💥 Trainwreck Gloria Tesch / Sofia Nova - Author of the Maradonia series turned Republithot

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meshuggahlumps said:
Is it just me or does anyone else think she looks a good deal older than her tender 21 years?
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I think it's a combination of her cheekbones/teeth (maxillofacial structure?) and, possibly, the way that she presents herself. I'm curious about what she looks like without makeup, and whether that contributes to it.

For the record, let me state that I'm not making fun of her face and teeth. If anything, it's her obnoxious behavior that I find irksome.
 
For The Internet said:
I feel you. I am currently trying to brave my way through Twilight: Breaking Dawn. It is a fucking horror.
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I would rather read Maradonia than Twilight. At least the former offers the added enjoyment of knowing the "author" squanders in obscurity.

He Sets Me On Fire said:
This is off-topic, but Whoa wait - That's actually been published? Where have I heard of that solar-burst-hot mess before?
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I'm 99% sure it was one of those self-publishing jobs in the same vein as Maradonia. Hell, that author might be deserving of her own thread, but I haven't followed her antics for quite some time.
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
I would rather read Maradonia than Twilight. At least the former offers the added enjoyment of knowing the "author" squanders in obscurity.



I'm 99% sure it was one of those self-publishing jobs in the same vein as Maradonia. Hell, that author might be deserving of her own thread, but I haven't followed her antics for quite some time.
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I've read both. Well, I've read two Maradonia books and, like, the middle third of Breaking Dawn (I had to skip the first part because I didn't care about Bella's wedding night or honeymoon). I formerly thought I could never read Twilight, but after reading Maradonia and fucking Wogglebug's masterpiece and some of 50 Shades of Grey (okay, some excerpts from a sporking) I realised nothing could be as bad as 50 Shades. It's true. As bad as Twilight is, it's not worse than 50 Shades.

Maradonia does have some amazingly hilarious stuff in it, but honestly so does Breaking Dawn. I've counted two instances in Jacob's chapters where he heard vampires breathing. There's a whole part later in the book where they teach Bella to move her shoulders to simulate breathing because vampires don't breathe.

I'll give Gloria one thing, though: I do intend on reading all the books in her crappy series. The only Twilight book I had any interest in reading was Breaking Dawn, mostly because I've seen the movies (with the help of rifftrax and copious amounts of booze) and it's the only one that seemed slightly interesting. I just had to read about baby imprinting and vampire pregnancy and the battle that never happens for myself. Also, I never skipped any chapters in the Maradonia books (no matter how tedious they were), but I skipped the whole first third of BD because I can't stand Bella and didn't care about her wedding or her boning vampires.

So... I guess Maradonia is better than Twilight, is what I'm saying.
 
For The Internet said:
So... I guess Maradonia is better than Twilight, is what I'm saying.
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Eh, connotatively, watching a Mormon woman trying to have her abstinence cake and sex it, too, is much more interesting than a gated-community Daddy's angel struggle with anything remotely like work.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Eh, connotatively, watching a Mormon woman trying to have her abstinence cake and sex it, too, is much more interesting than a gated-community Daddy's angel struggle with anything remotely like work.
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There is some really interesting behind the scenes psychology with Twilight, admittedly. There's nothing going on behind Maradonia, it's just a mary sue power fantasy. I skipped the honeymoon stuff as I mentioned earlier, but reading the abortion debate as enacted by mary sues written by a mormon lady sure is interesting.

Sometimes I wish there was a little more going on inside Glo's head.
 
Whoever is delusional about the Tesch's having money has never driven by their (now former) house. They never paid a dime on the house to the banks for 9 years while living there (engaging in bankruptcy fraud.) They are beggars and liars, all of them. Here is the link to their former disgusting shit box of a home. They were finally evicted just recently. I wouldn't pay 2 cents for this bug and fungus infested hellhole. http://www.zillow.com/homes/2677-landing-way,-palm-harbor,-fl_rb/
 
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Robert Sockwel said:
Whoever is delusional about the Tesch's having money have never driven by their house, which they never paid a dime on for 9 years. They are beggars and liars, all of them. Here is the link to their former disgusting shit box of a home which they have finally been tossed out of. I wouldn't pay 2 cents for this bug and fungus infested hellhole. http://www.zillow.com/homes/2677-landing-way,-palm-harbor,-fl_rb/
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Hello, and who might you be oh well-informed first time poster?
 
Sarcastic Username said:
Yep, those are the ones registered at that house. And Zillow lists it as FORECLOSURE.

I can't say anything about the other facts in Robert's comment, but they do like they're getting foreclosed on.
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Robert Sockwel said:
Whoever is delusional about the Tesch's having money has never driven by their (now former) house. They never paid a dime on the house to the banks for 9 years while living there (engaging in bankruptcy fraud.) They are beggars and liars, all of them. Here is the link to their former disgusting shit box of a home. They were finally evicted just recently. I wouldn't pay 2 cents for this bug and fungus infested hellhole. http://www.zillow.com/homes/2677-landing-way,-palm-harbor,-fl_rb/
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Weird I actually feel a little bad for gloria a little
That are looks like probably her moms. Gloria hasn't acted like anything is wrong
 
IJustWantToSeeAttachments said:
I have braved the dark depths of 50 Shades and even cavorted with Save the Pearls for a few horrifying chapters. I can conquer this fundie beast.
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Oh god, why haven't I heard of Save the Pearls before? This looks positively awful and it looks like I'm too late to read it myself. From what I gather, it makes Maradonia look, if not good, somewhat more acceptable.
 
Robert Sockwel said:
Whoever is delusional about the Tesch's having money has never driven by their (now former) house. They never paid a dime on the house to the banks for 9 years while living there (engaging in bankruptcy fraud.) They are beggars and liars, all of them. Here is the link to their former disgusting shit box of a home. They were finally evicted just recently. I wouldn't pay 2 cents for this bug and fungus infested hellhole. http://www.zillow.com/homes/2677-landing-way,-palm-harbor,-fl_rb/
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Does that mean the movie is not happening? :(
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
I think it's a combination of her cheekbones/teeth (maxillofacial structure?) and, possibly, the way that she presents herself. I'm curious about what she looks like without makeup, and whether that contributes to it.

For the record, let me state that I'm not making fun of her face and teeth. If anything, it's her obnoxious behavior that I find irksome.
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I completely agree. She has some serious Everest cheekbones going on there. And with her teeth being on the larger side that is probably why she does appear older. Our faces do elongate as we grow so... I actually thought she looked a bit silly playing(in the trailer) that teen Maya who(and I haven't read the books or anything) but I assumed that teen was like maybe supposed to be 16 or something? The "prophecy" refers to them as "children" I believe. Tesch and the guy playing her brother don't look 16, not even close, so I thought that was weird casting but then why write a book and make a movie of it and then NOT star in it too? lol. I too don't have a huge issue with her looks either and thought she was really rather pretty in the pin up shoot and other than her own outlook and narcissism about her beauty she really isn't that bad looking. Just not gonna be the next Cindy Crawford or anything. She really needs to come down to earth and be realistic about her chances of real fame and her talent. If that's possible. I think someone who gives a damn(a family member or friend) needs to give her a sit-down and tell her like it is for once before that ego of hers crashes like the Hindenburg.
 
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