Is Nigger-Teenth a holiday now?

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You're required to forget your debit card in the car at Walmart and you have to throw a fit at the register on Saturday, it's the Nigreeteenth equivalent of leaving milk and cookies out for Santa
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Yes, and if your a federal employee you get this Friday off. If your in the private sector it depends if they give you that paid holiday or not.

Fun trivia fact: Federal holidays are not mandatory for private businesses. They can pick and choose which days are paid holidays or not. They could choose to celebrate no paid federal holidays, but most do as a work incentive.
 
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'Twas the night before Nigmas and all through the hood
All the creatures were stirring, despite questions they should.
The appliances, jewelry, and money were hid
For fear that they're stolen, as Nigger Claus did.
The niglets were jumping on top of their bed
And the noise caused my thoughts to be clouded with dread.
And then out by the Starbucks (near the recent riot)
Something had happened to disturb the "quiet."
I ran to the lawn and fell flat on my ass
At the sight of an ape dressed in red smoking grass!
Nigger Claus came- he was out on the striet-
And out of his mouth came a big, booming "SHIIIIIIIIET!"
He brought out his gun and he slammed shut our door
And he stole all the things we had hidden- and more!
Then he dashed out the back just as quick as he came
There was more to be stolen, and he did not have shame.
He went to his Rolls and shouted out to the engines
(He thought they were niglets, so he paid them attention)
"On Sheboon, on Popeyes, on Malcolm and Lenny!"
"On Melon, on Felon, on Cosby and Kenny!"
As his Rolls pulled away, he shouted out to the block
"Have a merry Juneteenth, you can all suck my cock!"
 
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