fetishise and support the authoritarian display, or back the comedian who's just (rightfully so) taking the piss out of the shoddy government.

In similar news, the Australian government also is trying to jail a former spy and his lawyer for treason just because he wanted to give evidence as a witness at the Hague International Court of Justice over Australia bugging the East Timorese government during negotiations over ownership of undersea resources.

The NSW Premier is also getting jiggy with the lawyer whom defended her in a corruption hearing, very sus amogus.

In the words of FriendlyJordies, "Cops are tops, stooge."


Statistically, Americans are the most unhappy people on the planet. Even the Israelis find their lives more enjoyable than Uncle Sam.
Fuck she was under fire before for having a 'close personal relationship' with former MP Daryl Maguire this koala burning bitch really gets around
 
The descendants of a bunch of convicts is such a based idea for a country and yet it turned out so cringe.
 
Fuck she was under fire before for having a 'close personal relationship' with former MP Daryl Maguire this koala burning bitch really gets around
Speaking of which, Kristo was also the bloke who asked "Ms Maguire" a couple questions at that press conference whom the mainstream media put on blast. The Nu-left really has it in for Jordies, they're still condemning him as 'sexist, racist,etc.' even when talking about the government's authoritarian arrest of him.

The descendants of a bunch of convicts is such a based idea for a country and yet it turned out so cringe.
Most of the Australian population are free settlers, the convicts and their descendants ultimately formed a small part of the population by the time Federation happened. You don't want your free prisoner labour to outnumber your capacity to police them, nor the rest of the civilian population.

There is, however one single Australian island that was completely settled by convicts (no indigenous inhabitants either) who mutinied and took over the ship transporting them. The Federal government is doing everything it can to kill their culture.
 
Speaking of which, Kristo was also the bloke who asked "Ms Maguire" a couple questions at that press conference whom the mainstream media put on blast. The Nu-left really has it in for Jordies, they're still condemning him as 'sexist, racist,etc.' even when talking about the government's authoritarian arrest of him.
tbf those accusations are thrown around so much I feel like most people with a small exposure online doesn't even recognize the meaning or significance of them anymore
 
The descendants of a bunch of convicts is such a based idea for a country and yet it turned out so cringe.
The American colonies were the original penal dump. Thieves and drunkards and such were sentenced to "transportation" where they were brought to New England and set to 5-10 years of work as a slave servant.
 
The American colonies were the original penal dump. Thieves and drunkards and such were sentenced to "transportation" where they were brought to New England and set to 5-10 years of work as a slave servant.
Well no wonder why imprisonment is such a popular pastime over there
 
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