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Montreal’s hottest food trend is vagina waffles​

by Mr. Wavvy
Côte-des-Neiges’s Marbello Gaufres et Délices has it all.
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Erotic desserts are the talk of the town this summer in Montreal. First, Zizi Pop in the Old Port introduced us to the “penis pops.” Now, Côte-des-Neiges’s Marbello Gaufres et Délices has revolutionized the art form with its latest innovation: vagina waffles.

Marbello Gaufres et Délices has five different flavours of vaginal treats on its menu, including the “Banana Split,” though they also offer customizable vagina waffles. Each waffle type is priced at $7.

Additionally, Marbello also makes penis pops. A fan favourite is the “Gold Papi.” This is perfect for those who may be lacking a true trophy pecker in their lives, or for those who need to compensate.
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Have yourself a “Hot Girl Summer” with these two delicious erotic treats!
 
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Sithis said:
Not the most tasteful display. But when I first saw this and clicked on it, and given the location being in canada, I fully expected to be greeted with some lovecraftian horror concept like waffles made with vaginal yeast as an ingredient or some shit. So I guess it's a pleasant surprise to not be quite as grossed out by a canada story as I expected to be.
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The Frenchies may be genetically inclined to degeneracy, but they have some level of taste and class about it. Now if it was Germanics making it? It would be made out of something disgusting.
 
What a coincidence: in Russian jail slang (now likely dated), a waffle (as in, waffle tube with white cream, not flat one with topping) meant a dick, and a waffler, respectively, a dicksucker. Looks like they overheard it somehow and flipped :lol:
 
More AWS-8Q Than You said:
The Frenchies may be genetically inclined to degeneracy, but they have some level of taste and class about it. Now if it was Germanics making it? It would be made out of something disgusting.
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Woah dude, this isn't the French making it. Its French-Canadians. You know, people with all the class and taste of San Franciscans and who screech constantly about how persecuted they are because half the country speaks English despite holding the entire Canadian political system hostage in their maple-flavored grip.
 
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