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Montreal’s hottest food trend is vagina waffles​

by Mr. Wavvy
Côte-des-Neiges’s Marbello Gaufres et Délices has it all.
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Erotic desserts are the talk of the town this summer in Montreal. First, Zizi Pop in the Old Port introduced us to the “penis pops.” Now, Côte-des-Neiges’s Marbello Gaufres et Délices has revolutionized the art form with its latest innovation: vagina waffles.

Marbello Gaufres et Délices has five different flavours of vaginal treats on its menu, including the “Banana Split,” though they also offer customizable vagina waffles. Each waffle type is priced at $7.

Additionally, Marbello also makes penis pops. A fan favourite is the “Gold Papi.” This is perfect for those who may be lacking a true trophy pecker in their lives, or for those who need to compensate.
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Have yourself a “Hot Girl Summer” with these two delicious erotic treats!
 
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What's to blame here; the leaf, the frog, both, or society as a whole?
 
Not the most tasteful display. But when I first saw this and clicked on it, and given the location being in canada, I fully expected to be greeted with some lovecraftian horror concept like waffles made with vaginal yeast as an ingredient or some shit. So I guess it's a pleasant surprise to not be quite as grossed out by a canada story as I expected to be.
 
Imagine busloads of middle and high-school boys stopping here on their way back from a curling meet or something, they'd remove the item from the menu + throw out the custom waffle-maker I'm guessing by about the time the third boy in line got up to the counter.
 
This is truly degenerate shit. Who is so fucking obsessed with sex that they need a popsicle shaped like a dick?
 
LurkTrawl said:
This is truly degenerate shit. Who is so fucking obsessed with sex that they need a popsicle shaped like a dick?
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You confuse the modern progressive as being obsessed with sex, and not as lonely cat-moms who obsess over their unused genitals. This is thanks to the whole female empowerment/political lesbian movement; they're not obsessed with sex, they're just empty husks who can't perceive the world past their labia.
 
Kheapathic said:
You confuse the modern progressive as being obsessed with sex, and not as lonely cat-moms who obsess over their unused genitals. This is thanks to the whole female empowerment/political lesbian movement; they're not obsessed with sex, they're just empty husks who can't perceive the world past their labia.
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That's so sad. Imagine being reduced to your genitalia, fucking awful.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Have yourself a “Hot Girl Summer” with these two delicious erotic treats
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Off topic but just wanted to comment on this. Are online women incapable of not taking every make oriented thing and trying to make it their own?

White boy summer (so fucking dukb) is now hot girl summer. Before when no shave November was a thing they tried to commandeer it for not saving their legs.


the question is rhetorical. Of course they cant
 
That’s pretty lazy. If no one told me that was a vagina-shaped waffle, I’m not sure I would immediately assume that’s what it was, especially in the kind of waffle place that likes to smother their waffles in cream, butter and syrup.
 
If all it takes for something to be the hottest food trend is one person selling a few Montreal's restaurant scene must be absolute shit.

Or the author is making shit up.
 
kcbbq said:
If all it takes for something to be the hottest food trend is one person selling a few Montreal's restaurant scene must be absolute shit.

Or the author is making shit up.
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If you notice the watermarks on the pictures, it's pretty clear it's just some shit a journalist found on Tiktok while fucking around, and found a flimsy justification to write an article about.

I'll bet it hit some minor regional trend on Tiktok and that's where "trend" comes from.
 
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